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Eric 08-09-2004 10:01 PM
The Ultimate Dear John!
 
This is the ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a
man like this. Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with

two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.

AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around
to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could
find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and
without) to his girl friend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture
and send the rest back."

BradM 08-09-2004 10:02 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
AWESOME

fr8 08-09-2004 10:03 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ultimate burn. Very very nice. Im sure she got real pissed.

Shortbread 08-09-2004 10:04 PM
:1orglaugh

MandyBlake 08-09-2004 10:05 PM
Very nice!
Good for him!

Webmaster_Logic 08-09-2004 10:06 PM
Hey man aint you the mod on here? why dont you take care of a of this idiot on here . I am refering to Big G :glugglug

Oracle Porn 08-09-2004 10:06 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh fucking nice....
although the girl is a fucking c.unt

Gheenz 08-09-2004 10:07 PM
Damn good burn! Good for him! :thumbsup

Jimmie 08-09-2004 10:07 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
This is the ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a
man like this. Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with

two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.

AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around
to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could
find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and
without) to his girl friend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture
and send the rest back."
LMFAO!!!!! :thumbsup

mailman 08-09-2004 10:09 PM
hahaha NICE!

Eric 08-09-2004 10:10 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Webmaster_Logic
Hey man aint you the mod on here? why dont you take care of a of this idiot on here . I am refering to Big G :glugglug

email me with threads where he is breaking rules.

boobmaster 08-09-2004 10:14 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
email me with threads where he is breaking rules.
Yes! Justice, finally! :1orglaugh

Vanilla DeVille 08-09-2004 10:16 PM
Very Nice!!!!

Webmaster_Logic 08-09-2004 10:17 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by boobmaster
Yes! Justice, finally! :1orglaugh
Anwser your icq man :glugglug

jwerd 08-09-2004 10:18 PM
omg that's fucking awesome!

boobmaster 08-09-2004 10:22 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Webmaster_Logic
Anwser your icq man :glugglug
doing that now. Sorry!

Shoehorn! 08-09-2004 10:26 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
This is the ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a
man like this. Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with

two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.

AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around
to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could
find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and
without) to his girl friend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture
and send the rest back."
HAHAHA, genius.

Eric 08-09-2004 11:30 PM
That bitch got what she deserved!

taboo_dude 08-09-2004 11:33 PM
:1orglaugh

she deserved it.

EviLGuY 08-09-2004 11:56 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
This is the ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a
man like this. Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with

two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.

AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around
to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could
find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and
without) to his girl friend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture
and send the rest back."
LOL.. thats great, but it doesn't sound too "believeable".

tyler86ed 08-09-2004 11:58 PM
:1orglaugh

bringer 08-10-2004 12:00 AM
posted a month ago

Doctor Dre 08-10-2004 12:22 AM
Ok that's like the thread of the day

Lace 08-10-2004 12:35 AM
:1orglaugh

That is great :1orglaugh :glugglug

squeezeboobs 08-10-2004 01:27 AM
OWN'd

TheMob 08-10-2004 01:30 AM
That's been posted like a million times. It's worth a repost, I'm just saying I shouldn't spend so damn much time on GFY. :2 cents:

Drake 08-10-2004 01:50 AM
:1orglaugh :thumbsup

eiht_98 08-10-2004 02:04 AM
:1orglaugh

BlueDesignStudios 08-10-2004 02:05 AM
haha LOL

WombRaider 08-10-2004 02:13 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's hilarious!!

supremephxrce 08-10-2004 02:18 AM
good shit

xxxoutsourcing 08-10-2004 04:12 AM
:1orglaugh

ModelPerfect 08-10-2004 06:12 AM
Nice :thumbsup

MickeyG 08-10-2004 06:25 AM
:1orglaugh

Paul Markham 08-10-2004 06:43 AM
Nice one. :thumbsup

Spunky 08-10-2004 06:46 AM
:1orglaugh That was good

Roald 08-10-2004 06:48 AM
haha that will teach her :1orglaugh


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