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  • D-Money
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2002
    • 9716
    #1

    * PLAYERS BALL * Big Woody Awards - Nominations? Who should get the big dick?

    The longest lasting awards in the adult internet are the Big Woody Awards. Since the beggining of the Players Balls, we've always given these awards out in January, Vegas.

    This year we will have 12 Big Woody's that are given to the individuals, not necessarily the companies or biggest money makers. Anyone can win a Big Woody for just about any reason.

    We issue these to the person who deserves the spotlight, then we make up a title for them.


    Even Snoop Dogg got a Big Woody Award, these awards have even been satired on Family Guy and also copied in the movie "Girl Next Door", in my opinion. They made it gold, but it was still an award shaped like a big dick.

    Categories include:

    Newbie Of the Year

    Player of the Year

    Pimp of the Year

    Chat Board Personality Of The year - Juicy

    Ho of the Year - Mary34D

    Best Dressed

    Comeback Player Of The Year

    Fight The Woody Award - You can guess who's gonna get that one

    Playette Of The Year

    Hottest Girl On The Net

    And 2 other awards to be named later depending on the person.


    Suggestions for awards?
    Still Ballin'
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    • Jakke PNG
      ex-TeenGodFather
      • Nov 2001
      • 20306
      #2
      I should win the "Hottest Girl On The Net"
      ..and I'm off.

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        • Jakke PNG
          ex-TeenGodFather
          • Nov 2001
          • 20306
          #3
          Originally posted by TeenGodFather
          I should win the "Hottest Girl On The Net"
          Just kidding, I'll win something next year. I want to be there to receive the award.

          Just DO NOT give "Best Dressed" to a bdjuf or other metrosexual guy.
          ..and I'm off.

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            • Nylz
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 8285
              #4
              Originally posted by TeenGodFather
              Just kidding, I'll win something next year. I want to be there to receive the award.

              Just DO NOT give "Best Dressed" to a bdjuf or other metrosexual guy.
              give it to me instead
              No sig.

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                • D-Money
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 9716
                  #5
                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                  Just kidding, I'll win something next year. I want to be there to receive the award.

                  Just DO NOT give "Best Dressed" to a bdjuf or other metrosexual guy.
                  Best dressed goes to the one dressed in a real pimp suit, coordination is the key.

                  Metrosexuals do have an advantage there, they can coordinate.

                  Why aren't you coming this year?
                  Still Ballin'

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                    • juicylinks
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992
                      #6
                      I am already a Winner

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                        • aimeesweet
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 2917
                          #7
                          I can't wait to see the nominees...will there be voting?

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                            • Jakke PNG
                              ex-TeenGodFather
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 20306
                              #8
                              Originally posted by D-Money

                              Why aren't you coming this year?
                              My girl is only 20, she won't let me go alone
                              Last edited by Jakke PNG; 11-29-2004, 12:50 PM.
                              ..and I'm off.

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                                • RRRED
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 6754
                                  #9
                                  I need a pimp suit...Lars can I borrow yours?

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                                    • D-Money
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 9716
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by aimeesweet
                                      I can't wait to see the nominees...will there be voting?
                                      No voting, voting always gets tampered with.

                                      After the last 2 elections for President, I'm not a big fan of the voting process.

                                      I'm straight up about these awards, I pick them. I've always figured that since I've been in the game since the beginning and know most people, I'm a good judge of who's worthy.

                                      Aimee Sweet should be up for Hottest Girl On The Internet.

                                      Aria won that award last time I gave that title and Woody.

                                      As of now, Aimee is in the lead for that award until others name worthy candidates.

                                      Much love.

                                      Still Ballin'

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                                        • NaughtyINC
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 1288
                                          #11
                                          cant wait d$, do me a fav and give me a shout when u have time or if its good to contact you let me know...


                                          as for the people that have never been to the party of the year, get ready for something that you will be talking about for months to come
                                          meh

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                                            • TondaB
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                                              • May 2002
                                              • 3162
                                              #12
                                              Woot Woot! I can't wait...time to start getting my outfit together
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                                                • Vanilla
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                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 8097
                                                  #13
                                                  Good Stuff!!! Notice you don't have a "donkey award"... for the biggest ass!
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                                                    • SteveLightspeed
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 7940
                                                      #14
                                                      We interrupt the Big Woody Awards for the following important message:

                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...postid=5790922

                                                      Now back to your regularly scheduled bs


                                                      Steve Lightspeed
                                                      Abra-cadabra!

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                                                        • aimeesweet
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 2917
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by D-Money
                                                          No voting, voting always gets tampered with.

                                                          After the last 2 elections for President, I'm not a big fan of the voting process.

                                                          I'm straight up about these awards, I pick them. I've always figured that since I've been in the game since the beginning and know most people, I'm a good judge of who's worthy.

                                                          Aimee Sweet should be up for Hottest Girl On The Internet.

                                                          Aria won that award last time I gave that title and Woody.

                                                          As of now, Aimee is in the lead for that award until others name worthy candidates.

                                                          Much love.


                                                          Love you D Money...Let's get together soon for dinner...

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                                                            • DirtyDanza
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                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 8375
                                                              #16
                                                              dirtiest dood of the year

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                                                                • MikeVega
                                                                  **Porntrepreneur**
                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                  • 12788
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Yo ... Give me one of those beeotches ..... weirdest sponsor ..the bathrooms ..


                                                                  Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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                                                                    • Bugbee
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                                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                                      • 4609
                                                                      #18
                                                                      only 38 days until the ball

                                                                      cant wait D, its going to be off the hook!!!
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                                                                        • D-Money
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                          • 9716
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by mvega325
                                                                          Yo ... Give me one of those beeotches ..... weirdest sponsor ..the bathrooms ..

                                                                          That would be a good one, but I can't give you one because Lightspeed will say only sponsors get them.

                                                                          Still Ballin'

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                                                                            • Harmon
                                                                              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                              • 20012
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Give MonsterCock the Newbie Of The Year Award just so someone can see him in person and jack his ass up
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                                                                                • D-Money
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                  • 9716
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Harmon, your sig rocks.
                                                                                  Still Ballin'

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                                                                                    • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                      WW4L
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 10581
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      you need "biggest C-U-N-T of the year" award. I could win that one

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                                                                                        • PhotoGreggXXX
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                          • 1616
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          6 yrs in the biz and I can't even get an invite to a players ball.
                                                                                          800 hardcore scenes for tons of reality sites....so what's up D-Money, do I hook you up with a bj...and if so, from a guy or girl?

                                                                                          Be nice to get a pass to get to one...p.s. bringing 5 hotties with me this show, have a suite at the Mandalay..hint, hint.

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                                                                                            • Harmon
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                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                              • 20012
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by D-Money
                                                                                              Harmon, your sig rocks.
                                                                                              Thanks man
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                                                                                                • BVF
                                                                                                  Black Vagina Finder
                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                  • 13975
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Harmon
                                                                                                  Thanks man
                                                                                                  That's not the underage girl right? That's the older one?

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                                                                                                    • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                      • 7940
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by D-Money
                                                                                                      That would be a good one, but I can't give you one because Lightspeed will say only sponsors get them.

                                                                                                      Nah, if that were true, I'd have got one in 2002!
                                                                                                      Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                        • thePelican
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                          • 663
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          i think i shoul dwin as i am a pelican and i have the smalles dick ever....

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                                                                                                            • D-Money
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                                              • 9716
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                                                              Nah, if that were true, I'd have got one in 2002!

                                                                                                              See, I can't be bought.
                                                                                                              Still Ballin'

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                                                                                                                • D-Money
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                  • 9716
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by PhotoGreggXXX
                                                                                                                  6 yrs in the biz and I can't even get an invite to a players ball.
                                                                                                                  800 hardcore scenes for tons of reality sites....so what's up D-Money, do I hook you up with a bj...and if so, from a guy or girl?

                                                                                                                  Be nice to get a pass to get to one...p.s. bringing 5 hotties with me this show, have a suite at the Mandalay..hint, hint.

                                                                                                                  I'd love for you to go. I think people are under the impression that I decide who's invited and who's not.

                                                                                                                  Passes are given to the sponsors, I have less then they do.

                                                                                                                  I'd hit up any of the sponsors listed on the site and make you case, let them know you have hotties to bring. I'll even recommend you to them.
                                                                                                                  Still Ballin'

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                                                                                                                    • Stewie
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                      • 3670
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Vanilla of course...

                                                                                                                      Playette Of The Year or Hottest Girl On The Net

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                                                                                                                        • D-Money
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                          • 9716
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Stewie
                                                                                                                          Vanilla of course...

                                                                                                                          Playette Of The Year or Hottest Girl On The Net
                                                                                                                          Good one.

                                                                                                                          D$ approved.
                                                                                                                          Still Ballin'

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                                                                                                                            • media
                                                                                                                              Confirmed Moneymaker
                                                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                              • 9853
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I should be nominated for "Most Up And Coming Player"

                                                                                                                              I'm fucking serious!! You've seen my transition D$!!!
                                                                                                                              I'm here for the violence!

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                                                                                                                                • D-Money
                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 9716
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by media
                                                                                                                                  I should be nominated for "Most Up And Coming Player"

                                                                                                                                  I'm fucking serious!! You've seen my transition D$!!!

                                                                                                                                  That's true. I have seen it.


                                                                                                                                  I'll keep that in mind.

                                                                                                                                  Now I'm getting ideas.


                                                                                                                                  More ideas! Who else should get one and why?
                                                                                                                                  Still Ballin'

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                                                                                                                                    • cayne
                                                                                                                                      My time is coming...
                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 7475
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                                                                      I am already a Winner
                                                                                                                                      Yes I think you are nominated permanently for the next 10 years! ;)

                                                                                                                                      and for Hottest Girl On The Net:
                                                                                                                                      a fight between: nicki nevada and teen kelly.
                                                                                                                                      Last edited by cayne; 11-29-2004, 02:50 PM.
                                                                                                                                      If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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                                                                                                                                        • D-Money
                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 9716
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by cayne
                                                                                                                                          Yes I think you are nominated permanently for the next 10 years! ;)

                                                                                                                                          and for Hottest Girl On The Net:
                                                                                                                                          a fight between: nicki nevada and teen kelly.
                                                                                                                                          Are they old enough to get into the Players Ball?

                                                                                                                                          It might be 21 and over, waiting to see if we can let in 18 and over.
                                                                                                                                          Still Ballin'

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                                                                                                                                            • cayne
                                                                                                                                              My time is coming...
                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 7475
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by D-Money
                                                                                                                                              Are they old enough to get into the Players Ball?

                                                                                                                                              It might be 21 and over, waiting to see if we can let in 18 and over.
                                                                                                                                              I think so. But I'm not sure...
                                                                                                                                              If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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                                                                                                                                                • buddyjuf
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  BEST DRESSED FOR ME BABY!!!

                                                                                                                                                  MS4L

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                                                                                                                                                    • Jace
                                                                                                                                                      FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 35562
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by D-Money
                                                                                                                                                      Are they old enough to get into the Players Ball?

                                                                                                                                                      It might be 21 and over, waiting to see if we can let in 18 and over.
                                                                                                                                                      hahahaha, now won't that be funny

                                                                                                                                                      most of the newest hottest girls in the biz are 18-20

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                                                                                                                                                        • MrIzzz
                                                                                                                                                          If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 22923
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          ahem ahem

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                                                                                                                                                            • Jace
                                                                                                                                                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                              • 35562
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              did you ever get a bathroom sponsor?

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                                                                                                                                                                • JJSLIMM
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 1414
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by D-Money


                                                                                                                                                                  Aimee Sweet should be up for Hottest Girl On The Internet.

                                                                                                                                                                  I agree... it would be real nice to see a big wooden dick with my big wooden pussy!


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                                                                                                                                                                    • boneprone
                                                                                                                                                                      Hall Of Fame
                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 34415
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      I have a small woody..

                                                                                                                                                                      Any awards for that?

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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 67369
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by boneprone
                                                                                                                                                                          I have a small woody..

                                                                                                                                                                          Any awards for that?

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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Poppy
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Asian of the year

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