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hydro · 11-10-2004, 12:31 AM

you just got to be funny but not trying too hard. You also can't seem too needy like answering the phone after just 1 ring or rushing to the door within 5 seconds after they ring it. You need to pull away and mildly push thier buttons

Semi-Retired-Dave · 11-10-2004, 01:10 AM

Oh and...

If your cell phone rings, don't answer it. That is the rudest thing in the world.

baddog · 11-10-2004, 01:42 AM

playing with your rifle and blowing out the rear window of the truck you are laying in the back of goes over pretty well too

Double L · 11-10-2004, 02:05 AM

If being yourself doesn't impress her, and vice versa it's not much of a match. Assuming you're not just playing some try to get laid game that is

TurboTrucker · 11-10-2004, 02:10 AM

Make her orgasm.

SpikeHeel · 11-10-2004, 02:24 AM

I think just be yourself. Listen to what she says and don?t brag something that will make her think you?re a arrogant.

smack · 11-10-2004, 02:27 AM

I'm nice, I listen to what she was to say, ask questions about her. take her somewhere nice and quite, and talk and get to know one another.

bizmak · 11-10-2004, 03:27 AM

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Originally posted by pimpporn
Be yourself!

Note: This does not work for everybody!

That's my problem

Sony · 11-10-2004, 03:48 AM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Just be yourself. No flowers, shows you are trying to hard. Be yourself be funny and don't be boring. Don't be too nice or you will be like every other guy out there and most girls hate nice guys.

Don't try to hard take it easy, have a few drinks and talk away. Don't talk about yourself whatsover. Make it all about her and act like you are listening and that you care.

Works all the time.

If that doesn't work, I'll tell you about plan B.

Yup, 100% correct, if you are too nice she'll lose any sex interested in you.

Platinumpimp · 11-10-2004, 03:52 AM

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Originally posted by iforgotmyscreenname
first date...open the car door for them...your car not theres....pay for everything..do somthing fun and exciting and dont talk about sex or your ex

Dude have you ever been with a chick? Not all chicks like it when you pay for everything, some even hate it and insist to pay as well

Kicker · 11-10-2004, 04:01 AM

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Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
dont call her a whore

Drake · 11-10-2004, 04:05 AM

At the beginning of the date, tell her you're going to have her in the sack by the end of the night. This always goes over really well.

lawked · 11-10-2004, 05:28 AM

Get her in a private place...

Take your left hand and grab her by the throat and start choking her... with the right hand pull out your stiffy...

Don't forget the flowers, before or after..

Tricksy · 11-10-2004, 06:11 AM

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Originally posted by spunky
Being on time,a good listener,and focus all your attention on her

You're SO right!

Cassie · 11-10-2004, 06:16 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
I think surprising them instead of saying ahead of time where you'll be going is one good way.

Being a gentleman really goes far these days. Many guys don't have a clue about good manners.

Making her laugh a lot is another good thing.

Surprising her with a wrapped little gift always goes over well too.

you sir, do not need advice. you have the knowledge needed to accomplish a great first date.

Peaches · 11-10-2004, 06:24 AM

If someone brings me flowers or a gift on the first date, I run like hell. That's someone trying WAY too hard and making a first date into a production when all it is is people getting to know each other.

It's the third date when you do that stuff because if you can make it to the 3rd date, chances are you really like each other

And DON'T take a girl to the movies on a first date - again, you're supposed to be getting to know each other so sitting in a theater where you can't talk pretty much nullfiies that

Damn, being raised by a man really skewed my opinion on these things, didn't it?

Peaches · 11-10-2004, 06:27 AM

I have to say after reading the entire thread, I'm siding with Dave over KRL on this dating stuff.

slapass · 11-10-2004, 06:40 AM

I have to agree on the too nice thing. let them know you have an edge it helps.

mindoza · 11-10-2004, 07:05 AM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
No gifts on the first date. If you really like her, FedEx it to her in 3 days after the date to her work. (Although it's still too much too quick.)

Now you have the right idea!!!! It may be too much to quick but it def would pull at our heart strings..a gift at the first date is uncomfortable to say the least

reynold · 11-10-2004, 07:32 AM

get someone to play her favorite song. while taking her dinner.

Rochard · 11-10-2004, 07:46 AM

I just need to tell them my name.

Basic_man · 11-10-2004, 07:51 AM

Go at a big restaurant, and show her how rich you are !

maxjohan · 11-10-2004, 07:56 AM

You all forgot the most important thing of all.

What type of woman are your date.

One of the carrier pointed or beautiful women -- Go for Dave

The shy beauty-- KRL/Dave 50/50

I think it depends a lot on what type of girl.

If she have confident and are used to get what she want--- dont give her what she want. Make fun of her instead.

If she is shy-- try to be open and warm so
she feel comfortable.

Remember, there is a different between dating 50+ women and 20 year old girls.

Good advice in this thread. Just need to
figure out what tactics you need to use on what woman.

ok Im done.

maxjohan · 11-10-2004, 08:00 AM

on another note, its pointless to date girls that are
not like you, if you want a long term relationship.

If you need to play headgames all the time make her stay intrested, then it might not be worth it.

TheLegacy · 11-10-2004, 08:03 AM

tip her

Nysus · 11-10-2004, 08:07 AM

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Originally posted by maxjohan
on another note, its pointless to date girls that are
not like you, if you want a long term relationship.

If you need to play headgames all the time make her stay intrested, then it might not be worth it.

Both replies are great additional advice - I was waiting for someone to say it too.

Also, KRL is married (I don't know about Dave or the others, or their life circumstances so this may actually have no bearing at all) but KRL being married shows that being a big gentlemen right away can lead to a long-term relationship; though for all I know KRL's been married for 8 months, and only knew the girl 2 months prior to that. ;)

Matt

Pipecrew · 11-10-2004, 08:38 AM

It's easy being a canadian and picking up all these american chicks, cause most american guys are dumbasses..

The car door opening is golden and has got me alot of girls, They are always like "you are so sweet" or "such a gentleman" and I reply "well I'am a canadian" or "if I didnt do this, my mom would kick my ass" haha.

Nysus · 11-10-2004, 08:52 AM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
It's easy being a canadian and picking up all these american chicks, cause most american guys are dumbasses..

The car door opening is golden and has got me alot of girls, They are always like "you are so sweet" or "such a gentleman" and I reply "well I'am a canadian" or "if I didnt do this, my mom would kick my ass" haha.

Definitely need to use all of our reasons for being so nice is "I'm Canadian" - all of the girls will be moving to Canada soon enough.

Matt

Peaches · 11-10-2004, 09:15 AM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
It's easy being a canadian and picking up all these american chicks, cause most american guys are dumbasses..

The car door opening is golden and has got me alot of girls, They are always like "you are so sweet" or "such a gentleman" and I reply "well I'am a canadian" or "if I didnt do this, my mom would kick my ass" haha.

Same with Southern boys in the US.

scoreman · 11-10-2004, 09:25 AM

Don't talk about yourself. If you absolutely have to talk about some accomplishment do it in a manner that she has to press you for the details and never make out like its a big deal (works esp well when it is a big deal).

Don't talk about past relationships.

If you are going to be the nice guy and be respectful and bring flowers etc, be careful not to fall into the trap of being the nice asexual guy. Those are the guys that chicks call to talk to when their MAN is being difficult. You can be the nice guy but at the same time communicate to her that you want to sex her and that you know wtf you are doing in that regards.

On first dates one of the best ways to communicate that is to establish touch in a non threatening way, early. Like touching their hands, brushing the hair off their faces, sitting close up and speaking close to them when it is loud with music etc.

Listen to what they tell you. Women will tell you what they want and how they want it, the key i think is to listen and ask the right questions that ask them to reveal themselves.

Varius · 11-10-2004, 10:08 AM

I think the number one thing is making them laugh. If you can do this, you'll both have a much better time on the date and the ice will be broken.

Having tatoos and piercings can also be a big help

I've found looking like a badass but acting like a gentleman with the woman makes them very, very interested.

polish_aristocrat · 11-10-2004, 10:23 AM

Do you give flowers when you meet for the first time a woman you knew only online and have now idea how she acts in real life and how your "date" is gonna be?

polish_aristocrat · 11-10-2004, 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by Wiggles
How would that work? its small.

mrthumbs · 11-10-2004, 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Your wife has got to be one happy woman, Kevin. You're one of the most pulled together men around.

hes fishing for dating tips for crying out loud!!!!

ULVideo · 11-10-2004, 10:32 AM

After saying hello........

lick your eyebrows.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 11-10-2004, 10:32 AM

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Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
Dude have you ever been with a chick? Not all chicks like it when you pay for everything, some even hate it and insist to pay as well

Don't let her pay, even if she wants to. If she pays half or for all that will be the last time you see her.

DO NOT LET HER PAY>

Semi-Retired-Dave · 11-10-2004, 10:34 AM

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Originally posted by maxjohan
You all forgot the most important thing of all.

What type of woman are your date.

One of the carrier pointed or beautiful women -- Go for Dave

The shy beauty-- KRL/Dave 50/50

I think it depends a lot on what type of girl.

If she have confident and are used to get what she want--- dont give her what she want. Make fun of her instead.

If she is shy-- try to be open and warm so
she feel comfortable.

Remember, there is a different between dating 50+ women and 20 year old girls.

Good advice in this thread. Just need to
figure out what tactics you need to use on what woman.

ok Im done.

Good point.

Gynecologist · 11-10-2004, 10:45 AM

Always have a plan about what you are going to do on the date. Women hate it when guys don't take charge.

Also, it helps to cancel the first date because then she will think you have more important things than her and that turns women on.

Kimmykim · 11-10-2004, 10:55 AM

I simply do not understand why all guys seem to think that being a nice guy gets you nowhere.

IT'S NOT TRUE.

Maybe if you're talking about really young girls, 18-21 or so, it might be. But definitely not with a woman who knows her mind.

Just my little mouse grabbing the cheese...

vixm · 11-10-2004, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Fuck that shit , chick gotta impress me.

TrueDAT!

goBigtime · 11-10-2004, 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by iforgotmyscreenname
first date...open the car door for them...your car not theres....

hehe what's funny is there probably really is a need to clarify... "Your car, not theres." lmao.

polish_aristocrat · 11-10-2004, 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by Gynecologist

Also, it helps to cancel the first date because then she will think you have more important things than her and that turns women on.

hmm

Kimmykim · 11-10-2004, 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by Gynecologist
Also, it helps to cancel the first date because then she will think you have more important things than her and that turns women on.

Hahaha, NO.

Ever hear of the ten minute rule? 10 minutes late for our date and I'm outta here... cancelling, especially last minute, is cancelling out any chance of getting in my pants you'd ever have had.

Treat people with courtesy and respect, not a bunch of silly playground games.

ArkansasDave · 11-10-2004, 11:09 AM

Tell them if their nearly as cool as their sister its going to be great.

ULVideo · 11-10-2004, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by ArkansasDave
Tell them if their nearly as cool as their sister its going to be great.

Have you ever tried the sex position "Bucking Bronco" ????

That's when you're doing it doggy, you lean in and whisper in her ear "Your sister is much tighter than you are" and see if you can stay in the saddle for 8 seconds before being thrown off.

Fletch XXX · 11-10-2004, 11:24 AM

ive always just been myself.

i never put up a facade because im pretty hard to get along with.

im a clown and am always the one making the entire table laugh, but like jim carrey at night when im trying to be alone or something i can be a major dick.

Gynecologist · 11-10-2004, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Hahaha, NO.

Ever hear of the ten minute rule? 10 minutes late for our date and I'm outta here... cancelling, especially last minute, is cancelling out any chance of getting in my pants you'd ever have had.

Treat people with courtesy and respect, not a bunch of silly playground games.

Sorry, but American women love games. They grew up watching soap operas so unless you fuck with their heads constantly they will look for someone else to provide drama in their life.

Fucked up but so true.

I have found that one of the best ways to get a girl interested in you from the moment you meet her is to tell her you are going on a trip overseas in one week. I guess it creates urgency for her to spend time with you.

Also, the absolute best way to get a hot girl is to completely ignore her. Don't give her any attention at all. Pretend she does not exist when you walk into the room. Hot girls eat that up.

SomeCreep · 11-10-2004, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by KRL

Making her laugh a lot is another good thing.

I know unattractive broke losers that have chicks lining up to get banged, just because they can make them laugh. Being able to make a girl laugh is so important, they should teach it to boys while they're in school.

qw12er · 11-10-2004, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
dont call her a whore

D'oh !!!

ATL_Ryan · 11-10-2004, 11:59 AM

Don't kick girls in the pussy. They don't like it.

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