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MrIzzz 11-30-2004 04:12 PM

hey CANADIANS, explain these charges to me
 
wtf are these charges? you guys ran out of money to feed your mooses?

http://www.mrizzz.com/pics/gfy/dumbcanadians.jpg


canadian airport improvement fee????? are you guys finally paving them or something????




lol i love all of you anyway:1orglaugh

WiredGuy 11-30-2004 04:13 PM

You think that's bad? You should see the charges they give us to fly into the states.

WG

- Jesus Christ - 11-30-2004 04:13 PM

Canada LOVES THE TAXES!

Thats one of the main arguments against socialized healthcare.

cocky 11-30-2004 04:13 PM

avoid the fees
stay home

JFK 11-30-2004 04:14 PM

Its an Alien Tax......... too bad we all have to pay it as well:1orglaugh

MrIzzz 11-30-2004 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
You think that's bad? You should see the charges they give us to fly into the states.

WG

:1orglaugh

dude, we booked at the place you said:thumbsup

lol, i'm just laughing cause i've never seen an airport improvement tax before

SlickCash Brock 11-30-2004 04:16 PM

They just spent 1 billion on terminal 1 so i guess they found out how to pay for it

JFK 11-30-2004 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
You think that's bad? You should see the charges they give us to fly into the states.

WG

Right on WG....... You can get a flight to Ft Lauderdale for about 169 cdn by the time you get hosed with all the extra fees and taxes its very close to 300 :321GFY bastards

Antxx 11-30-2004 04:16 PM

We have to pay for our Green Card.

MrIzzz 11-30-2004 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFK
Its an Alien Tax......... too bad we all have to pay it as well:1orglaugh
lololol, i feel so dirty now, like i'm trying to sneak into canada as an illegal or something

Indica 11-30-2004 04:16 PM

them are, bend over, lube up and take em like a man charges.
honestly..can't explain em. All i know is i own one HUGE tub of lube.

MrIzzz 11-30-2004 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Antxx
We have to pay for our Green Card.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tanker 11-30-2004 04:17 PM

thats why I fly out of buffalo

Dagwolf 11-30-2004 04:19 PM

Looks like some of those fees go to the U.S.

Steen2 11-30-2004 04:21 PM

Airport improvement fee is (at YVR) has to be almost 5 years old now (or more?).

Toronto, Vancouver and most other major Canadian airports have them, the smaller airports are usually only $5.

The whole security fees are new (since 911).

The taxes are going down though.

I remember booking a flight for $90 ($45/ea way) and after taxes and fees it was $195. Still an amazing deal for the route, but lots of fees.

sean416 11-30-2004 04:22 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The one reason canada sucks: taxes up the ass.

Steen2 11-30-2004 04:23 PM

Also izz, check out Westjet.com - it might be cheaper for your chosen dates.

Not sure if this is offered by Zip (4321zip.com) or Jetsgo (jetsgo.net) but you may want to check them out!

- Jesus Christ - 11-30-2004 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dagwolf
Looks like some of those fees go to the U.S.
The USA Immigration user fee may, but I've only seen the "USA Transportation Tax" in regards to people flying to Canada.

Juicy D. Links 11-30-2004 04:25 PM

Izzy does the flight have sheep and chickens running down the aisles?

yys 11-30-2004 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickCash Brock
They just spent 1 billion on terminal 1 so i guess they found out how to pay for it
Over 3 billion and counting.

The fees are to pay for upgrades. All airports in Canada were turned over to local airport business groups; No more government handouts. They have to pay their own way now and pay the feds rental fees.


Toronto was just rated as the 2nd most expensive airport to fly into in the world. Most of the fees you see are hidden at airports in the states.

yys 11-30-2004 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
The USA Immigration user fee may, but I've only seen the "USA Transportation Tax" in regards to people flying to Canada.

Thats because the U.S. customs and immigration pre-clear passangers in Canada before they board the plane and not when they land back in the states.

MrIzzz 11-30-2004 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Izzy does the flight have sheep and chickens running down the aisles?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nah dildozer said yesterday that it was all moose and geese

WiredGuy 11-30-2004 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
:1orglaugh

dude, we booked at the place you said:thumbsup

lol, i'm just laughing cause i've never seen an airport improvement tax before

That's Air Canada, I never sent you a link to that. My flight was $36/direction. Once you add the taxes and such, it worked out to $175 return.

WG

CAHEK 11-30-2004 04:40 PM

you should take an car

Juicy D. Links 11-30-2004 04:40 PM

http://www.collectorville.com/photo-...chickens-1.jpg


those are the passengers

Juicy D. Links 11-30-2004 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CAHEK
you should take an car
too far of a drive

weaselbrains 11-30-2004 04:45 PM

A few years ago I'd been in Vancouver for a few weeks and I was flying out - I had a bunch of Canadian money left, so I spent it on crap at the airport.

Then I get to some checkpoint thing and they tell me I have to pay this airport improvement tax after I've already spent all my money.

MrIzzz 11-30-2004 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
That's Air Canada, I never sent you a link to that. My flight was $36/direction. Once you add the taxes and such, it worked out to $175 return.

WG

lol, sorry, i meant the hotel that you mentioned not the airline:winkwink:

we booked the same hotel you said:thumbsup

Yngwie 11-30-2004 04:52 PM

They needed a way to pay to finally paved the runways so you'd have smoother landings lol


Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
wtf are these charges? you guys ran out of money to feed your mooses?

http://www.mrizzz.com/pics/gfy/dumbcanadians.jpg


canadian airport improvement fee????? are you guys finally paving them or something????




lol, i love all of you anyway:1orglaugh


JFK 11-30-2004 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
too far of a drive
its only 9 1/2 hrs:winkwink:

WiredGuy 11-30-2004 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
lol, sorry, i meant the hotel that you mentioned not the airline:winkwink:

we booked the same hotel you said:thumbsup

Right on, I'm at that hotel as well and one of my friends is staying there too. Half the price of the Holiday Inn and 4.5 star hotel, much nicer :)

WG

eadweb 11-30-2004 05:59 PM

Those charges drive me nuts. I got 4 tickets to LA using airmiles so the tickets are free.... BUT the damn surcharges, taxes etc came to $711 !!! It's even worse if you are making a short hop like Edmonton to Vancouver. The surchages sometimes come to more than the ticket. Insane.

beergood 11-30-2004 06:31 PM

fuck Canada. shithole

Antxx 11-30-2004 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
fuck Canada. shithole
Louisianne was populated by forced labor french canadians, so i wouldn't shit on my possible ancestor if i were you...

Just to give you an historical perspective on your comment :) . Of course i could completely be mistaken about where you came from, and that would make me a shithole. But then i am also french canadian...so we would close some kinds of paradox, or found ourself in a full circle of shit.


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