How many carbs does cum have?
 

Anyone know?

lol, per "serving" you mean? lmao

Depends on serving size :1orglaugh

no idea

not sure, but i read that a teaspoon has about 25 calories.

yes, i did read that somewhere!

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I did a search on Google and found this. :1orglaugh

Posted by: [email protected]

Everytime I have sex with my husband it seems I gain about 1 to 2 lbs.
At that rate I'll gain about 30 or more pounds per month if we
continue to have sex almost every day. I'm sure it's his semen that
is making me fat. It's probably full of carbs and fat, and most
likely alcohol from what he drinks. Yet every day he pumps me full.
I just cant keep ballooning like this. When we got married about 7
months ago, I was 130lbs. Now I'm over 300 lbs, and eating less food,
because there's little time to eat when he wants sex all the time. My
belly now looks like a giant watermellon. I hate this !!!

Is there something he can do to reduce the fat and carbs in his semen,
or some semen alternative that he can use?

No wonder I've been putting on weight lately. I'll have to start using tissues again to clean up I suppose.

Thats a killer idea for some joke mens underwear though.

A Nutrition Label. :thumbsup

Million $ idea. Go with it ;)

Don't swallow.:glugglug

LOL yeah she would love to blame her weight problem on her husband. Sounds like she got married and didn't care anymore, she got her man symdrome.

A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:


Fructose sugar
Water
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
Zinc

Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.

I like girls who swallow :(

EPT.

Dont worry you wont get fat :1orglaugh

trying to plan your diet?

15 calories, aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood group antigens, calcium, cholesterol, chlorine, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid(DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12 and zinc.

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^So it's safe to say swallowing is Atkins friendly.

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Get an atkins aproved sticker and you in business :1orglaugh

Wow I can tell the girl its ok to swallow because its good for her :Graucho

Same reason i was asking!

There's a difference between those who don't swallow and those who jump off the dick at the peak moment:thumbsup :winkwink:

four twenty carbs

Mine has a Dual 4 barrell:Graucho

wow what a question

call your local dietician and ask :Graucho

There is no fat in semen.

is your girl going on the south beach diet?

Umm...why are you asking homie?