Come on guys... what will it take to convince you that sports cars suck?
You can spend $800,000 on a McLaren F1, and that car doesn't even have a back seat. Kind of reminds me of Bad Boys. "No cup holder, no back seat, this a shiny dick with two chairs in it!" ...except that the McLaren has 1 seat.
Or, $200,000 for a Rolls Royce Silver Seraph. Ride in style, built like a tank. Money well spent.