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#1351 |
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A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.
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Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
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#1353 |
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A: None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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#1354 |
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Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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#1355 |
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A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")
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#1356 |
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Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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#1357 |
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A: Only two-but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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#1358 |
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Q: How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
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#1359 |
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A: Just one-but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
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#1360 |
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Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
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#1361 |
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A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.
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Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
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#1363 |
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A: Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10
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#1364 |
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000 years.
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Q: How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?
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#1366 |
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A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him.
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Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
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#1368 |
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A: Three-but they're really only one.
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Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: Two. One to do the screwing-and one to hear the confession.
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Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: One-but it takes at least three light bulbs.
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Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
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#1374 |
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A: That's not funny!!!
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Q': How many 'Cliffie girls does it take to change a light bulb?
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#1376 |
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A': It's "Radcliffe Women" and it's not funny!
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Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
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#1378 |
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A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
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Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
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Q: How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb?
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#1382 |
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