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Old 08-09-2004, 10:01 PM  
Eric
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The Ultimate Dear John!

This is the ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a
man like this. Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with

two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.

AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around
to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could
find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and
without) to his girl friend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture
and send the rest back."
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