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Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: Only two-but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Q: How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
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stil posting huh?
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still along ways
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#1056 |
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A: Just one-but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
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Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
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#1059 |
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A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.
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Lol
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Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
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#1063 |
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A: Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10
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000 years.
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Q: How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?
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#1067 |
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A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him.
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Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: Three-but they're really only one.
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Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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#1073 |
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A: Two. One to do the screwing-and one to hear the confession.
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Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: One-but it takes at least three light bulbs.
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Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: That's not funny!!!
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#1080 |
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Q': How many 'Cliffie girls does it take to change a light bulb?
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#1082 |
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A': It's "Radcliffe Women" and it's not funny!
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#1083 |
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Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
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A: Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
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#1088 |
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Q: How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: Oooh-like-manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! For sure.
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Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: Six. One to turn the bulb one for support-and four to relate to the experience.
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Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience.
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A: None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
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A': None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: None. That's a hardware problem.
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Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
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lol.. somehow this post is back on the first page! will it ever die!?
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