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Honorable Rat 01-19-2005 07:24 PM

To anyone that lost money in a vending machine
 
Coca-Karma
This morning I went to buy a coke from a vending machine and the credit read 79.05 I proceeded to press the coke button and the machine spat out 60 dollars or so in change like a fucking las vegas slot machine which I proceeded to put in my backpack.
I now have a backpack full of change, So if you have lost money to a vending machine I have your lost funds and will spend it ridiculously in your honour, if you have lost money twice to the same machine I have no sympathy for you.

MikeXAMO 01-19-2005 07:26 PM

lol thats gotta be a first

bringer 01-19-2005 07:28 PM

years ago i used to get "lucky" with public phones and had simular results
i recommend you put the change in a sock and rob a local 711

Honorable Rat 01-19-2005 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bringer
i recommend you put the change in a sock and rob a local 711

:1orglaugh

Has this been done?

BRISK 01-19-2005 07:30 PM

$60 in change? That must be heavy

Honorable Rat 01-19-2005 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK
$60 in change? That must be heavy

Like Ron Jeremy's big ass head

Spunky 01-19-2005 07:33 PM

Cha ching...I'm sure you'll give back all that money because it's the right thing to do :upsidedow

bringer 01-19-2005 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Honorable Rat
:1orglaugh

Has this been done?

probably
i was watching worlds wildest police chases or some shit like that on spike tv and some idiot tried to rob a 711 with a snake. great stuff

Sosa 01-19-2005 07:33 PM

haha damn. I once bought some nibs and they just kept coming out until there wasn't anymore.

Honorable Rat 01-19-2005 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky
Cha ching...I'm sure you'll give back all that money because it's the right thing to do :upsidedow

I was thinking that and then I thought about this sweat shirt I wanna buy that says "degrassi junior high" and coca cola can spare $60

kowntafit 01-19-2005 07:39 PM

I bet that doesn't happen very often.

Honorable Rat 01-19-2005 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by bringer
probably
i was watching worlds wildest police chases or some shit like that on spike tv and some idiot tried to rob a 711 with a snake. great stuff


Awesome I'll be the guy walking around Miami with "the snake" come August

SmokeyTheBear 01-19-2005 08:01 PM

My friend showed me atrick on those machines once.. get a gallon jug f water and some surgical tubing and feed the tubing down the slot and let the water rip.. the water will trigger the little handle that flips when a quarter goes past it. So you can fill it with credits then press the button and you get a coke and all the change the machine has

freeadultcontent 01-19-2005 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
My friend showed me atrick on those machines once.. get a gallon jug f water and some surgical tubing and feed the tubing down the slot and let the water rip.. the water will trigger the little handle that flips when a quarter goes past it. So you can fill it with credits then press the button and you get a coke and all the change the machine has

Mental note. Sell all vending machines tomorrow.

SmokeyTheBear 01-19-2005 08:03 PM

On the old telephone booths you could yank out one of the wires and it wouldnt give any change until you attached the wire again.. so you could sit and wait at a busy phone booth and reconnect the wires and get back all the money..

sickkittens 01-19-2005 08:04 PM

The vendor must be happy about that. If you believe in karma, return the change. Something really good will come your way.

sickkittens 01-19-2005 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky
Cha ching...I'm sure you'll give back all that money because it's the right thing to do :upsidedow

I know someone who walked up to an ATM that had a card already in it...it asked if he would like to make another transaction, so he took out a few hundred. (He gave the card and the money back when he eventually found the guy who it belonged to).

SmokeyTheBear 01-19-2005 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens
The vendor must be happy about that. If you believe in karma, return the change. Something really good will come your way.

bahhh that is the karma .. he got the good karma from all the bad karma machines have dealt people over the years

reynold 01-19-2005 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Honorable Rat
Coca-Karma
This morning I went to buy a coke from a vending machine and the credit read 79.05 I proceeded to press the coke button and the machine spat out 60 dollars or so in change like a fucking las vegas slot machine which I proceeded to put in my backpack.
I now have a backpack full of change, So if you have lost money to a vending machine I have your lost funds and will spend it ridiculously in your honour, if you have lost money twice to the same machine I have no sympathy for you.


Good for you dude! Good thing, I haven't lost money in a vending machine before. :1orglaugh

nofx 01-19-2005 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
On the old telephone booths you could yank out one of the wires and it wouldnt give any change until you attached the wire again.. so you could sit and wait at a busy phone booth and reconnect the wires and get back all the money..

:thumbsup but this has long since stopped working :\

SmokeyTheBear 01-19-2005 08:12 PM

test him , call him up and pretend you a customer that lost some change at that machine. If he is willing to give you a refund , give him the change back, if he says screw you , tell him HAHA

pxxx 01-19-2005 08:12 PM

That happens to me all the time.

Honorable Rat 01-19-2005 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens
The vendor must be happy about that. If you believe in karma, return the change. Something really good will come your way.

Something good has come my way My new degrassi Jr High shirt! Fuck Coca Cola

The Heron 01-19-2005 08:22 PM

I've gotten 2 or more coke's a couple of times just from hitting the button multiple times after paying for only one... it is always a nice bonus.

xclusive 01-19-2005 08:25 PM

that's awesome

Screaming 01-19-2005 08:26 PM

damn i have never heard of that, heh congrats

arg 01-19-2005 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Honorable Rat
I was thinking that and then I thought about this sweat shirt I wanna buy that says "degrassi junior high" and coca cola can spare $60

I would guess that the machine doesn't belong to Coca Cola...they don't even make coke themselves, they just sell syrup to independently owned bottlers and other distributors. The vending machine owner may be some poor schmuck who invested his life-savings in a five-machine vending business figuring it would be easy money, only to find the machines suck ass and randomly spit out his monthly profits to lucky customers like you. Or perhaps the machine belongs to an axe murderer who was going to use the profits to buy more axes. You'll probably sleep easier believing the latter. :-)

Honorable Rat 01-19-2005 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by arg
The vending machine owner may be some poor schmuck who invested his life-savings in a five-machine vending business figuring it would be easy money, only to find the machines suck ass and randomly spit out his monthly profits to lucky customers like you.

Maybe I can use the $60 to get violin lessons

d00t 01-19-2005 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Honorable Rat
Maybe I can use the $60 to get violin lessons

hahaha haha

jt420 01-19-2005 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Heron
I've gotten 2 or more coke's a couple of times just from hitting the button multiple times after paying for only one... it is always a nice bonus.

i always try and pull that shit at coke machines.

ProjectNaked 01-19-2005 10:49 PM

hope your happy, I was so drunk last night I fed my last 4 $20's into that damn thing...must have been out of every button I pushed so I just kept putting in more bills, thinking it needed more $1's....only got one stinking coke


:mad:

rowan 01-19-2005 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honorable Rat
Coca-Karma
This morning I went to buy a coke from a vending machine and the credit read 79.05 I proceeded to press the coke button and the machine spat out 60 dollars or so in change like a fucking las vegas slot machine which I proceeded to put in my backpack.

Your coke cost $19.05? :winkwink:

abadfish 01-19-2005 10:56 PM

That happened in high school like 5-6 years ago... the vending maching just went nuts and started shooting all of its change out, of course it was full after lunch at a school... a lot of change came out of it... people were filling their shoes and such with it. They all got in trouble, which blows, because when it would eat your money the school would tell you it wasn't their machine and they couldn't do anything about it.

Honorable Rat 01-19-2005 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by rowan
Your coke cost $19.05? :winkwink:


Yeah whats with that? Maybe I got all the money the machine had?
Your good at Math just like that movie a beautiful mind :winkwink:

Indica 01-19-2005 11:42 PM

righto man. thats great. total score. :)

Honorable Rat 01-19-2005 11:47 PM

http://images5.theimagehosting.com/colacash.jpg

I love it its vegas all over again

r3ap3r 01-19-2005 11:49 PM

Don't spend all $60 in change in one place.

Honorable Rat 01-19-2005 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by r3ap3r
Don't spend all $60 in change in one place.

Yeah you're right plus if the strip club bouncers seen me coming with this they'd beat the shit out of me

Vox 01-20-2005 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Honorable Rat
Something good has come my way My new degrassi Jr High shirt! Fuck Coca Cola

This quote just gave you away as a 14 year old snot nose brat. No self respecting adult would wear a Degrassi jr high shirt.

Honorable Rat 01-20-2005 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Vox
This quote just gave you away as a 14 year old snot nose brat. No self respecting adult would wear a Degrassi jr high shirt.


I'm an adult but definately not self respecting plus wtf is wrong with degrassi I bet you used to have a hat like joey


http://images5.theimagehosting.com/Snake-joey.jpg


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