The Ultimate Dear John! - GoFuckYourself.com

Eric · 08-09-2004, 10:01 PM

This is the ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a
man like this. Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with

two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.

AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around
to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could
find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and
without) to his girl friend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture
and send the rest back."

BradM · 08-09-2004, 10:02 PM

AWESOME

fr8 · 08-09-2004, 10:03 PM

Ultimate burn. Very very nice. Im sure she got real pissed.

Shortbread · 08-09-2004, 10:04 PM

MandyBlake · 08-09-2004, 10:05 PM

Very nice!
Good for him!

Webmaster_Logic · 08-09-2004, 10:06 PM

Hey man aint you the mod on here? why dont you take care of a of this idiot on here . I am refering to Big G

Oracle Porn · 08-09-2004, 10:06 PM

fucking nice....
although the girl is a fucking c.unt

Gheenz · 08-09-2004, 10:07 PM

Damn good burn! Good for him!

Jimmie · 08-09-2004, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
This is the ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a
man like this. Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with

two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.

AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around
to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could
find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and
without) to his girl friend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture
and send the rest back."

LMFAO!!!!!

mailman · 08-09-2004, 10:09 PM

hahaha NICE!

Eric · 08-09-2004, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webmaster_Logic
Hey man aint you the mod on here? why dont you take care of a of this idiot on here . I am refering to Big G

email me with threads where he is breaking rules.

boobmaster · 08-09-2004, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
email me with threads where he is breaking rules.

Yes! Justice, finally!

Vanilla DeVille · 08-09-2004, 10:16 PM

Very Nice!!!!

Webmaster_Logic · 08-09-2004, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
Yes! Justice, finally!

Anwser your icq man

jwerd · 08-09-2004, 10:18 PM

omg that's fucking awesome!

boobmaster · 08-09-2004, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webmaster_Logic
Anwser your icq man

doing that now. Sorry!

Shoehorn! · 08-09-2004, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
This is the ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a
man like this. Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with

two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.

AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around
to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could
find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and
without) to his girl friend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture
and send the rest back."

HAHAHA, genius.

Eric · 08-09-2004, 11:30 PM

That bitch got what she deserved!

taboo_dude · 08-09-2004, 11:33 PM

she deserved it.

EviLGuY · 08-09-2004, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
This is the ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a
man like this. Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with

two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.

AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around
to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could
find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and
without) to his girl friend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture
and send the rest back."

LOL.. thats great, but it doesn't sound too "believeable".

tyler86ed · 08-09-2004, 11:58 PM

bringer · 08-10-2004, 12:00 AM

posted a month ago

Doctor Dre · 08-10-2004, 12:22 AM

Ok that's like the thread of the day

Lace · 08-10-2004, 12:35 AM

That is great

squeezeboobs · 08-10-2004, 01:27 AM

OWN'd

TheMob · 08-10-2004, 01:30 AM

That's been posted like a million times. It's worth a repost, I'm just saying I shouldn't spend so damn much time on GFY.

Drake · 08-10-2004, 01:50 AM

eiht_98 · 08-10-2004, 02:04 AM

BlueDesignStudios · 08-10-2004, 02:05 AM

haha LOL

WombRaider · 08-10-2004, 02:13 AM

That's hilarious!!

supremephxrce · 08-10-2004, 02:18 AM

good shit

xxxoutsourcing · 08-10-2004, 04:12 AM

ModelPerfect · 08-10-2004, 06:12 AM

Nice

MickeyG · 08-10-2004, 06:25 AM

Paul Markham · 08-10-2004, 06:43 AM

Nice one.

Spunky · 08-10-2004, 06:46 AM

That was good

Roald · 08-10-2004, 06:48 AM

haha that will teach her

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Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	The Ultimate Dear John! This is the ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a man like this. Humor in the face of defeat. A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back. So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girl friend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back." __________________ No One

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