Post Ways You Impress a Girl on a 1st Date
 

I think surprising them instead of saying ahead of time where you'll be going is one good way.

Being a gentleman really goes far these days. Many guys don't have a clue about good manners.

Making her laugh a lot is another good thing.

Surprising her with a wrapped little gift always goes over well too.

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You just about summed it all up right there.

Simple, to the point and exactly what women love.

Toss some flowers in there somewhere and you're in.

I just tell 'em I almost have 4K posts on GFY.

Make sure to let her have the 1st orgasm. :thumbsup

dont call her a whore

Instead of giving flowers at the beginning of the date, hand them to her when you say goodnight.

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Being on time,a good listener,and focus all your attention on her

hmm i'll have to try to remember that one...

You do it on the first date? I think that cheapens the whole concept of romancing a woman.

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Finding her gspot works well also

Cooking for her is always an impressive thing if you can do it.

first date...open the car door for them...your car not theres....pay for everything..do somthing fun and exciting and dont talk about sex or your ex

Fuck that shit , chick gotta impress me.

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Yep

I hold a certificate for 'most humorous' from my graduating class.. and it's almost like a 'free pussy' ticket - making girls laugh is like a 99% sure way to impress them/fuck them/make them <3 you

OMG ROTFLMAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You're a funny motherfucker dude.

I truly love your humor.

Oh god I can't stop laughing picturing you making the juicy face while you're looking at her.

LOL LOL

i show her my penis also

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its true man , why the need to impress her? I am good looking . If she wants a tropky man then she has to impress me as to why she deserves a second date.

no love for h0's

I can't stop laughing now . . . holy shit you're funny.

How would that work? its small. :winkwink:

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its tender meaty and veiny they love that

Be yourself!

Note: This does not work for everybody!

Bring a cute dog with you. :)

man theres some really shitty advice in this thread.

I just about pissed myself laughing

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Just be yourself. No flowers, shows you are trying to hard. Be yourself be funny and don't be boring. Don't be too nice or you will be like every other guy out there and most girls hate nice guys.

Don't try to hard take it easy, have a few drinks and talk away. Don't talk about yourself whatsover. Make it all about her and act like you are listening and that you care.

Works all the time.

If that doesn't work, I'll tell you about plan B. :thumbsup

Whille sitting at the dinner table make sure to very carefully lick your eyebrows.


Trust me. She is yours

Does plan B involve a Lambo? :1orglaugh

That's a new one. :Graucho :1orglaugh

1. keep it fun and comfortable.
2. have no expectations.

plan B...

ROOFIES@34?#%

Very Very Wrong...

Never take a Lambo or any nice car on your first date. They hate that, and it shows you are trying way to hard.

That car is to pick up girls on the streets then go bring your motorcycle and take her out on that in the rain. :thumbsup

Whip out your 11 inch cock.

Wrapped gift for the first date or two is overkill imo.

No gifts on the first date. If you really like her, FedEx it to her in 3 days after the date to her work. (Although it's still too much too quick.)

dont give her gifts till at least you get a BJ or something.

Your wife has got to be one happy woman, Kevin. You're one of the most pulled together men around. :)

How do you get rid of her if you realize very early in the date you wanna slash you wrists because she was not at all what you thought?

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They need to be more concerned with impressing me on the first date.

I hear MrIzzz wraps his penis with a bow.... That's how he won Juicylink's heart!:Graucho :Graucho

I didn't want to say it, but that too.
Or give her gifts until you get one.

its a catch 22 :feels-hot

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do something to surprise her. pay for everything. make em laugh ;]

when you are saying goodbye, tell her you have a secret to tell her, and when you lean up to her ear, give it a nice little lick and maybe a nibble, bling bling :Graucho

Blushes. Thanks Kimmy. :winkwink: