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09-27-2004, 08:00 PM
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A: None. That's a software problem.
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09-27-2004, 08:01 PM
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Q: How many FSE's does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:01 PM
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A: Who can tell. FSE's are always in the dark.
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09-27-2004, 08:02 PM
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Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:02 PM
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A: As many as you want; they're all virtual-anyway.
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09-27-2004, 08:03 PM
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Q: How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:04 PM
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A: None. There's a primitive for that.
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09-27-2004, 08:04 PM
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Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:05 PM
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A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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09-27-2004, 08:05 PM
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Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:06 PM
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A: Only one-but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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09-27-2004, 08:07 PM
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Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:07 PM
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A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.
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09-27-2004, 08:08 PM
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Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:08 PM
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10eightie something
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09-27-2004, 08:08 PM
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A: None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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09-27-2004, 08:09 PM
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game cubes are fun theres a really sweet airplane gam out for it but i dont remember what its called iwish i wouldnt have let me last roommate keep the cube
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09-27-2004, 08:09 PM
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Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:10 PM
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A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")
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09-27-2004, 08:10 PM
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I sold mine for meth a couple of years ago.
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09-27-2004, 08:10 PM
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Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:11 PM
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A: Only two-but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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09-27-2004, 08:11 PM
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Q: How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:12 PM
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A: Just one-but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
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09-27-2004, 08:12 PM
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That was gay I would not recomend selling your game cube for meth.
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09-27-2004, 08:13 PM
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Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:13 PM
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A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.
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09-27-2004, 08:14 PM
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Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:14 PM
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1050 somthing or something
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09-27-2004, 08:14 PM
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A: Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10
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09-27-2004, 08:15 PM
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000 years.
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09-27-2004, 08:16 PM
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Q: How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:16 PM
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A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him.
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09-27-2004, 08:17 PM
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Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:17 PM
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A: Three-but they're really only one.
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09-27-2004, 08:18 PM
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Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:19 PM
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A: Two. One to do the screwing-and one to hear the confession.
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09-27-2004, 08:19 PM
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Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:20 PM
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still on this thread?
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09-27-2004, 08:20 PM
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Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:21 PM
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A: That's not funny!!!
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09-27-2004, 08:22 PM
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Q': How many 'Cliffie girls does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:22 PM
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A': It's "Radcliffe Women" and it's not funny!
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09-27-2004, 08:23 PM
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Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:23 PM
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ok i will post
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09-27-2004, 08:23 PM
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A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
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09-27-2004, 08:24 PM
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Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:25 PM
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A: Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
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09-27-2004, 08:25 PM
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Q: How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 08:26 PM
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A: Oooh-like-manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! For sure.
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