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  • bluff
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    • Jan 2004
    • 6253

    #1

    FastSize: I see a blatant lie on your site

    At fastsize.com it is said that your product is 'doctor approved'. Following the link I get to a statement made by Dr. Henry Miller, NB a clinical psychologist! The text goes along with a pic of a doctor (white coat, stethoscope hanging around neck). This is deceptive advertising!

    A psychologist is not a medical doctor. Therefore there is no reason for these guys to wear white coats or use stethoscopes.
    Furthermore, the guy has zero right of speaking! What does a psychologist know about penis anatomy and manipulation thereof?

    Correct this asap please.
  • Easton
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    • Sep 2002
    • 9825

    #2
    people who believe cock pills do anything need their head examined... hence the psychologist maybe? LOL
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    • Babaganoosh
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      • Nov 2001
      • 15841

      #3
      I have nothing but love for fastsize but that's fucking funny.
      I like pie.

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      • bluff
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        • Jan 2004
        • 6253

        #4
        Originally posted by Easton
        people who believe cock pills do anything need their head examined... hence the psychologist maybe? LOL
        these aren't size pills

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        • Corona
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2002
          • 2185

          #5
          Originally posted by Easton
          people who believe cock pills do anything need their head examined... hence the psychologist maybe? LOL
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          • tical
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            • Feb 2002
            • 6504

            #6
            silence
            112.020.756

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            • GiantGnome
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2004
              • 4344

              #7
              He might not be a real doctor but he DID stay at a holiday inn express
              NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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              • bluff
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jan 2004
                • 6253

                #8
                Originally posted by tical
                silence
                what?

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                • Babaganoosh
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                  • Nov 2001
                  • 15841

                  #9
                  Originally posted by GiantGnome
                  He might not be a real doctor but he DID stay at a holiday inn express
                  I like pie.

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                  • sexeducation
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 7315

                    #10
                    Oh - kewl - going to check this out ...
                    BUT FIRST SUPPER ...
                    cya in a bit

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                    • bluff
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                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6253

                      #11
                      Of course he can call himself 'Dr. Miller', but not 'a doctor'.

                      Why don't they put statements there made by doctors in history or a foreign language? Uh?

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                      • Easton
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                        • Sep 2002
                        • 9825

                        #12
                        Originally posted by bluff
                        these aren't size pills
                        oh, so fastsize don't sell size pills? i guess i made a wrongful logical assumption...

                        *shrug*
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                        • TonyL
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                          • Feb 2002
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by bluff
                          At fastsize.com it is said that your product is 'doctor approved'. Following the link I get to a statement made by Dr. Henry Miller, NB a clinical psychologist! The text goes along with a pic of a doctor (white coat, stethoscope hanging around neck). This is deceptive advertising!

                          A psychologist is not a medical doctor. Therefore there is no reason for these guys to wear white coats or use stethoscopes.
                          Furthermore, the guy has zero right of speaking! What does a psychologist know about penis anatomy and manipulation thereof?

                          Correct this asap please.
                          He's not a medical doctor and your not a lawyer so stop dispensing legal advice.

                          -Tony

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                          • Doctor Dre
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                            • Jan 2001
                            • 51692

                            #14
                            ROFL ... I really don't see what a psychologist could do ... they cannot even predict medication here in canada .
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                            • Adaml2
                              Registered User
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 77

                              #15
                              im a doctor

                              i suggest you take 3 doses of shut the fuck up
                              and 400mg of yourmotherismyanalsexslaveacillin

                              that is all
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                              • Rep
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2002
                                • 991

                                #16
                                All he needs is a thread entitled "does fast size shave" and he's passed the landmark of all successful programs.

                                Congratulations to the crew at fastsize.
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                                • bluff
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                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 6253

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                  ROFL ... I really don't see what a psychologist could do ... they cannot even predict medication here in canada .
                                  of course they can't, they can do that nowhere. Psychologists are not doctors.

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                                  • bluff
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                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 6253

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TonyL
                                    He's not a medical doctor and your not a lawyer so stop dispensing legal advice.

                                    -Tony
                                    I'm not dispensing any legal advice at all, just saying what I see and why I don't like it.

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                                    • bluff
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                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 6253

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Easton
                                      oh, so fastsize don't sell size pills? i guess i made a wrongful logical assumption...

                                      *shrug*
                                      they sell mechanical penis extenders

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                                      • bluff
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 6253

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Adam
                                        im a doctor

                                        i suggest you take 3 doses of shut the fuck up
                                        and 400mg of yourmotherismyanalsexslaveacillin

                                        that is all
                                        why, man? If you promote a product or looking into doing so, don't you want it to be good?

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                                        • volante
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 2940

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                          ROFL ... I really don't see what a psychologist could do ... they cannot even predict medication here in canada .
                                          If you want to "predict" medicine then you're better off with a psychic, not a psychologist



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                                          • sexeducation
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 7315

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by GiantGnome
                                            He might not be a real doctor but he DID stay at a holiday inn express
                                            roflmao ...
                                            that is hilarious ...
                                            my research continues ...

                                            maybe "clinically - they have been convinced it's bigger?"
                                            lol ...

                                            I really believe an applied force will enlarge many parts of the human body. I am searching for conclusive proof that it will or will not for the human clitoris-glans.

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                                            • Inde
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                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 983

                                              #23
                                              sexed, you're a sick bastard

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                                              • kristin
                                                GOO!
                                                • Sep 2002
                                                • 9768

                                                #24
                                                Oh it's marketing, get over it. He didn't say Dr. Henry Miller, MD, if it did, then it would be different.
                                                Vacares rules.

                                                "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                • Easton
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                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 9825

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by bluff
                                                  they sell mechanical penis extenders
                                                  they do? ouch!
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                                                  • V_RocKs
                                                    Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                    • 32449

                                                    #26
                                                    Alright, alright - ok... I am calling your bluff.

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                                                    • alexg
                                                      IL4L.com
                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 11287

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Easton
                                                      people who believe cock pills do anything need their head examined... hence the psychologist maybe? LOL
                                                      hahaha

                                                      yeah, that's gotta be it

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                                                      • Pipecrew
                                                        Master of Gfy.com
                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 14888

                                                        #28
                                                        Henry Miller

                                                        Obviously not a made up name either!!!!!!!

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                                                        • Easton
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                          • 9825

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                          Henry Miller

                                                          Obviously not a made up name either!!!!!!!
                                                          shoulda called him Hugh Jorgan... now that woulda been funny!
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                                                          • boardersweetie
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                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 1889

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by bluff
                                                            of course they can't, they can do that nowhere. Psychologists are not doctors.
                                                            I'm assuming you don't realize that clinical psychologists ARE doctors because they deal with brain makeup and chemistry, not just pathology. They do research and brain surgery and devlop all those anti psychotic drugs you should be on. Think before you speak.

                                                            Oh, and fastsize rocks either way.

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                                                            • Tuna
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                                                              • May 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              Psychologists do prescribe medicine


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                                                              • integrated
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                                                                • Apr 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by boardersweetie
                                                                I'm assuming you don't realize that clinical psychologists ARE doctors because they deal with brain makeup and chemistry, not just pathology. They do research and brain surgery and devlop all those anti psychotic drugs you should be on. Think before you speak.

                                                                Oh, and fastsize rocks either way.
                                                                get a clue they are not doctors
                                                                they did not goto medical school

                                                                they can't provide prescriptions.

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                                                                • abyss_al
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                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 15605

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Adam
                                                                  im a doctor

                                                                  i suggest you take 3 doses of shut the fuck up
                                                                  and 400mg of yourmotherismyanalsexslaveacillin

                                                                  that is all
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                                                                  • boobmaster
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                    • 6185

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by bluff
                                                                    At fastsize.com it is said that your product is 'doctor approved'. Following the link I get to a statement made by Dr. Henry Miller, NB a clinical psychologist! The text goes along with a pic of a doctor (white coat, stethoscope hanging around neck). This is deceptive advertising!

                                                                    A psychologist is not a medical doctor. Therefore there is no reason for these guys to wear white coats or use stethoscopes.
                                                                    Furthermore, the guy has zero right of speaking! What does a psychologist know about penis anatomy and manipulation thereof?

                                                                    Correct this asap please.
                                                                    No serious doctor WOULD EVER approve a penis enlargement program -- because they simply DON'T WORK. I am NOT saying that this makes it WRONG to sell systems and pills that claim to enlarge the schlong. But it IS wrong to make false claims. Besides, you don't REALLY need the 'doctor approved' shit to make sales. Men are idiots, basically, and will buy regardless.

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                                                                    • kemp
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 392

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Psycologists are NOT doctors. You can become a psychologist after only 4 years in college with a Bachelor's degree. My ex gf is a psychologist, but a psych degree is fucking useless so she is now secretary :P

                                                                      A psychiaratrist on the other hand has to get a doctoral degree and would be considered a doctor in my book...

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                                                                      • McKracken
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                                                                        • Jan 2004
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                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • emthree
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                                                                          • Jun 2003
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                                                                          #37
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                                                                          • Nysus
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                                                                            • Aug 2001
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                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • Jdoughs
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                                                                              • Mar 2004
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Whats the problem.

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                                                                              • boardersweetie
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                                                                                • Oct 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by kemp
                                                                                Psycologists are NOT doctors. You can become a psychologist after only 4 years in college with a Bachelor's degree. My ex gf is a psychologist, but a psych degree is fucking useless so she is now secretary :P

                                                                                A psychiaratrist on the other hand has to get a doctoral degree and would be considered a doctor in my book...
                                                                                He said clinical psychologist, not a fucking counselor. That takes grad school, at least. You can't put the word DOCTOR before your name without a DOCTORATE. You don't get those in 4 years.

                                                                                Originally posted by integrated
                                                                                get a clue they are not doctors
                                                                                they did not goto medical school

                                                                                they can't provide prescriptions.
                                                                                Take your own advice and get a clue. Do you think all those crazy people on prozac prescribed it to themselves???


                                                                                This wouldn't piss me off so much if I weren't a biopsych major so unlike you assholes I'm not talking entirely out of my ass.

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                                                                                • sacX
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                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                  • 2998

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by kemp
                                                                                  Psycologists are NOT doctors. You can become a psychologist after only 4 years in college with a Bachelor's degree. My ex gf is a psychologist, but a psych degree is fucking useless so she is now secretary :P

                                                                                  A psychiaratrist on the other hand has to get a doctoral degree and would be considered a doctor in my book...
                                                                                  a psychiatrist gets an MD, then specialises to become a psychiatrist. They are medical doctors.
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                                                                                  • bluff
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                                    • 6253

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by sacX
                                                                                    a psychiatrist gets an MD, then specialises to become a psychiatrist. They are medical doctors.
                                                                                    exactly. Some of the guys here need their heads examined.

                                                                                    And boardersweetie, think before you speak next time. Do you think I can't make the difference between medical doctors and doctors in psychology? I'm a med student myself.

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                                                                                    • bluff
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                      • 6253

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Tuna
                                                                                      Psychologists do prescribe medicine
                                                                                      no

                                                                                      PSYCHIATRISTS

                                                                                      and whatever, even if he was a shrink, does that make him an expert on penis issues? Obviously not.

                                                                                      At least SizeGenetics quotes urologists in Milan, however dubious they may be.

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                                                                                      • bluff
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                                        • 6253

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by boardersweetie
                                                                                        He said clinical psychologist, not a fucking counselor. That takes grad school, at least. You can't put the word DOCTOR before your name without a DOCTORATE. You don't get those in 4 years.



                                                                                        Take your own advice and get a clue. Do you think all those crazy people on prozac prescribed it to themselves???


                                                                                        This wouldn't piss me off so much if I weren't a biopsych major so unlike you assholes I'm not talking entirely out of my ass.
                                                                                        girlie, you're talking out of your ass. Completely, that is. Holy shit, do you really think psychologists can prescribe? Well they can't, here in Europe, and I'd be extremely suprised if they could in US.

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                                                                                        • bluff
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                          • 6253

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                                                          No serious doctor WOULD EVER approve a penis enlargement program -- because they simply DON'T WORK. I am NOT saying that this makes it WRONG to sell systems and pills that claim to enlarge the schlong. But it IS wrong to make false claims. Besides, you don't REALLY need the 'doctor approved' shit to make sales. Men are idiots, basically, and will buy regardless.
                                                                                          first of all, I see no reason why a mechanical extender couldn't work. Second, the product costs nearly $300. Do you think people buy this in the blink of an eye?

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                                                                                          • robfantasy
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                                                            • 6445

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            haha that is not Dr Harry Miller its a fucking impostor
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                                                                                            • stocktrader23
                                                                                              Let's do some business.
                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                              • 18781

                                                                                              #47
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                                                                                              • polish_aristocrat
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                                                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                                                • 40377

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by bluff
                                                                                                these aren't size pills
                                                                                                i know you study medicine..so do you believe stretching devices work?
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                                                                                                • bluff
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                  • 6253

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                                                                  i know you study medicine..so do you believe stretching devices work?
                                                                                                  I haven't read any reports, but I don't really see a reason why an applied force couldn't stretch it. Let me check into this.

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                                                                                                  • bluff
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                                                    • 6253

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by stocktrader23
                                                                                                    WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK?
                                                                                                    I do, I don't promote them yet, but if I would want to, I'd want it to be good.

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