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Old 09-28-2004, 11:55 AM   #1
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How many carbs does cum have?

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Old 09-28-2004, 11:56 AM   #2
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lol, per "serving" you mean? lmao

Depends on serving size

no idea
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Old 09-28-2004, 11:56 AM   #3
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not sure, but i read that a teaspoon has about 25 calories.

yes, i did read that somewhere!
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Old 09-28-2004, 11:57 AM   #4
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Old 09-28-2004, 11:58 AM   #5
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Old 09-28-2004, 11:59 AM   #6
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I did a search on Google and found this.

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Everytime I have sex with my husband it seems I gain about 1 to 2 lbs.
At that rate I'll gain about 30 or more pounds per month if we
continue to have sex almost every day. I'm sure it's his semen that
is making me fat. It's probably full of carbs and fat, and most
likely alcohol from what he drinks. Yet every day he pumps me full.
I just cant keep ballooning like this. When we got married about 7
months ago, I was 130lbs. Now I'm over 300 lbs, and eating less food,
because there's little time to eat when he wants sex all the time. My
belly now looks like a giant watermellon. I hate this !!!

Is there something he can do to reduce the fat and carbs in his semen,
or some semen alternative that he can use?
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:00 PM   #7
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No wonder I've been putting on weight lately. I'll have to start using tissues again to clean up I suppose.
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:01 PM   #8
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Thats a killer idea for some joke mens underwear though.

A Nutrition Label.

Million $ idea. Go with it ;)
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:01 PM   #9
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:01 PM   #10
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:05 PM   #11
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I did a search on Google and found this.

Posted by: [email protected]

Everytime I have sex with my husband it seems I gain about 1 to 2 lbs.
At that rate I'll gain about 30 or more pounds per month if we
continue to have sex almost every day. I'm sure it's his semen that
is making me fat. It's probably full of carbs and fat, and most
likely alcohol from what he drinks. Yet every day he pumps me full.
I just cant keep ballooning like this. When we got married about 7
months ago, I was 130lbs. Now I'm over 300 lbs, and eating less food,
because there's little time to eat when he wants sex all the time. My
belly now looks like a giant watermellon. I hate this !!!

Is there something he can do to reduce the fat and carbs in his semen,
or some semen alternative that he can use?
LOL yeah she would love to blame her weight problem on her husband. Sounds like she got married and didn't care anymore, she got her man symdrome.
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:11 PM   #12
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A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:


Fructose sugar
Water
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
Zinc

Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:11 PM   #13
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:13 PM   #14
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I did a search on Google and found this.

Posted by: [email protected]

Everytime I have sex with my husband it seems I gain about 1 to 2 lbs.
At that rate I'll gain about 30 or more pounds per month if we
continue to have sex almost every day. I'm sure it's his semen that
is making me fat. It's probably full of carbs and fat, and most
likely alcohol from what he drinks. Yet every day he pumps me full.
I just cant keep ballooning like this. When we got married about 7
months ago, I was 130lbs. Now I'm over 300 lbs, and eating less food,
because there's little time to eat when he wants sex all the time. My
belly now looks like a giant watermellon. I hate this !!!

Is there something he can do to reduce the fat and carbs in his semen,
or some semen alternative that he can use?
EPT.
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:16 PM   #15
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:17 PM   #16
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:18 PM   #17
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:23 PM   #18
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not sure, but i read that a teaspoon has about 25 calories.

yes, i did read that somewhere!
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:24 PM   #19
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^So it's safe to say swallowing is Atkins friendly.

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Old 09-28-2004, 12:25 PM   #20
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^So it's safe to say swallowing is Atkins friendly.

Get an atkins aproved sticker and you in business
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:27 PM   #21
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A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:


Fructose sugar
Water
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
Zinc

Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.
Wow I can tell the girl its ok to swallow because its good for her
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:39 PM   #22
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Wow I can tell the girl its ok to swallow because its good for her
Same reason i was asking!
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I did a search on Google and found this.

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Everytime I have sex with my husband it seems I gain about 1 to 2 lbs.
At that rate I'll gain about 30 or more pounds per month if we
continue to have sex almost every day. I'm sure it's his semen that
is making me fat. It's probably full of carbs and fat, and most
likely alcohol from what he drinks. Yet every day he pumps me full.
I just cant keep ballooning like this. When we got married about 7
months ago, I was 130lbs. Now I'm over 300 lbs, and eating less food,
because there's little time to eat when he wants sex all the time. My
belly now looks like a giant watermellon. I hate this !!!

Is there something he can do to reduce the fat and carbs in his semen,
or some semen alternative that he can use?
There is no fat in semen.
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Old 09-28-2004, 01:35 PM   #29
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Old 09-28-2004, 01:37 PM   #30
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