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drunkenasshole · 05-08-2001, 09:01 PM

I read somewhere that you have a prowler, was wondering if you have done or were considering to do any modifications? I picked one up in march thinking about doing some mods to add some kick to it.. but can't find a lot of feedback from prowler owners

TheWatcher · 05-08-2001, 09:53 PM

Prowlers are a rare car there are only 10 that are in New Mexico alone =O)

two are forsale tho at a dealership ehheh

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Fucker · 05-08-2001, 10:28 PM

i heard they had suspension problems, figures 2 of the 10 cant sell

Lensman · 05-08-2001, 11:03 PM

Congrats, they're the best.

I've got a Borla exhaust and cold air intake which are good for 19HP. But it really doesn't need it, it's a kick without it!

What color do you have?

drunkenasshole · 05-08-2001, 11:37 PM

mines silver, what about yours?

did you keep the front bumper on yours? i had them removed a week after i got the car.

drunkenasshole · 05-08-2001, 11:40 PM

i was checking out some exhausts, not a lot of options for the prowlers.. the HMS header/exhaust claims 22hp

Hot Tropical Babes · 05-08-2001, 11:46 PM

would someone post a pic of one of those? i am curious

Lensman · 05-08-2001, 11:51 PM

Color? Here ya go

Joe_L · 05-09-2001, 09:48 AM

you really cant do much to a prowler, the v6 is a piece of shit so supercharging is out of the question, you'd have to import a whole new engine, so the next best thing is n02, which isn't good for a crap engine, plus a 5lb tank lasts you about half a day at the track. Prowler owners usually buy for 'looks' but performance wise there really isn't much you can do with it. borla will add 19 hp like lens said for about 1500 and hms cost almost 5000 for 3 more hp- not worth it.

Drunken good move on removing the front bumpers- looks alot better now doesnt it?

MrBrian · 05-09-2001, 09:50 AM

theres been a silver one for sale by my girlfriends house at the dealer for a while...man its pimp

Joe_L · 05-09-2001, 09:58 AM

MrBrian if i remember correctly you have a couple rx-7's right? sweeet looking rides, i had a tt 2 years back, biggest mistake was to sell it

Corpsie · 05-09-2001, 03:51 PM

You could probably fit a 4.0L V8 in there
but the torsion would twist the frame.

Maybe if you put some titanium bars across
the undercarriage it wouldn't snap it in half.

Then again, it's a cruiser car, not a drag-racing hot rod.

Hot Tropical Babes · 05-09-2001, 07:51 PM

Lens, that is SWEET!!!

Corpsie · 05-09-2001, 08:18 PM

(general Q for everyone)
What kinda custom license plate would you get for a prowler?

I'm jealous *sigh*

Gemini · 05-09-2001, 08:24 PM

Bad-T-Bone Corpsie.

drunkenasshole · 05-09-2001, 08:52 PM

the 3 i chose for the plates were GRRRR 69, GRRR 69 and GRRRR 01. they didn't give me the 69's but i got the 01. should be coming in the mail any day now!

longhair · 05-09-2001, 09:02 PM

Arghhh. you guys talking about your Prowlers while I'm trying to find anything that will run for more than 6 months and costs less than 4 grand. Jealous...oh yes.

MrBrian · 05-10-2001, 12:34 AM

drunken-
there are lots of options for the prowler. just hope on the webboards.

joe l-
they actually make a sc kit for the prowler along with some other funky stuff. i do have a few rx7s. i just spend a couple hours waxing my car today

sweetjimmy · 05-10-2001, 01:25 AM

my good friend bought an rx7 a few years ago, the thing's a money pit. He's got oz rims, a blitz turbo, and a nice body kit. We blew his rear end when we raced a porsche. He has over 400 horsepower so i guess the shit stock rear end couldn't take it.

It can beat a viper off the line but the viper pulls away in third gear.

MrBrian · 05-10-2001, 02:38 AM

basically your friend cant drive.

a viper should beat a 400hp rx7 out of first gear...middle of 2nd and up the rx7 wins.

the rx7 weighs 600-700 pounds. the viper hood alone is over 100 pounds. the rx7s is all aluminum and weighs 15

ldinternet · 05-10-2001, 04:38 AM

Fucking sports cars... bunch of shit compared to one of these babies!

rip raster · 05-10-2001, 02:32 PM

nice ride lensman
got me an old school bmw 325 that I'm restoring doesn't need much but i've had the car for 10 years and kinda drove the hell out of it

great strong cars it's my third bmw

sweetjimmy · 05-10-2001, 07:55 PM

you forget i was in the car with him, that's another 175 pounds. We we're on the highway when we raced the viper so we we're already going 100kms, so i can't really say what would happen in a quarter mile. He says he beat a viper though.

I'll post a picture when i get one. If you hang around that rx7 board you've probably talked to him, who knows.

LiquorWhiskerBiscuit · 05-10-2001, 08:42 PM

ya JOE_L is right.

prowlers suck! basically just a sucker future car to get the newbie yuppie excited. All show, no go! I feel for any sap who paid $ for one of these. I heard they were giving them away for advertising once. I simply declined. Plymouth just cant make a good car since the SuperBee! too bad. I heard that a prowler cant take a simple turn at 30 MPH or it will flip. Obvious by the prehistoric front suspension.

For 42,000.00..... if youcant afford a BENZ.. at least get a Lincoln Towncar or something respectable. shit

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AC – Infinity · 05-11-2001, 09:50 AM

lincoln towncar? rofl they're respectable if you're in the back of a stretch lincoln limo.

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ldinternet · 05-11-2001, 03:12 PM

Come on guys... what will it take to convince you that sports cars suck?

You can spend $800,000 on a McLaren F1, and that car doesn't even have a back seat. Kind of reminds me of Bad Boys. "No cup holder, no back seat, this a shiny dick with two chairs in it!" ...except that the McLaren has 1 seat.

Or, $200,000 for a Rolls Royce Silver Seraph. Ride in style, built like a tank. Money well spent.

sweetjimmy · 05-11-2001, 03:46 PM

i'm not into fast cars either, especially when the speed limit's fifty.

Lord Assmore · 05-11-2001, 04:36 PM

When it comes to vehicles, I get all my satisfaction from here: http://www.yesterdaystractors.com/

They also have an awesome discussion board on antique tractors, called 'Minneapolis-Moline Tractors Discussion Board'.

kush · 05-11-2001, 11:28 PM

check out my wheels:

it gets me all the chics

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Join with this link and feel free to email me for help/info(plus I won a free 5CD player/changer at May 3rd ARS party!)

MrBrian · 05-12-2001, 12:26 AM

id-

the F1 has 3 seats...

why drive a fast car? its because i have a little penis and like being able to go from 0 to 100mph in 6.8 seconds

ldinternet · 05-12-2001, 06:04 AM

Holy shit Kush, I want one!

Corpsie · 05-12-2001, 10:27 AM

The only McLaren F1 that is North America street legal costs 1.25 million. (at least the only one I could find)

3 seats, great stereo, V-12, naturally aspirated, lowest drag coeffeicient... *drools*

ldinternet · 05-12-2001, 10:33 AM

Any of you American guys know of Rowan Atkinson, aka Mr. Bean (actor)?

He had a purple McLaren F1, and crashed the fucker! Write off.

It just goes to show, when you give someone a 230mph car, the first thing that they will do is get 230mph from it...

Hot Tropical Babes · 05-12-2001, 01:58 PM

isnt mr. bean a dork anyhow?

Corpsie · 05-12-2001, 05:25 PM

(in response to the Mr. bean crashing car incident)

When the dodge viper was initially released to engineers to take home overnight, so many of the cars ended up wrapped around telephone poles. it was unbelievable. I do believe that the engineers have to take a driving class before they're allowed to touch 'em nowadays.

Clovis · 05-12-2001, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kush:
check out my wheels:

it gets me all the chics

My guess is you get pulled over by Johnny Law about every 15 miles driving that 60's refugee

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Incognito · 05-13-2001, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kush:
check out my wheels:

it gets me all the chics

in pieces... You got to hit them really hard with such a car to get them...

PrivateEye · 12-13-2003, 05:41 AM

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05-08-2001, 09:01 PM	#1
drunkenasshole Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: between buttcheeeks Posts: 33	hey lensman about your prowler I read somewhere that you have a prowler, was wondering if you have done or were considering to do any modifications? I picked one up in march thinking about doing some mods to add some kick to it.. but can't find a lot of feedback from prowler owners

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05-08-2001, 09:53 PM	#2
TheWatcher Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico Posts: 563	Prowlers are a rare car there are only 10 that are in New Mexico alone =O) two are forsale tho at a dealership ehheh ------------------ Peace will come, just kill them all...

05-08-2001, 10:28 PM	#3
Fucker Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 298	i heard they had suspension problems, figures 2 of the 10 cant sell

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Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Congrats, they're the best. I've got a Borla exhaust and cold air intake which are good for 19HP. But it really doesn't need it, it's a kick without it! What color do you have?

05-08-2001, 11:37 PM	#5
drunkenasshole Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: between buttcheeeks Posts: 33	mines silver, what about yours? did you keep the front bumper on yours? i had them removed a week after i got the car.

05-08-2001, 11:40 PM	#6
drunkenasshole Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: between buttcheeeks Posts: 33	i was checking out some exhausts, not a lot of options for the prowlers.. the HMS header/exhaust claims 22hp

05-08-2001, 11:46 PM	#7
Hot Tropical Babes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Orlando FL Posts: 3,014	would someone post a pic of one of those? i am curious

05-08-2001, 11:51 PM	#8
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Color? Here ya go

05-09-2001, 09:48 AM	#9
Joe_L Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: southern cali! Posts: 4	you really cant do much to a prowler, the v6 is a piece of shit so supercharging is out of the question, you'd have to import a whole new engine, so the next best thing is n02, which isn't good for a crap engine, plus a 5lb tank lasts you about half a day at the track. Prowler owners usually buy for 'looks' but performance wise there really isn't much you can do with it. borla will add 19 hp like lens said for about 1500 and hms cost almost 5000 for 3 more hp- not worth it. Drunken good move on removing the front bumpers- looks alot better now doesnt it?

05-09-2001, 09:50 AM	#10
MrBrian Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,215	theres been a silver one for sale by my girlfriends house at the dealer for a while...man its pimp

05-09-2001, 09:58 AM	#11
Joe_L Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: southern cali! Posts: 4	MrBrian if i remember correctly you have a couple rx-7's right? sweeet looking rides, i had a tt 2 years back, biggest mistake was to sell it

05-09-2001, 03:51 PM	#12
Corpsie Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: detroit, mi, usa Posts: 474	You could probably fit a 4.0L V8 in there but the torsion would twist the frame. Maybe if you put some titanium bars across the undercarriage it wouldn't snap it in half. Then again, it's a cruiser car, not a drag-racing hot rod.

05-09-2001, 07:51 PM	#13
Hot Tropical Babes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Orlando FL Posts: 3,014	Lens, that is SWEET!!!

05-09-2001, 08:18 PM	#14
Corpsie Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: detroit, mi, usa Posts: 474	(general Q for everyone) What kinda custom license plate would you get for a prowler? I'm jealous sigh

05-09-2001, 08:24 PM	#15
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Bad-T-Bone Corpsie.

05-09-2001, 08:52 PM	#16
drunkenasshole Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: between buttcheeeks Posts: 33	the 3 i chose for the plates were GRRRR 69, GRRR 69 and GRRRR 01. they didn't give me the 69's but i got the 01. should be coming in the mail any day now!

05-09-2001, 09:02 PM	#17
longhair Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 198	Arghhh. you guys talking about your Prowlers while I'm trying to find anything that will run for more than 6 months and costs less than 4 grand. Jealous...oh yes.

05-10-2001, 12:34 AM	#18
MrBrian Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,215	drunken- there are lots of options for the prowler. just hope on the webboards. joe l- they actually make a sc kit for the prowler along with some other funky stuff. i do have a few rx7s. i just spend a couple hours waxing my car today

05-10-2001, 01:25 AM	#19
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	my good friend bought an rx7 a few years ago, the thing's a money pit. He's got oz rims, a blitz turbo, and a nice body kit. We blew his rear end when we raced a porsche. He has over 400 horsepower so i guess the shit stock rear end couldn't take it. It can beat a viper off the line but the viper pulls away in third gear.

05-10-2001, 02:38 AM	#20
MrBrian Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,215	basically your friend cant drive. a viper should beat a 400hp rx7 out of first gear...middle of 2nd and up the rx7 wins. the rx7 weighs 600-700 pounds. the viper hood alone is over 100 pounds. the rx7s is all aluminum and weighs 15

05-10-2001, 04:38 AM	#21
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Fucking sports cars... bunch of shit compared to one of these babies!

05-10-2001, 02:32 PM	#22
rip raster Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Everville Posts: 2,851	nice ride lensman got me an old school bmw 325 that I'm restoring doesn't need much but i've had the car for 10 years and kinda drove the hell out of it great strong cars it's my third bmw

05-10-2001, 07:55 PM	#23
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	you forget i was in the car with him, that's another 175 pounds. We we're on the highway when we raced the viper so we we're already going 100kms, so i can't really say what would happen in a quarter mile. He says he beat a viper though. I'll post a picture when i get one. If you hang around that rx7 board you've probably talked to him, who knows.

05-10-2001, 08:42 PM	#24
LiquorWhiskerBiscuit Banned Join Date: May 2001 Location: tuscaloosa, alabama Posts: 12	ya JOE_L is right. prowlers suck! basically just a sucker future car to get the newbie yuppie excited. All show, no go! I feel for any sap who paid $ for one of these. I heard they were giving them away for advertising once. I simply declined. Plymouth just cant make a good car since the SuperBee! too bad. I heard that a prowler cant take a simple turn at 30 MPH or it will flip. Obvious by the prehistoric front suspension. For 42,000.00..... if youcant afford a BENZ.. at least get a Lincoln Towncar or something respectable. shit [This message has been edited by LiquorWhiskerBiscuit (edited 05-10-2001).]

05-11-2001, 09:50 AM	#25
AC – Infinity Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Chicago Posts: 98	lincoln towncar? rofl they're respectable if you're in the back of a stretch lincoln limo. [This message has been edited by ace0r* (edited 05-11-2001).] [This message has been edited by ace0r* (edited 05-11-2001).]

05-11-2001, 03:12 PM	#26
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Come on guys... what will it take to convince you that sports cars suck? You can spend $800,000 on a McLaren F1, and that car doesn't even have a back seat. Kind of reminds me of Bad Boys. "No cup holder, no back seat, this a shiny dick with two chairs in it!" ...except that the McLaren has 1 seat. Or, $200,000 for a Rolls Royce Silver Seraph. Ride in style, built like a tank. Money well spent.

05-11-2001, 03:46 PM	#27
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	i'm not into fast cars either, especially when the speed limit's fifty.

05-11-2001, 04:36 PM	#28
Lord Assmore Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The Periphery Posts: 588	When it comes to vehicles, I get all my satisfaction from here: http://www.yesterdaystractors.com/ They also have an awesome discussion board on antique tractors, called 'Minneapolis-Moline Tractors Discussion Board'.

05-11-2001, 11:28 PM	#29
kush Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,382	check out my wheels: it gets me all the chics ------------------ Adult Revenue Service- with Maxcash I converted 1:3600 but with ARS I convert 1:375 or better with SAME TGP TRAFFIC (email for screen shots)! Join with this link and feel free to email me for help/info(plus I won a free 5CD player/changer at May 3rd ARS party!)

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MrBrian Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,215	id- the F1 has 3 seats... why drive a fast car? its because i have a little penis and like being able to go from 0 to 100mph in 6.8 seconds

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ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Holy shit Kush, I want one!