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lol, per "serving" you mean? lmao
Depends on serving size
no idea
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not sure, but i read that a teaspoon has about 25 calories.
yes, i did read that somewhere!Comment
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I did a search on Google and found this.
Posted by: [email protected]
Everytime I have sex with my husband it seems I gain about 1 to 2 lbs.
At that rate I'll gain about 30 or more pounds per month if we
continue to have sex almost every day. I'm sure it's his semen that
is making me fat. It's probably full of carbs and fat, and most
likely alcohol from what he drinks. Yet every day he pumps me full.
I just cant keep ballooning like this. When we got married about 7
months ago, I was 130lbs. Now I'm over 300 lbs, and eating less food,
because there's little time to eat when he wants sex all the time. My
belly now looks like a giant watermellon. I hate this !!!
Is there something he can do to reduce the fat and carbs in his semen,
or some semen alternative that he can use?Comment
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No wonder I've been putting on weight lately. I'll have to start using tissues again to clean up I suppose.Ignorance is never bliss.
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Thats a killer idea for some joke mens underwear though.
A Nutrition Label.
Million $ idea. Go with it ;)
You've read it, you can't unread it.Comment
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Don't swallow.
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even ADULTS need TOYS
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LOL yeah she would love to blame her weight problem on her husband. Sounds like she got married and didn't care anymore, she got her man symdrome.Originally posted by candyflip
I did a search on Google and found this.
Posted by: [email protected]
Everytime I have sex with my husband it seems I gain about 1 to 2 lbs.
At that rate I'll gain about 30 or more pounds per month if we
continue to have sex almost every day. I'm sure it's his semen that
is making me fat. It's probably full of carbs and fat, and most
likely alcohol from what he drinks. Yet every day he pumps me full.
I just cant keep ballooning like this. When we got married about 7
months ago, I was 130lbs. Now I'm over 300 lbs, and eating less food,
because there's little time to eat when he wants sex all the time. My
belly now looks like a giant watermellon. I hate this !!!
Is there something he can do to reduce the fat and carbs in his semen,
or some semen alternative that he can use?AIM: PerlScriptorComment
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A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:
Fructose sugar
Water
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
Zinc
Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.Comment
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EPT.Originally posted by candyflip
I did a search on Google and found this.
Posted by: [email protected]
Everytime I have sex with my husband it seems I gain about 1 to 2 lbs.
At that rate I'll gain about 30 or more pounds per month if we
continue to have sex almost every day. I'm sure it's his semen that
is making me fat. It's probably full of carbs and fat, and most
likely alcohol from what he drinks. Yet every day he pumps me full.
I just cant keep ballooning like this. When we got married about 7
months ago, I was 130lbs. Now I'm over 300 lbs, and eating less food,
because there's little time to eat when he wants sex all the time. My
belly now looks like a giant watermellon. I hate this !!!
Is there something he can do to reduce the fat and carbs in his semen,
or some semen alternative that he can use?Comment
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Dont worry you wont get fat
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trying to plan your diet?Comment
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15 calories, aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood group antigens, calcium, cholesterol, chlorine, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid(DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12 and zinc.
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Originally posted by LauraLee
not sure, but i read that a teaspoon has about 25 calories.
yes, i did read that somewhere!
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^So it's safe to say swallowing is Atkins friendly.
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Get an atkins aproved sticker and you in businessOriginally posted by AVM
^So it's safe to say swallowing is Atkins friendly.
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Wow I can tell the girl its ok to swallow because its good for herOriginally posted by 4Pics
A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:
Fructose sugar
Water
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
Zinc
Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.
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Same reason i was asking!Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Wow I can tell the girl its ok to swallow because its good for her
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There's a difference between those who don't swallow and those who jump off the dick at the peak momentOriginally posted by Vitasoy
I like girls who swallow
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four twenty carbs
Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.
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Mine has a Dual 4 barrellOriginally posted by 4Pics
Anyone know?
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wow what a question
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call your local dietician and ask
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There is no fat in semen.Originally posted by candyflip
I did a search on Google and found this.
Posted by: [email protected]
Everytime I have sex with my husband it seems I gain about 1 to 2 lbs.
At that rate I'll gain about 30 or more pounds per month if we
continue to have sex almost every day. I'm sure it's his semen that
is making me fat. It's probably full of carbs and fat, and most
likely alcohol from what he drinks. Yet every day he pumps me full.
I just cant keep ballooning like this. When we got married about 7
months ago, I was 130lbs. Now I'm over 300 lbs, and eating less food,
because there's little time to eat when he wants sex all the time. My
belly now looks like a giant watermellon. I hate this !!!
Is there something he can do to reduce the fat and carbs in his semen,
or some semen alternative that he can use?Comment
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is your girl going on the south beach diet?Comment
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Umm...why are you asking homie?Comment
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