Does anyone else get ass hole cramps? - GoFuckYourself.com

RoUgH AiR · 11-09-2004, 11:52 PM

I know I am leaving myself open for the jokes but man my knees just buckle and I hit the pavement the pain is so much! WTF?

It's not like there is any warning or anything. Just 'POW'

Tala · 11-09-2004, 11:54 PM

Sorry, had to get that out of my system.

Are you sure it's sphincter cramps, or could it be a very bad gas cramp?

RoUgH AiR · 11-09-2004, 11:57 PM

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Originally posted by Tala

Sorry, had to get that out of my system.

Are you sure it's sphincter cramps, or could it be a very bad gas cramp?

No dude...it's no different than a leg cramp but the pain is obviously more painful and embarrasing than any other cramp.

kmanrox · 11-10-2004, 12:00 AM

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Originally posted by RoUgH AiR
I know I am leaving myself open for the jokes but man my knees just buckle and I hit the pavement the pain is so much! WTF?

It's not like there is any warning or anything. Just 'POW'

is this a once time occurence or does it happen more than just this time?

it sounds like it could be possible colon cancer or something like that... i'd go get checked, especially if you're over 30...

RoUgH AiR · 11-10-2004, 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
is this a once time occurence or does it happen more than just this time?

it sounds like it could be possible colon cancer or something like that... i'd go get checked, especially if you're over 30...

Ever since as a kid I had it. But in my 20's it never surfaced. I forgot about it until recently I have been getting them more often. You are right...I will have it checked out.

tootie · 11-10-2004, 12:19 AM

A couple of female friends of mine have that occasionally after orgasm. One of them went to a doctor and he told her some people have that occasionally, often people with a family history of Crohn's disease, irritable bowel syndrome and colitis (which incidentally can lead to a higher incidence of colon cancer), but it can also be caused by certain sexually transmitted diseases, so you might want to get checked out. He couldn't find anything wrong with her, though, so it's probably nothing to worry about.

RoUgH AiR · 11-10-2004, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by tootie
A couple of female friends of mine have that occasionally after orgasm. One of them went to a doctor and he told her some people have that occasionally, often people with a family history of Crohn's disease, irritable bowel syndrome and colitis (which incidentally can lead to a higher incidence of colon cancer), but it can also be caused by certain sexually transmitted diseases, so you might want to get checked out. He couldn't find anything wrong with her, though, so it's probably nothing to worry about.

Thanks so much for the concern and advice. I will get it checked out.

Good night folks...I'm shuttin' 'er down!

SpikeHeel · 11-10-2004, 12:37 AM

I experience that too, but I rush to see a doctor because it really hurts and I can?t walk, and it?s a big problem. Men, you have to see a doctor.

reynold · 11-10-2004, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by RoUgH AiR
I know I am leaving myself open for the jokes but man my knees just buckle and I hit the pavement the pain is so much! WTF?

It's not like there is any warning or anything. Just 'POW'

hey cramps are just like that you don't expect them to give out a warning.

mortenb · 11-10-2004, 03:50 PM

That's going to be a fun doctors appointment..

Doctor, doctor.. My bum hurts..

BRISK · 11-10-2004, 03:53 PM

I didn't know asshole cramps were possible. What happens? Suddenly your asshole starts hurting?

NoCarrier · 11-10-2004, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
I didn't know asshole cramps were possible. What happens? Suddenly your asshole starts hurting?

That was so fucking hilarious!

NoCarrier · 11-10-2004, 03:58 PM

If you get horrible asshole cramps when you are swimming, can you drown and die?

NoCarrier · 11-10-2004, 03:59 PM

Damn, can you imagine everyone talking about it at your funeral..

"He died because he had asshole cramps".

BRISK · 11-10-2004, 04:07 PM

OK, Dr. BRISK has diagnosed your condition. In my 0 years of experience in medicine I have never encountered someone with your situation, but after conducting a 30 second Google search, I am confident that you have Proctalgia Fugax.

http://www.medic8.com/healthguide/ar...lgiafugax.html

In 2 weeks you will receive a $1000 bill for this consultation.

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tootie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Planet Earp Posts: 6,041	A couple of female friends of mine have that occasionally after orgasm. One of them went to a doctor and he told her some people have that occasionally, often people with a family history of Crohn's disease, irritable bowel syndrome and colitis (which incidentally can lead to a higher incidence of colon cancer), but it can also be caused by certain sexually transmitted diseases, so you might want to get checked out. He couldn't find anything wrong with her, though, so it's probably nothing to worry about. __________________

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NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	If you get horrible asshole cramps when you are swimming, can you drown and die? __________________

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11-10-2004, 04:07 PM	#15
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	OK, Dr. BRISK has diagnosed your condition. In my 0 years of experience in medicine I have never encountered someone with your situation, but after conducting a 30 second Google search, I am confident that you have Proctalgia Fugax. http://www.medic8.com/healthguide/ar...lgiafugax.html In 2 weeks you will receive a $1000 bill for this consultation. __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.