Does anyone else get ass hole cramps?
 

I know I am leaving myself open for the jokes but man my knees just buckle and I hit the pavement the pain is so much! WTF?

It's not like there is any warning or anything. Just 'POW'

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Sorry, had to get that out of my system.

Are you sure it's sphincter cramps, or could it be a very bad gas cramp?

No dude...it's no different than a leg cramp but the pain is obviously more painful and embarrasing than any other cramp.

is this a once time occurence or does it happen more than just this time?

it sounds like it could be possible colon cancer or something like that... i'd go get checked, especially if you're over 30...

Ever since as a kid I had it. But in my 20's it never surfaced. I forgot about it until recently I have been getting them more often. You are right...I will have it checked out.

A couple of female friends of mine have that occasionally after orgasm. One of them went to a doctor and he told her some people have that occasionally, often people with a family history of Crohn's disease, irritable bowel syndrome and colitis (which incidentally can lead to a higher incidence of colon cancer), but it can also be caused by certain sexually transmitted diseases, so you might want to get checked out. He couldn't find anything wrong with her, though, so it's probably nothing to worry about.

Thanks so much for the concern and advice. I will get it checked out.

Good night folks...I'm shuttin' 'er down!

I experience that too, but I rush to see a doctor because it really hurts and I can?t walk, and it?s a big problem. Men, you have to see a doctor.

hey cramps are just like that you don't expect them to give out a warning.

That's going to be a fun doctors appointment..

Doctor, doctor.. My bum hurts..

I didn't know asshole cramps were possible. What happens? Suddenly your asshole starts hurting?

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That was so fucking hilarious!

If you get horrible asshole cramps when you are swimming, can you drown and die?

Damn, can you imagine everyone talking about it at your funeral..

"He died because he had asshole cramps".

OK, Dr. BRISK has diagnosed your condition. In my 0 years of experience in medicine I have never encountered someone with your situation, but after conducting a 30 second Google search, I am confident that you have Proctalgia Fugax.

http://www.medic8.com/healthguide/ar...lgiafugax.html

In 2 weeks you will receive a $1000 bill for this consultation.

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