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4Pics · 09-28-2004, 11:55 AM

Anyone know?

Tom_PMs · 09-28-2004, 11:56 AM

lol, per "serving" you mean? lmao

Depends on serving size

no idea

LauraLee · 09-28-2004, 11:56 AM

not sure, but i read that a teaspoon has about 25 calories.

yes, i did read that somewhere!

SiMpLe · 09-28-2004, 11:57 AM

axelcat · 09-28-2004, 11:58 AM

candyflip · 09-28-2004, 11:59 AM

I did a search on Google and found this.

Posted by: [email protected]

Everytime I have sex with my husband it seems I gain about 1 to 2 lbs.
At that rate I'll gain about 30 or more pounds per month if we
continue to have sex almost every day. I'm sure it's his semen that
is making me fat. It's probably full of carbs and fat, and most
likely alcohol from what he drinks. Yet every day he pumps me full.
I just cant keep ballooning like this. When we got married about 7
months ago, I was 130lbs. Now I'm over 300 lbs, and eating less food,
because there's little time to eat when he wants sex all the time. My
belly now looks like a giant watermellon. I hate this !!!

Is there something he can do to reduce the fat and carbs in his semen,
or some semen alternative that he can use?

Tipsy · 09-28-2004, 12:00 PM

No wonder I've been putting on weight lately. I'll have to start using tissues again to clean up I suppose.

Tom_PMs · 09-28-2004, 12:01 PM

Thats a killer idea for some joke mens underwear though.

A Nutrition Label.

Million $ idea. Go with it ;)

mardigras · 09-28-2004, 12:01 PM

Don't swallow.

jade_dragon · 09-28-2004, 12:01 PM

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&i...+sperm&spell=1

NiteRain · 09-28-2004, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
I did a search on Google and found this.

Posted by: [email protected]

Everytime I have sex with my husband it seems I gain about 1 to 2 lbs.
At that rate I'll gain about 30 or more pounds per month if we
continue to have sex almost every day. I'm sure it's his semen that
is making me fat. It's probably full of carbs and fat, and most
likely alcohol from what he drinks. Yet every day he pumps me full.
I just cant keep ballooning like this. When we got married about 7
months ago, I was 130lbs. Now I'm over 300 lbs, and eating less food,
because there's little time to eat when he wants sex all the time. My
belly now looks like a giant watermellon. I hate this !!!

Is there something he can do to reduce the fat and carbs in his semen,
or some semen alternative that he can use?

LOL yeah she would love to blame her weight problem on her husband. Sounds like she got married and didn't care anymore, she got her man symdrome.

4Pics · 09-28-2004, 12:11 PM

A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:

Fructose sugar
Water
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
Zinc

Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.

Vitasoy · 09-28-2004, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mardigras
Don't swallow.

I like girls who swallow

Peter Romero · 09-28-2004, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
I did a search on Google and found this.

Posted by: [email protected]

Everytime I have sex with my husband it seems I gain about 1 to 2 lbs.
At that rate I'll gain about 30 or more pounds per month if we
continue to have sex almost every day. I'm sure it's his semen that
is making me fat. It's probably full of carbs and fat, and most
likely alcohol from what he drinks. Yet every day he pumps me full.
I just cant keep ballooning like this. When we got married about 7
months ago, I was 130lbs. Now I'm over 300 lbs, and eating less food,
because there's little time to eat when he wants sex all the time. My
belly now looks like a giant watermellon. I hate this !!!

Is there something he can do to reduce the fat and carbs in his semen,
or some semen alternative that he can use?

EPT.

okny · 09-28-2004, 12:16 PM

Dont worry you wont get fat

detoxed · 09-28-2004, 12:17 PM

trying to plan your diet?

Johny Traffic · 09-28-2004, 12:18 PM

15 calories, aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood group antigens, calcium, cholesterol, chlorine, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid(DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12 and zinc.

Manowar · 09-28-2004, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LauraLee
not sure, but i read that a teaspoon has about 25 calories.

yes, i did read that somewhere!

AVM · 09-28-2004, 12:24 PM

^So it's safe to say swallowing is Atkins friendly.

okny · 09-28-2004, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AVM
^So it's safe to say swallowing is Atkins friendly.

Get an atkins aproved sticker and you in business

zzgundamnzz · 09-28-2004, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 4Pics
A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:

Fructose sugar
Water
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
Zinc

Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.

Wow I can tell the girl its ok to swallow because its good for her

4Pics · 09-28-2004, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Wow I can tell the girl its ok to swallow because its good for her

Same reason i was asking!

mardigras · 09-28-2004, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vitasoy
I like girls who swallow

There's a difference between those who don't swallow and those who jump off the dick at the peak moment

nofx · 09-28-2004, 01:12 PM

four twenty carbs

JFK · 09-28-2004, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 4Pics
Anyone know?

Mine has a Dual 4 barrell

Screaming · 09-28-2004, 01:31 PM

wow what a question

The Bootyologist · 09-28-2004, 01:32 PM

call your local dietician and ask

V_RocKs · 09-28-2004, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
I did a search on Google and found this.

Posted by: [email protected]

Everytime I have sex with my husband it seems I gain about 1 to 2 lbs.
At that rate I'll gain about 30 or more pounds per month if we
continue to have sex almost every day. I'm sure it's his semen that
is making me fat. It's probably full of carbs and fat, and most
likely alcohol from what he drinks. Yet every day he pumps me full.
I just cant keep ballooning like this. When we got married about 7
months ago, I was 130lbs. Now I'm over 300 lbs, and eating less food,
because there's little time to eat when he wants sex all the time. My
belly now looks like a giant watermellon. I hate this !!!

Is there something he can do to reduce the fat and carbs in his semen,
or some semen alternative that he can use?

There is no fat in semen.

wdsguy · 09-28-2004, 01:35 PM

is your girl going on the south beach diet?

Poppy · 09-28-2004, 01:37 PM

Umm...why are you asking homie?

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4Pics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 7,952	A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include: Fructose sugar Water Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C) Citric acid Enzymes Protein Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases) Zinc Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.

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