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Old 09-21-2004, 02:47 AM   #1
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Help me make a profile for this girl...

Here ya go. Lets see who can come up with the best one. Feel free to also add questions.

http://girls.collegesucks.com/profiles.php?girl=harley
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Old 09-21-2004, 02:57 AM   #2
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Do you have a nickname?

A:Well, everyone calls me "Miss Goody Two-Shoes" but I prefer the nickname "tookums" lololo

Where were you born?

A:In the hospital. On a bed thingy.

Major in college?

A:No, nothing major.

How many tattoos do you have and where?

A:Ewwwwww!

How many piercings do you have and where?

A:I have one in each ear. See?

What?s your favorite piece of lingerie?

A:Shut up, you perv!

Does size matter?

A:Oh, yeah... I try really hard not to get fat.

How many days a week do you wear a thong?

A:I don't like thongs. I prefer the strappy sandals.

What?s your favorite alcoholic beverage?

A:Are you coming on to me?

How many does it take to get you sloshed?

A:You jerk! I'm not that kind of girl!

What do you prefer to do on a first date?

A:Oh, you're sweet... but I don't really want to go out with you.

First thing you look at when you meet a guy?

A:Give it up, will you? I'm not interested!
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Old 09-21-2004, 03:03 AM   #3
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This thread is useless without pics
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Old 09-21-2004, 03:42 AM   #4
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nice one Dagwolf
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Old 09-21-2004, 03:53 AM   #5
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Do you have a nickname?
Princess Slut of Zamflark

Where were you born?
In the depths of hell.

Major in college?
i'm too sad for school.

How many tattoos do you have and where?
shut the fuck up

How many piercings do you have and where?
see above

What?s your favorite piece of lingerie?
my hot topic outfit my friend Otis bought me.

Does size matter?
fuck yes retard

How many days a week do you wear a thong?
thongs are for preppy little sluts

What?s your favorite alcoholic beverage?
hardcore shots of whiskey.

How many does it take to get you sloshed?
13 shots and 4 blunts

What do you prefer to do on a first date?
steal your money

First thing you look at when you meet a guy?
ear wax
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Old 09-21-2004, 04:06 AM   #6
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