Ever Hear Of Raccoons Attacking Cats? - GoFuckYourself.com

Spunky · 11-15-2004, 07:37 PM

I had my cat fly in the house and start growling at the window..Two coons were in the yard..I heard of them dissembowling dogs before..good thing she bolted inside ..Them fuckers are going through my grass looking for grubs..I guess I should keep her inside from now on.

SmokeyTheBear · 11-15-2004, 08:20 PM

my cats used to not care and chow down the cat food with the coons. i wouldnt worry about it , cats are faster .

Napolean · 11-15-2004, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky
I had my cat fly in the house and start growling at the window..Two coons were in the yard..I heard of them dissembowling dogs before..good thing she bolted inside ..Them fuckers are going through my grass looking for grubs..I guess I should keep her inside from now on.

nah, let her back out... they were just playin

she loves it

Spunky · 11-15-2004, 08:25 PM

Those buggers were pretty big..It's like a bloody farm out here..Huge skunks and possums as well as the coon family..I'm not used to it since I live in the city

Elli · 11-15-2004, 08:26 PM

My cat was raped by a raccoon once. He came in after much yowling and spitting with scratches on his neck and wet stuff on his back. But shh, don't tell. He's still embarrassed about it. I'm just glad they didn't kill him. He's 14lbs, but declawed in the front.

Spunky · 11-15-2004, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
My cat was raped by a raccoon once. He came in after much yowling and spitting with scratches on his neck and wet stuff on his back. But shh, don't tell. He's still embarrassed about it. I'm just glad they didn't kill him. He's 14lbs, but declawed in the front.

Was the wet stuff white and sticky?

Poor kitty was sodomized

Elli · 11-15-2004, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky
Was the wet stuff white and sticky? Poor kitty was sodomized

Yep, it was. :!

Love Brokers · 11-16-2004, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
My cat was raped by a raccoon once. He came in after much yowling and spitting with scratches on his neck and wet stuff on his back. But shh, don't tell. He's still embarrassed about it. I'm just glad they didn't kill him. He's 14lbs, but declawed in the front.

If the cats claws have been removed, the equivalent of a human having the tip of his fingers removed at the first joint behind the nail, he should NEVER be outside again.

Rantan · 11-16-2004, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Love Brokers
If the cats claws have been removed, the equivalent of a human having the tip of his fingers removed at the first joint behind the nail, he should NEVER be outside again.

really, cats cant fght for shit after being de-clawed, but they learn to bite you real fast once they relaize batting at your face for 5 mins does NOTHING...

Babaganoosh · 11-16-2004, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
My cat was raped by a raccoon once. He came in after much yowling and spitting with scratches on his neck and wet stuff on his back. But shh, don't tell. He's still embarrassed about it. I'm just glad they didn't kill him. He's 14lbs, but declawed in the front.

Why was a declawed cat outdoors? He's completely defenseless. That's pretty irresponsible.

nofx · 11-16-2004, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Napolean
nah, let her back out... they were just playin

she loves it

Elli · 11-16-2004, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Why was a declawed cat outdoors? He's completely defenseless. That's pretty irresponsible.

He wasn't allowed outside because of all the baddies out there, but he snuck out when we were sitting on the deck. I was just going to get him when I heard the yowling.

aico · 11-16-2004, 01:32 AM

Actually Raccoons are known to kill and eat cats. They get the cat to chase one of them, then the other 5 or 6 that are hiding attack it and kill it. Kind of like Jurassic Park.

WarChild · 11-16-2004, 01:39 AM

Not sure about cats, but my dogs nearly had one cornered in the back yard of my old house. Lucky striped little bastard almost got to play Rottweiler tag.

VIPimp · 11-16-2004, 01:48 AM

Hell yea they do... they beat the shit out my old cat many times.

They also will attack you, be careful.

CET · 11-16-2004, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky
I had my cat fly in the house and start growling at the window..Two coons were in the yard..I heard of them dissembowling dogs before..good thing she bolted inside ..Them fuckers are going through my grass looking for grubs..I guess I should keep her inside from now on.

Go out with a gun and shoot them. Problem over.

bubi · 11-16-2004, 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky
I had my cat fly in the house and start growling at the window..Two coons were in the yard..I heard of them dissembowling dogs before..good thing she bolted inside ..Them fuckers are going through my grass looking for grubs..I guess I should keep her inside from now on.

Sounds like an episode from America's Finniest Video...

webmaster x · 11-16-2004, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky
I had my cat fly in the house and start growling at the window..Two coons were in the yard..I heard of them dissembowling dogs before..good thing she bolted inside ..Them fuckers are going through my grass looking for grubs..I guess I should keep her inside from now on.

yup, raccoons are feisty animals.

Phoenix · 11-16-2004, 08:52 AM

yep a raccon will fuck a cat up...but if your dog is afraid of a raccoon you dont really have a dog.

of course im from the country and we only have big dogs out there.

bubi · 11-16-2004, 09:48 AM

I once saw a picture of a raccoon fucking a rabbit... They're feisty animals alryt!!! They'll fuck anything!!!

11-15-2004, 07:37 PM	#1
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	Ever Hear Of Raccoons Attacking Cats? I had my cat fly in the house and start growling at the window..Two coons were in the yard..I heard of them dissembowling dogs before..good thing she bolted inside ..Them fuckers are going through my grass looking for grubs..I guess I should keep her inside from now on. __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

11-15-2004, 08:20 PM	#2
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	my cats used to not care and chow down the cat food with the coons. i wouldnt worry about it , cats are faster . __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

11-15-2004, 08:25 PM	#4
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	Those buggers were pretty big..It's like a bloody farm out here..Huge skunks and possums as well as the coon family..I'm not used to it since I live in the city __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

11-15-2004, 08:26 PM	#5
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	My cat was raped by a raccoon once. He came in after much yowling and spitting with scratches on his neck and wet stuff on his back. But shh, don't tell. He's still embarrassed about it. I'm just glad they didn't kill him. He's 14lbs, but declawed in the front. __________________ email: [email protected]

11-16-2004, 01:39 AM	#14
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Not sure about cats, but my dogs nearly had one cornered in the back yard of my old house. Lucky striped little bastard almost got to play Rottweiler tag. __________________ .

11-16-2004, 01:32 AM	#13
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Actually Raccoons are known to kill and eat cats. They get the cat to chase one of them, then the other 5 or 6 that are hiding attack it and kill it. Kind of like Jurassic Park.

11-16-2004, 01:48 AM	#15
VIPimp Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,234	Hell yea they do... they beat the shit out my old cat many times. They also will attack you, be careful.

11-16-2004, 08:52 AM	#19
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,462	yep a raccon will fuck a cat up...but if your dog is afraid of a raccoon you dont really have a dog. of course im from the country and we only have big dogs out there. __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

11-16-2004, 09:48 AM	#20
bubi Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Philippines Posts: 39	I once saw a picture of a raccoon fucking a rabbit... They're feisty animals alryt!!! They'll fuck anything!!! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.