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Old 09-28-2004, 11:59 AM  
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I did a search on Google and found this.

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Everytime I have sex with my husband it seems I gain about 1 to 2 lbs.
At that rate I'll gain about 30 or more pounds per month if we
continue to have sex almost every day. I'm sure it's his semen that
is making me fat. It's probably full of carbs and fat, and most
likely alcohol from what he drinks. Yet every day he pumps me full.
I just cant keep ballooning like this. When we got married about 7
months ago, I was 130lbs. Now I'm over 300 lbs, and eating less food,
because there's little time to eat when he wants sex all the time. My
belly now looks like a giant watermellon. I hate this !!!

Is there something he can do to reduce the fat and carbs in his semen,
or some semen alternative that he can use?
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