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KRL · 11-09-2004, 10:34 PM

I think surprising them instead of saying ahead of time where you'll be going is one good way.

Being a gentleman really goes far these days. Many guys don't have a clue about good manners.

Making her laugh a lot is another good thing.

Surprising her with a wrapped little gift always goes over well too.

candyflip · 11-09-2004, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
I think surprising them instead of saying ahead of time where you'll be going is one good way.

Being a gentleman really goes far these days. Many guys don't have a clue about good manners.

Making her laugh a lot is another good thing.

Surprising her with a wrapped little gift always goes over well too.

You just about summed it all up right there.

Simple, to the point and exactly what women love.

Toss some flowers in there somewhere and you're in.

pussyluver · 11-09-2004, 10:38 PM

I just tell 'em I almost have 4K posts on GFY.

MattO · 11-09-2004, 10:38 PM

Make sure to let her have the 1st orgasm.

Abyss_Vee · 11-09-2004, 10:38 PM

dont call her a whore

KRL · 11-09-2004, 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip
You just about summed it all up right there.

Simple, to the point and exactly what women love.

Toss some flowers in there somewhere and you're in.

Instead of giving flowers at the beginning of the date, hand them to her when you say goodnight.

Spunky · 11-09-2004, 10:39 PM

Being on time,a good listener,and focus all your attention on her

kmanrox · 11-09-2004, 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
dont call her a whore

hmm i'll have to try to remember that one...

KRL · 11-09-2004, 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
Make sure to let her have the 1st orgasm.

You do it on the first date? I think that cheapens the whole concept of romancing a woman.

tical · 11-09-2004, 10:41 PM

Finding her gspot works well also

MattO · 11-09-2004, 10:41 PM

Cooking for her is always an impressive thing if you can do it.

iforgotmyscreenname · 11-09-2004, 10:41 PM

first date...open the car door for them...your car not theres....pay for everything..do somthing fun and exciting and dont talk about sex or your ex

Juicy D. Links · 11-09-2004, 10:41 PM

Fuck that shit , chick gotta impress me.

KRL · 11-09-2004, 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by spunky
Being on time,a good listener,and focus all your attention on her

Yep

brizzad · 11-09-2004, 10:42 PM

I hold a certificate for 'most humorous' from my graduating class.. and it's almost like a 'free pussy' ticket - making girls laugh is like a 99% sure way to impress them/fuck them/make them <3 you

KRL · 11-09-2004, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Fuck that shit , chick gotta impress me.

OMG ROTFLMAO

You're a funny motherfucker dude.

I truly love your humor.

Oh god I can't stop laughing picturing you making the juicy face while you're looking at her.

LOL LOL

Juicy D. Links · 11-09-2004, 10:43 PM

i show her my penis also

KRL · 11-09-2004, 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
I hold a certificate for 'most humorous' from my graduating class.. and it's almost like a 'free pussy' ticket - making girls laugh is like a 99% sure way to impress them/fuck them/make them <3 you

Juicy D. Links · 11-09-2004, 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
OMG ROTFLMAO

You're a funny motherfucker dude.

I truly love your humor.

Oh god I can't stop laughing picturing you making the juicy face while you're looking at her.

LOL LOL

its true man , why the need to impress her? I am good looking . If she wants a tropky man then she has to impress me as to why she deserves a second date.

IPK · 11-09-2004, 10:45 PM

no love for h0's

KRL · 11-09-2004, 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
i show her my penis also

I can't stop laughing now . . . holy shit you're funny.

Wiggles · 11-09-2004, 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
i show her my penis also

How would that work? its small.

candyflip · 11-09-2004, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
its true man , why the need to impress her? I am good looking . If she wants a tropky man then she has to impress me as to why she deserves a second date.

KRL · 11-09-2004, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by Wiggles
How would that work? its small.

Juicy D. Links · 11-09-2004, 10:59 PM

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Originally posted by Wiggles
How would that work? its small.

its tender meaty and veiny they love that

xNetworx · 11-09-2004, 11:00 PM

Be yourself!

Note: This does not work for everybody!

Vitasoy · 11-09-2004, 11:04 PM

Bring a cute dog with you.

beemk · 11-09-2004, 11:06 PM

man theres some really shitty advice in this thread.

doober · 11-09-2004, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
hmm i'll have to try to remember that one...

I just about pissed myself laughing

Semi-Retired-Dave · 11-09-2004, 11:19 PM

Just be yourself. No flowers, shows you are trying to hard. Be yourself be funny and don't be boring. Don't be too nice or you will be like every other guy out there and most girls hate nice guys.

Don't try to hard take it easy, have a few drinks and talk away. Don't talk about yourself whatsover. Make it all about her and act like you are listening and that you care.

Works all the time.

If that doesn't work, I'll tell you about plan B.

pornguy · 11-09-2004, 11:21 PM

Whille sitting at the dinner table make sure to very carefully lick your eyebrows.

Trust me. She is yours

xNetworx · 11-09-2004, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Just be yourself. No flowers, shows you are trying to hard. Be yourself be funny and don't be boring. Don't be too nice or you will be like every other guy out there and most girls hate nice guys.

Don't try to hard take it easy, have a few drinks and talk away. Don't talk about yourself whatsover. Make it all about her and act like you are listening and that you care.

Works all the time.

If that doesn't work, I'll tell you about plan B.

Does plan B involve a Lambo?

KRL · 11-09-2004, 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by pornguy
Whille sitting at the dinner table make sure to very carefully lick your eyebrows.

Trust me. She is yours

That's a new one.

Biggy2 · 11-09-2004, 11:24 PM

1. keep it fun and comfortable.
2. have no expectations.

brizzad · 11-09-2004, 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Just be yourself. No flowers, shows you are trying to hard. Be yourself be funny and don't be boring. Don't be too nice or you will be like every other guy out there and most girls hate nice guys.

Don't try to hard take it easy, have a few drinks and talk away. Don't talk about yourself whatsover. Make it all about her and act like you are listening and that you care.

Works all the time.

If that doesn't work, I'll tell you about plan B.

plan B...

ROOFIES@34?#%

Semi-Retired-Dave · 11-09-2004, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by pimpporn
Does plan B involve a Lambo?

Very Very Wrong...

Never take a Lambo or any nice car on your first date. They hate that, and it shows you are trying way to hard.

That car is to pick up girls on the streets then go bring your motorcycle and take her out on that in the rain.

Clicky_Bucks · 11-09-2004, 11:32 PM

Whip out your 11 inch cock.

Steen2 · 11-09-2004, 11:34 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
I think surprising them instead of saying ahead of time where you'll be going is one good way.

Being a gentleman really goes far these days. Many guys don't have a clue about good manners.

Making her laugh a lot is another good thing.

Surprising her with a wrapped little gift always goes over well too.

Wrapped gift for the first date or two is overkill imo.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 11-09-2004, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by Steen2
Wrapped gift for the first date or two is overkill imo.

No gifts on the first date. If you really like her, FedEx it to her in 3 days after the date to her work. (Although it's still too much too quick.)

Juicy D. Links · 11-09-2004, 11:38 PM

dont give her gifts till at least you get a BJ or something.

Kimmykim · 11-09-2004, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
I think surprising them instead of saying ahead of time where you'll be going is one good way.

Being a gentleman really goes far these days. Many guys don't have a clue about good manners.

Making her laugh a lot is another good thing.

Surprising her with a wrapped little gift always goes over well too.

Your wife has got to be one happy woman, Kevin. You're one of the most pulled together men around.

RoUgH AiR · 11-09-2004, 11:45 PM

How do you get rid of her if you realize very early in the date you wanna slash you wrists because she was not at all what you thought?

Shoehorn! · 11-09-2004, 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
dont call her a whore

Mr Pheer · 11-09-2004, 11:51 PM

They need to be more concerned with impressing me on the first date.

pussyluver · 11-09-2004, 11:56 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
I think surprising them instead of saying ahead of time where you'll be going is one good way.

Being a gentleman really goes far these days. Many guys don't have a clue about good manners.

Making her laugh a lot is another good thing.

Surprising her with a wrapped little gift always goes over well too.

I hear MrIzzz wraps his penis with a bow.... That's how he won Juicylink's heart!

Semi-Retired-Dave · 11-10-2004, 12:12 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
dont give her gifts till at least you get a BJ or something.

I didn't want to say it, but that too.
Or give her gifts until you get one.

its a catch 22

DatingGold · 11-10-2004, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
dont call her a whore

beemk · 11-10-2004, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by MrPheer
They need to be more concerned with impressing me on the first date.

nofx · 11-10-2004, 12:28 AM

do something to surprise her. pay for everything. make em laugh ;]

when you are saying goodbye, tell her you have a secret to tell her, and when you lean up to her ear, give it a nice little lick and maybe a nibble, bling bling

KRL · 11-10-2004, 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Your wife has got to be one happy woman, Kevin. You're one of the most pulled together men around.

Blushes. Thanks Kimmy.

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