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Do you have a nickname?
Princess Slut of Zamflark
Where were you born?
In the depths of hell.
Major in college?
i'm too sad for school.
How many tattoos do you have and where?
shut the fuck up
How many piercings do you have and where?
see above
What?s your favorite piece of lingerie?
my hot topic outfit my friend Otis bought me.
Does size matter?
fuck yes retard
How many days a week do you wear a thong?
thongs are for preppy little sluts
What?s your favorite alcoholic beverage?
hardcore shots of whiskey.
How many does it take to get you sloshed?
13 shots and 4 blunts
What do you prefer to do on a first date?
steal your money
First thing you look at when you meet a guy?
ear wax
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Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.
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