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Do you have a nickname?
A:Well, everyone calls me "Miss Goody Two-Shoes" but I prefer the nickname "tookums" lololo
Where were you born?
A:In the hospital. On a bed thingy.
Major in college?
A:No, nothing major.
How many tattoos do you have and where?
A:Ewwwwww!
How many piercings do you have and where?
A:I have one in each ear. See?
What?s your favorite piece of lingerie?
A:Shut up, you perv!
Does size matter?
A:Oh, yeah... I try really hard not to get fat.
How many days a week do you wear a thong?
A:I don't like thongs. I prefer the strappy sandals.
What?s your favorite alcoholic beverage?
A:Are you coming on to me?
How many does it take to get you sloshed?
A:You jerk! I'm not that kind of girl!
What do you prefer to do on a first date?
A:Oh, you're sweet... but I don't really want to go out with you.
First thing you look at when you meet a guy?
A:Give it up, will you? I'm not interested!
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Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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