Help me make a profile for this girl...

Do you have a nickname?

A:Well, everyone calls me "Miss Goody Two-Shoes" but I prefer the nickname "tookums" lololo

Where were you born?

A:In the hospital. On a bed thingy.

Major in college?

A:No, nothing major.

How many tattoos do you have and where?

A:Ewwwwww!

How many piercings do you have and where?

A:I have one in each ear. See?

What?s your favorite piece of lingerie?

A:Shut up, you perv!

Does size matter?

A:Oh, yeah... I try really hard not to get fat.

How many days a week do you wear a thong?

A:I don't like thongs. I prefer the strappy sandals.

What?s your favorite alcoholic beverage?

A:Are you coming on to me?

How many does it take to get you sloshed?

A:You jerk! I'm not that kind of girl!

What do you prefer to do on a first date?

A:Oh, you're sweet... but I don't really want to go out with you.

First thing you look at when you meet a guy?

A:Give it up, will you? I'm not interested!

This thread is useless without pics

nice one Dagwolf

Do you have a nickname?
Princess Slut of Zamflark

Where were you born?
In the depths of hell.

Major in college?
i'm too sad for school.

How many tattoos do you have and where?
shut the fuck up

How many piercings do you have and where?
see above

What?s your favorite piece of lingerie?
my hot topic outfit my friend Otis bought me.

Does size matter?
fuck yes retard

How many days a week do you wear a thong?
thongs are for preppy little sluts

What?s your favorite alcoholic beverage?
hardcore shots of whiskey.

How many does it take to get you sloshed?
13 shots and 4 blunts

What do you prefer to do on a first date?
steal your money

First thing you look at when you meet a guy?
ear wax

LOL