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bluff · 09-10-2004, 04:50 PM

At fastsize.com it is said that your product is 'doctor approved'. Following the link I get to a statement made by Dr. Henry Miller, NB a clinical psychologist! The text goes along with a pic of a doctor (white coat, stethoscope hanging around neck). This is deceptive advertising!

A psychologist is not a medical doctor. Therefore there is no reason for these guys to wear white coats or use stethoscopes.
Furthermore, the guy has zero right of speaking! What does a psychologist know about penis anatomy and manipulation thereof?

Correct this asap please.

Easton · 09-10-2004, 04:57 PM

people who believe cock pills do anything need their head examined... hence the psychologist maybe? LOL

Babaganoosh · 09-10-2004, 04:58 PM

I have nothing but love for fastsize but that's fucking funny.

bluff · 09-10-2004, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
people who believe cock pills do anything need their head examined... hence the psychologist maybe? LOL

these aren't size pills

Corona · 09-10-2004, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
people who believe cock pills do anything need their head examined... hence the psychologist maybe? LOL

tical · 09-10-2004, 04:59 PM

silence

GiantGnome · 09-10-2004, 05:00 PM

He might not be a real doctor but he DID stay at a holiday inn express

bluff · 09-10-2004, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by tical
silence

what?

Babaganoosh · 09-10-2004, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GiantGnome
He might not be a real doctor but he DID stay at a holiday inn express

sexeducation · 09-10-2004, 05:01 PM

Oh - kewl - going to check this out ...
BUT FIRST SUPPER ...
cya in a bit

bluff · 09-10-2004, 05:02 PM

Of course he can call himself 'Dr. Miller', but not 'a doctor'.

Why don't they put statements there made by doctors in history or a foreign language? Uh?

Easton · 09-10-2004, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
these aren't size pills

oh, so fastsize don't sell size pills? i guess i made a wrongful logical assumption...

*shrug*

TonyL · 09-10-2004, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
At fastsize.com it is said that your product is 'doctor approved'. Following the link I get to a statement made by Dr. Henry Miller, NB a clinical psychologist! The text goes along with a pic of a doctor (white coat, stethoscope hanging around neck). This is deceptive advertising!

A psychologist is not a medical doctor. Therefore there is no reason for these guys to wear white coats or use stethoscopes.
Furthermore, the guy has zero right of speaking! What does a psychologist know about penis anatomy and manipulation thereof?

Correct this asap please.

He's not a medical doctor and your not a lawyer so stop dispensing legal advice.

-Tony

Doctor Dre · 09-10-2004, 05:05 PM

ROFL ... I really don't see what a psychologist could do ... they cannot even predict medication here in canada .

Adaml2 · 09-10-2004, 05:07 PM

im a doctor

i suggest you take 3 doses of shut the fuck up
and 400mg of yourmotherismyanalsexslaveacillin

that is all

Rep · 09-10-2004, 05:09 PM

All he needs is a thread entitled "does fast size shave" and he's passed the landmark of all successful programs.

Congratulations to the crew at fastsize.

bluff · 09-10-2004, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
ROFL ... I really don't see what a psychologist could do ... they cannot even predict medication here in canada .

of course they can't, they can do that nowhere. Psychologists are not doctors.

bluff · 09-10-2004, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by TonyL
He's not a medical doctor and your not a lawyer so stop dispensing legal advice.

-Tony

I'm not dispensing any legal advice at all, just saying what I see and why I don't like it.

bluff · 09-10-2004, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Easton
oh, so fastsize don't sell size pills? i guess i made a wrongful logical assumption...

*shrug*

they sell mechanical penis extenders

bluff · 09-10-2004, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adam
im a doctor

i suggest you take 3 doses of shut the fuck up
and 400mg of yourmotherismyanalsexslaveacillin

that is all

why, man? If you promote a product or looking into doing so, don't you want it to be good?

volante · 09-10-2004, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
ROFL ... I really don't see what a psychologist could do ... they cannot even predict medication here in canada .

If you want to "predict" medicine then you're better off with a psychic, not a psychologist

sexeducation · 09-10-2004, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by GiantGnome
He might not be a real doctor but he DID stay at a holiday inn express

roflmao ...
that is hilarious ...
my research continues ...

maybe "clinically - they have been convinced it's bigger?"
lol ...

I really believe an applied force will enlarge many parts of the human body. I am searching for conclusive proof that it will or will not for the human clitoris-glans.

Inde · 09-10-2004, 05:51 PM

sexed, you're a sick bastard

kristin · 09-10-2004, 06:02 PM

Oh it's marketing, get over it. He didn't say Dr. Henry Miller, MD, if it did, then it would be different.

Easton · 09-10-2004, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
they sell mechanical penis extenders

they do? ouch!

V_RocKs · 09-10-2004, 06:10 PM

Alright, alright - ok... I am calling your bluff.

alexg · 09-10-2004, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
people who believe cock pills do anything need their head examined... hence the psychologist maybe? LOL

hahaha

yeah, that's gotta be it

Pipecrew · 09-10-2004, 06:12 PM

Henry Miller

Obviously not a made up name either!!!!!!!

Easton · 09-10-2004, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
Henry Miller

Obviously not a made up name either!!!!!!!

shoulda called him Hugh Jorgan... now that woulda been funny!

boardersweetie · 09-10-2004, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
of course they can't, they can do that nowhere. Psychologists are not doctors.

I'm assuming you don't realize that clinical psychologists ARE doctors because they deal with brain makeup and chemistry, not just pathology. They do research and brain surgery and devlop all those anti psychotic drugs you should be on. Think before you speak.

Oh, and fastsize rocks either way.

Tuna · 09-10-2004, 06:16 PM

Psychologists do prescribe medicine

integrated · 09-10-2004, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boardersweetie
I'm assuming you don't realize that clinical psychologists ARE doctors because they deal with brain makeup and chemistry, not just pathology. They do research and brain surgery and devlop all those anti psychotic drugs you should be on. Think before you speak.

Oh, and fastsize rocks either way.

get a clue they are not doctors
they did not goto medical school

they can't provide prescriptions.

abyss_al · 09-10-2004, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adam
im a doctor

i suggest you take 3 doses of shut the fuck up
and 400mg of yourmotherismyanalsexslaveacillin

that is all

boobmaster · 09-10-2004, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
At fastsize.com it is said that your product is 'doctor approved'. Following the link I get to a statement made by Dr. Henry Miller, NB a clinical psychologist! The text goes along with a pic of a doctor (white coat, stethoscope hanging around neck). This is deceptive advertising!

A psychologist is not a medical doctor. Therefore there is no reason for these guys to wear white coats or use stethoscopes.
Furthermore, the guy has zero right of speaking! What does a psychologist know about penis anatomy and manipulation thereof?

Correct this asap please.

No serious doctor WOULD EVER approve a penis enlargement program -- because they simply DON'T WORK. I am NOT saying that this makes it WRONG to sell systems and pills that claim to enlarge the schlong. But it IS wrong to make false claims. Besides, you don't REALLY need the 'doctor approved' shit to make sales. Men are idiots, basically, and will buy regardless.

kemp · 09-10-2004, 06:50 PM

Psycologists are NOT doctors. You can become a psychologist after only 4 years in college with a Bachelor's degree. My ex gf is a psychologist, but a psych degree is fucking useless so she is now secretary :P

A psychiaratrist on the other hand has to get a doctoral degree and would be considered a doctor in my book...

McKracken · 09-10-2004, 06:52 PM

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An average extension of 5.6 cm (appr. 2.2 inches) is achieved after using the Original Extender for a period of 12 months. The obtained extension is permanent and the lengthening does not entail a narrowing of the circumference of the penis.

The Original Extender can be used by anyone and does not require any particular length or width of the penis. The device is easy to apply and usage does not cause any pain. It can be used at any time of the day for various time intervals, during work or in leisure hours, in accordance with individual schedules. The Original Extender can also be worn during the night.

emthree · 09-10-2004, 07:22 PM

Mike Hoac says it's all true

Nysus · 09-10-2004, 07:41 PM

You know the shoe company called Dr. Shoels?...

Matt

Jdoughs · 09-10-2004, 07:54 PM

Whats the problem.

Did the Shrinks Dink Shrink?

boardersweetie · 09-11-2004, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kemp
Psycologists are NOT doctors. You can become a psychologist after only 4 years in college with a Bachelor's degree. My ex gf is a psychologist, but a psych degree is fucking useless so she is now secretary :P

A psychiaratrist on the other hand has to get a doctoral degree and would be considered a doctor in my book...

He said clinical psychologist, not a fucking counselor. That takes grad school, at least. You can't put the word DOCTOR before your name without a DOCTORATE. You don't get those in 4 years.

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated
get a clue they are not doctors
they did not goto medical school

they can't provide prescriptions.

Take your own advice and get a clue. Do you think all those crazy people on prozac prescribed it to themselves???

This wouldn't piss me off so much if I weren't a biopsych major so unlike you assholes I'm not talking entirely out of my ass.

sacX · 09-11-2004, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kemp
Psycologists are NOT doctors. You can become a psychologist after only 4 years in college with a Bachelor's degree. My ex gf is a psychologist, but a psych degree is fucking useless so she is now secretary :P

A psychiaratrist on the other hand has to get a doctoral degree and would be considered a doctor in my book...

a psychiatrist gets an MD, then specialises to become a psychiatrist. They are medical doctors.

bluff · 09-11-2004, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sacX
a psychiatrist gets an MD, then specialises to become a psychiatrist. They are medical doctors.

exactly. Some of the guys here need their heads examined.

And boardersweetie, think before you speak next time. Do you think I can't make the difference between medical doctors and doctors in psychology? I'm a med student myself.

bluff · 09-11-2004, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tuna
Psychologists do prescribe medicine

no

PSYCHIATRISTS

and whatever, even if he was a shrink, does that make him an expert on penis issues? Obviously not.

At least SizeGenetics quotes urologists in Milan, however dubious they may be.

bluff · 09-11-2004, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boardersweetie
He said clinical psychologist, not a fucking counselor. That takes grad school, at least. You can't put the word DOCTOR before your name without a DOCTORATE. You don't get those in 4 years.

Take your own advice and get a clue. Do you think all those crazy people on prozac prescribed it to themselves???

This wouldn't piss me off so much if I weren't a biopsych major so unlike you assholes I'm not talking entirely out of my ass.

girlie, you're talking out of your ass. Completely, that is. Holy shit, do you really think psychologists can prescribe? Well they can't, here in Europe, and I'd be extremely suprised if they could in US.

bluff · 09-11-2004, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
No serious doctor WOULD EVER approve a penis enlargement program -- because they simply DON'T WORK. I am NOT saying that this makes it WRONG to sell systems and pills that claim to enlarge the schlong. But it IS wrong to make false claims. Besides, you don't REALLY need the 'doctor approved' shit to make sales. Men are idiots, basically, and will buy regardless.

first of all, I see no reason why a mechanical extender couldn't work. Second, the product costs nearly $300. Do you think people buy this in the blink of an eye?

robfantasy · 09-11-2004, 02:28 AM

haha that is not Dr Harry Miller its a fucking impostor

stocktrader23 · 09-11-2004, 02:33 AM

WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK?

polish_aristocrat · 09-11-2004, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
these aren't size pills

i know you study medicine..so do you believe stretching devices work?

bluff · 09-11-2004, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
i know you study medicine..so do you believe stretching devices work?

I haven't read any reports, but I don't really see a reason why an applied force couldn't stretch it. Let me check into this.

bluff · 09-11-2004, 02:40 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK?

I do, I don't promote them yet, but if I would want to, I'd want it to be good.

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bluff Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bluffville Posts: 6,253	FastSize: I see a blatant lie on your site At fastsize.com it is said that your product is 'doctor approved'. Following the link I get to a statement made by Dr. Henry Miller, NB a clinical psychologist! The text goes along with a pic of a doctor (white coat, stethoscope hanging around neck). This is deceptive advertising! A psychologist is not a medical doctor. Therefore there is no reason for these guys to wear white coats or use stethoscopes. Furthermore, the guy has zero right of speaking! What does a psychologist know about penis anatomy and manipulation thereof? Correct this asap please.

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