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MrIzzz · 11-30-2004, 04:12 PM

wtf are these charges? you guys ran out of money to feed your mooses?

canadian airport improvement fee????? are you guys finally paving them or something????

lol i love all of you anyway

WiredGuy · 11-30-2004, 04:13 PM

You think that's bad? You should see the charges they give us to fly into the states.

WG

- Jesus Christ - · 11-30-2004, 04:13 PM

Canada LOVES THE TAXES!

Thats one of the main arguments against socialized healthcare.

cocky · 11-30-2004, 04:13 PM

avoid the fees
stay home

JFK · 11-30-2004, 04:14 PM

Its an Alien Tax......... too bad we all have to pay it as well

MrIzzz · 11-30-2004, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
You think that's bad? You should see the charges they give us to fly into the states.

WG

dude, we booked at the place you said

lol, i'm just laughing cause i've never seen an airport improvement tax before

SlickCash Brock · 11-30-2004, 04:16 PM

They just spent 1 billion on terminal 1 so i guess they found out how to pay for it

JFK · 11-30-2004, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
You think that's bad? You should see the charges they give us to fly into the states.

WG

Right on WG....... You can get a flight to Ft Lauderdale for about 169 cdn by the time you get hosed with all the extra fees and taxes its very close to 300

bastards

Antxx · 11-30-2004, 04:16 PM

We have to pay for our Green Card.

MrIzzz · 11-30-2004, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFK
Its an Alien Tax......... too bad we all have to pay it as well

lololol, i feel so dirty now, like i'm trying to sneak into canada as an illegal or something

Indica · 11-30-2004, 04:16 PM

them are, bend over, lube up and take em like a man charges.
honestly..can't explain em. All i know is i own one HUGE tub of lube.

MrIzzz · 11-30-2004, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Antxx
We have to pay for our Green Card.

Tanker · 11-30-2004, 04:17 PM

thats why I fly out of buffalo

Dagwolf · 11-30-2004, 04:19 PM

Looks like some of those fees go to the U.S.

Steen2 · 11-30-2004, 04:21 PM

Airport improvement fee is (at YVR) has to be almost 5 years old now (or more?).

Toronto, Vancouver and most other major Canadian airports have them, the smaller airports are usually only $5.

The whole security fees are new (since 911).

The taxes are going down though.

I remember booking a flight for $90 ($45/ea way) and after taxes and fees it was $195. Still an amazing deal for the route, but lots of fees.

sean416 · 11-30-2004, 04:22 PM

The one reason canada sucks: taxes up the ass.

Steen2 · 11-30-2004, 04:23 PM

Also izz, check out Westjet.com - it might be cheaper for your chosen dates.

Not sure if this is offered by Zip (4321zip.com) or Jetsgo (jetsgo.net) but you may want to check them out!

- Jesus Christ - · 11-30-2004, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dagwolf
Looks like some of those fees go to the U.S.

The USA Immigration user fee may, but I've only seen the "USA Transportation Tax" in regards to people flying to Canada.

Juicy D. Links · 11-30-2004, 04:25 PM

Izzy does the flight have sheep and chickens running down the aisles?

yys · 11-30-2004, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickCash Brock
They just spent 1 billion on terminal 1 so i guess they found out how to pay for it

Over 3 billion and counting.

The fees are to pay for upgrades. All airports in Canada were turned over to local airport business groups; No more government handouts. They have to pay their own way now and pay the feds rental fees.

Toronto was just rated as the 2nd most expensive airport to fly into in the world. Most of the fees you see are hidden at airports in the states.

yys · 11-30-2004, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
The USA Immigration user fee may, but I've only seen the "USA Transportation Tax" in regards to people flying to Canada.

Thats because the U.S. customs and immigration pre-clear passangers in Canada before they board the plane and not when they land back in the states.

MrIzzz · 11-30-2004, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Izzy does the flight have sheep and chickens running down the aisles?

nah dildozer said yesterday that it was all moose and geese

WiredGuy · 11-30-2004, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz

dude, we booked at the place you said

lol, i'm just laughing cause i've never seen an airport improvement tax before

That's Air Canada, I never sent you a link to that. My flight was $36/direction. Once you add the taxes and such, it worked out to $175 return.

WG

CAHEK · 11-30-2004, 04:40 PM

you should take an car

Juicy D. Links · 11-30-2004, 04:40 PM

those are the passengers

Juicy D. Links · 11-30-2004, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by CAHEK
you should take an car

too far of a drive

weaselbrains · 11-30-2004, 04:45 PM

A few years ago I'd been in Vancouver for a few weeks and I was flying out - I had a bunch of Canadian money left, so I spent it on crap at the airport.

Then I get to some checkpoint thing and they tell me I have to pay this airport improvement tax after I've already spent all my money.

MrIzzz · 11-30-2004, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
That's Air Canada, I never sent you a link to that. My flight was $36/direction. Once you add the taxes and such, it worked out to $175 return.

WG

lol, sorry, i meant the hotel that you mentioned not the airline

we booked the same hotel you said

Yngwie · 11-30-2004, 04:52 PM

They needed a way to pay to finally paved the runways so you'd have smoother landings lol

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
wtf are these charges? you guys ran out of money to feed your mooses?

canadian airport improvement fee????? are you guys finally paving them or something????

lol, i love all of you anyway

JFK · 11-30-2004, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
too far of a drive

its only 9 1/2 hrs

WiredGuy · 11-30-2004, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
lol, sorry, i meant the hotel that you mentioned not the airline

we booked the same hotel you said

Right on, I'm at that hotel as well and one of my friends is staying there too. Half the price of the Holiday Inn and 4.5 star hotel, much nicer

WG

eadweb · 11-30-2004, 05:59 PM

Those charges drive me nuts. I got 4 tickets to LA using airmiles so the tickets are free.... BUT the damn surcharges, taxes etc came to $711 !!! It's even worse if you are making a short hop like Edmonton to Vancouver. The surchages sometimes come to more than the ticket. Insane.

beergood · 11-30-2004, 06:31 PM

fuck Canada. shithole

Antxx · 11-30-2004, 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by beergood
fuck Canada. shithole

Louisianne was populated by forced labor french canadians, so i wouldn't shit on my possible ancestor if i were you...

Just to give you an historical perspective on your comment

. Of course i could completely be mistaken about where you came from, and that would make me a shithole. But then i am also french canadian...so we would close some kinds of paradox, or found ourself in a full circle of shit.

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