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09-27-2004, 09:22 PM
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Q: How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:23 PM
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A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him.
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09-27-2004, 09:23 PM
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Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:24 PM
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A: Three-but they're really only one.
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09-27-2004, 09:25 PM
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Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:25 PM
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A: Two. One to do the screwing-and one to hear the confession.
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09-27-2004, 09:26 PM
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Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:26 PM
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A: One-but it takes at least three light bulbs.
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09-27-2004, 09:27 PM
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09-27-2004, 09:27 PM
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Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:28 PM
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A: That's not funny!!!
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09-27-2004, 09:28 PM
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Q': How many 'Cliffie girls does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:29 PM
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A': It's "Radcliffe Women" and it's not funny!
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09-27-2004, 09:29 PM
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Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:30 PM
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A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
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09-27-2004, 09:31 PM
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Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:31 PM
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A: Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
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09-27-2004, 09:32 PM
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oh lord lol you have close to 700+ still to go lol
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09-27-2004, 09:32 PM
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Q: How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:32 PM
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A: Oooh-like-manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! For sure.
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09-27-2004, 09:33 PM
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Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:34 PM
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A: Six. One to turn the bulb one for support-and four to relate to the experience.
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09-27-2004, 09:35 PM
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A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience.
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09-27-2004, 09:35 PM
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Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:36 PM
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A: None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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09-27-2004, 09:37 PM
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Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:37 PM
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A': None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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09-27-2004, 09:38 PM
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Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:38 PM
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A: None. That's a hardware problem.
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09-27-2004, 09:39 PM
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Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:39 PM
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09-27-2004, 09:40 PM
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A: None. That's a software problem.
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09-27-2004, 09:40 PM
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Q: How many FSE's does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:41 PM
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A: Who can tell. FSE's are always in the dark.
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09-27-2004, 09:41 PM
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Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:42 PM
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A: As many as you want; they're all virtual-anyway.
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09-27-2004, 09:43 PM
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A: None. There's a primitive for that.
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09-27-2004, 09:44 PM
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A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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09-27-2004, 09:45 PM
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Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:46 PM
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A: Only one-but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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09-27-2004, 09:46 PM
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Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:47 PM
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A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.
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09-27-2004, 09:47 PM
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Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:48 PM
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A: None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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09-27-2004, 09:49 PM
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Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:49 PM
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A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")
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09-27-2004, 09:50 PM
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Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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09-27-2004, 09:50 PM
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A: Only two-but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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09-27-2004, 09:51 PM
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i bet all of montanas posts where in this thread.
I cant wait till he loes 
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09-27-2004, 09:51 PM
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Q: How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
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