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bluff 09-10-2004 04:50 PM

FastSize: I see a blatant lie on your site
 
At fastsize.com it is said that your product is 'doctor approved'. Following the link I get to a statement made by Dr. Henry Miller, NB a clinical psychologist! The text goes along with a pic of a doctor (white coat, stethoscope hanging around neck). This is deceptive advertising!

A psychologist is not a medical doctor. Therefore there is no reason for these guys to wear white coats or use stethoscopes.
Furthermore, the guy has zero right of speaking! What does a psychologist know about penis anatomy and manipulation thereof?

Correct this asap please.

Easton 09-10-2004 04:57 PM

people who believe cock pills do anything need their head examined... hence the psychologist maybe? LOL

Babaganoosh 09-10-2004 04:58 PM

I have nothing but love for fastsize but that's fucking funny. :1orglaugh

bluff 09-10-2004 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
people who believe cock pills do anything need their head examined... hence the psychologist maybe? LOL
these aren't size pills

Corona 09-10-2004 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
people who believe cock pills do anything need their head examined... hence the psychologist maybe? LOL
:1orglaugh

tical 09-10-2004 04:59 PM

silence

GiantGnome 09-10-2004 05:00 PM

He might not be a real doctor but he DID stay at a holiday inn express:thumbsup

bluff 09-10-2004 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tical
silence
what?

Babaganoosh 09-10-2004 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GiantGnome
He might not be a real doctor but he DID stay at a holiday inn express:thumbsup
:1orglaugh

sexeducation 09-10-2004 05:01 PM

Oh - kewl - going to check this out ...
BUT FIRST SUPPER ...
cya in a bit

bluff 09-10-2004 05:02 PM

Of course he can call himself 'Dr. Miller', but not 'a doctor'.

Why don't they put statements there made by doctors in history or a foreign language? Uh?

Easton 09-10-2004 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
these aren't size pills
oh, so fastsize don't sell size pills? i guess i made a wrongful logical assumption...

*shrug*

TonyL 09-10-2004 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
At fastsize.com it is said that your product is 'doctor approved'. Following the link I get to a statement made by Dr. Henry Miller, NB a clinical psychologist! The text goes along with a pic of a doctor (white coat, stethoscope hanging around neck). This is deceptive advertising!

A psychologist is not a medical doctor. Therefore there is no reason for these guys to wear white coats or use stethoscopes.
Furthermore, the guy has zero right of speaking! What does a psychologist know about penis anatomy and manipulation thereof?

Correct this asap please.

He's not a medical doctor and your not a lawyer so stop dispensing legal advice.

-Tony

Doctor Dre 09-10-2004 05:05 PM

ROFL ... I really don't see what a psychologist could do ... they cannot even predict medication here in canada .

Adaml2 09-10-2004 05:07 PM

im a doctor

i suggest you take 3 doses of shut the fuck up
and 400mg of yourmotherismyanalsexslaveacillin

that is all

Rep 09-10-2004 05:09 PM

All he needs is a thread entitled "does fast size shave" and he's passed the landmark of all successful programs.

Congratulations to the crew at fastsize.

bluff 09-10-2004 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
ROFL ... I really don't see what a psychologist could do ... they cannot even predict medication here in canada .
of course they can't, they can do that nowhere. Psychologists are not doctors.

bluff 09-10-2004 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TonyL
He's not a medical doctor and your not a lawyer so stop dispensing legal advice.

-Tony

I'm not dispensing any legal advice at all, just saying what I see and why I don't like it.

bluff 09-10-2004 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
oh, so fastsize don't sell size pills? i guess i made a wrongful logical assumption...

*shrug*

they sell mechanical penis extenders :winkwink:

bluff 09-10-2004 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adam
im a doctor

i suggest you take 3 doses of shut the fuck up
and 400mg of yourmotherismyanalsexslaveacillin

that is all

why, man? If you promote a product or looking into doing so, don't you want it to be good?

volante 09-10-2004 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
ROFL ... I really don't see what a psychologist could do ... they cannot even predict medication here in canada .
If you want to "predict" medicine then you're better off with a psychic, not a psychologist :thumbsup



:winkwink:

sexeducation 09-10-2004 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GiantGnome
He might not be a real doctor but he DID stay at a holiday inn express:thumbsup
roflmao ...
that is hilarious ...
my research continues ...

maybe "clinically - they have been convinced it's bigger?"
lol ...

I really believe an applied force will enlarge many parts of the human body. I am searching for conclusive proof that it will or will not for the human clitoris-glans.

Inde 09-10-2004 05:51 PM

sexed, you're a sick bastard :1orglaugh

kristin 09-10-2004 06:02 PM

Oh it's marketing, get over it. He didn't say Dr. Henry Miller, MD, if it did, then it would be different.

Easton 09-10-2004 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
they sell mechanical penis extenders :winkwink:
they do? ouch!

V_RocKs 09-10-2004 06:10 PM

Alright, alright - ok... I am calling your bluff.

alexg 09-10-2004 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
people who believe cock pills do anything need their head examined... hence the psychologist maybe? LOL
hahaha

yeah, that's gotta be it :1orglaugh

Pipecrew 09-10-2004 06:12 PM

Henry Miller

Obviously not a made up name either!!!!!!!

Easton 09-10-2004 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Henry Miller

Obviously not a made up name either!!!!!!!

shoulda called him Hugh Jorgan... now that woulda been funny!

boardersweetie 09-10-2004 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
of course they can't, they can do that nowhere. Psychologists are not doctors.
I'm assuming you don't realize that clinical psychologists ARE doctors because they deal with brain makeup and chemistry, not just pathology. They do research and brain surgery and devlop all those anti psychotic drugs you should be on. Think before you speak.

Oh, and fastsize rocks either way.

Tuna 09-10-2004 06:16 PM

Psychologists do prescribe medicine

integrated 09-10-2004 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boardersweetie
I'm assuming you don't realize that clinical psychologists ARE doctors because they deal with brain makeup and chemistry, not just pathology. They do research and brain surgery and devlop all those anti psychotic drugs you should be on. Think before you speak.

Oh, and fastsize rocks either way.

get a clue they are not doctors
they did not goto medical school

they can't provide prescriptions.

abyss_al 09-10-2004 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adam
im a doctor

i suggest you take 3 doses of shut the fuck up
and 400mg of yourmotherismyanalsexslaveacillin

that is all

:1orglaugh

boobmaster 09-10-2004 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
At fastsize.com it is said that your product is 'doctor approved'. Following the link I get to a statement made by Dr. Henry Miller, NB a clinical psychologist! The text goes along with a pic of a doctor (white coat, stethoscope hanging around neck). This is deceptive advertising!

A psychologist is not a medical doctor. Therefore there is no reason for these guys to wear white coats or use stethoscopes.
Furthermore, the guy has zero right of speaking! What does a psychologist know about penis anatomy and manipulation thereof?

Correct this asap please.

No serious doctor WOULD EVER approve a penis enlargement program -- because they simply DON'T WORK. I am NOT saying that this makes it WRONG to sell systems and pills that claim to enlarge the schlong. But it IS wrong to make false claims. Besides, you don't REALLY need the 'doctor approved' shit to make sales. Men are idiots, basically, and will buy regardless.

kemp 09-10-2004 06:50 PM

Psycologists are NOT doctors. You can become a psychologist after only 4 years in college with a Bachelor's degree. My ex gf is a psychologist, but a psych degree is fucking useless so she is now secretary :P

A psychiaratrist on the other hand has to get a doctoral degree and would be considered a doctor in my book...

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emthree 09-10-2004 07:22 PM

Mike Hoac says it's all true :thumbsup

Nysus 09-10-2004 07:41 PM

You know the shoe company called Dr. Shoels?...

Matt

Jdoughs 09-10-2004 07:54 PM

Whats the problem.

Did the Shrinks Dink Shrink?

boardersweetie 09-11-2004 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kemp
Psycologists are NOT doctors. You can become a psychologist after only 4 years in college with a Bachelor's degree. My ex gf is a psychologist, but a psych degree is fucking useless so she is now secretary :P

A psychiaratrist on the other hand has to get a doctoral degree and would be considered a doctor in my book...

He said clinical psychologist, not a fucking counselor. That takes grad school, at least. You can't put the word DOCTOR before your name without a DOCTORATE. You don't get those in 4 years.

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated
get a clue they are not doctors
they did not goto medical school

they can't provide prescriptions.

Take your own advice and get a clue. Do you think all those crazy people on prozac prescribed it to themselves???


This wouldn't piss me off so much if I weren't a biopsych major so unlike you assholes I'm not talking entirely out of my ass.

sacX 09-11-2004 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kemp
Psycologists are NOT doctors. You can become a psychologist after only 4 years in college with a Bachelor's degree. My ex gf is a psychologist, but a psych degree is fucking useless so she is now secretary :P

A psychiaratrist on the other hand has to get a doctoral degree and would be considered a doctor in my book...

a psychiatrist gets an MD, then specialises to become a psychiatrist. They are medical doctors.

bluff 09-11-2004 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sacX
a psychiatrist gets an MD, then specialises to become a psychiatrist. They are medical doctors.
exactly. Some of the guys here need their heads examined.

And boardersweetie, think before you speak next time. Do you think I can't make the difference between medical doctors and doctors in psychology? I'm a med student myself.

bluff 09-11-2004 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tuna
Psychologists do prescribe medicine
no

PSYCHIATRISTS

and whatever, even if he was a shrink, does that make him an expert on penis issues? Obviously not.

At least SizeGenetics quotes urologists in Milan, however dubious they may be.

bluff 09-11-2004 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boardersweetie
He said clinical psychologist, not a fucking counselor. That takes grad school, at least. You can't put the word DOCTOR before your name without a DOCTORATE. You don't get those in 4 years.



Take your own advice and get a clue. Do you think all those crazy people on prozac prescribed it to themselves???


This wouldn't piss me off so much if I weren't a biopsych major so unlike you assholes I'm not talking entirely out of my ass.

girlie, you're talking out of your ass. Completely, that is. Holy shit, do you really think psychologists can prescribe? Well they can't, here in Europe, and I'd be extremely suprised if they could in US.

bluff 09-11-2004 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
No serious doctor WOULD EVER approve a penis enlargement program -- because they simply DON'T WORK. I am NOT saying that this makes it WRONG to sell systems and pills that claim to enlarge the schlong. But it IS wrong to make false claims. Besides, you don't REALLY need the 'doctor approved' shit to make sales. Men are idiots, basically, and will buy regardless.
first of all, I see no reason why a mechanical extender couldn't work. Second, the product costs nearly $300. Do you think people buy this in the blink of an eye?

robfantasy 09-11-2004 02:28 AM

haha that is not Dr Harry Miller its a fucking impostor :mad: :1orglaugh :Graucho

stocktrader23 09-11-2004 02:33 AM

WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK?

polish_aristocrat 09-11-2004 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
these aren't size pills
i know you study medicine..so do you believe stretching devices work?

bluff 09-11-2004 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
i know you study medicine..so do you believe stretching devices work?
I haven't read any reports, but I don't really see a reason why an applied force couldn't stretch it. Let me check into this.

bluff 09-11-2004 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK?
I do, I don't promote them yet, but if I would want to, I'd want it to be good.


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