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mary34d · 07-09-2004, 11:06 AM

ONLY 500 MEMBERS ALLOW AT A TIME

someone needs to invest in more bandwith

neverlearn · 07-09-2004, 11:07 AM

thats gay

candyflip · 07-09-2004, 11:07 AM

I wouldn't know...I can't ever log in for the same reason.

MinX · 07-09-2004, 11:08 AM

Blimey thats not a lot.

Babagirls · 07-09-2004, 11:08 AM

its cool if you can log in

i lucked out yesterday and got on the 2nd try. havent been able to go back on it since.

that 500 members at a time bullshit is retarded.

Sly_RJ · 07-09-2004, 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by mary34d
ONLY 500 MEMBERS ALLOW AT A TIME

someone needs to invest in more bandwith

Yeh, I bet more bandwidth will do the trick.

Someone needs to stick to sucking dick.

NaughtyJenn · 07-09-2004, 11:09 AM

mary.. the board works great.. not about investing more b/w its about them having so many people all at once they have to limit until things are under control...

i dont think its cool to bash another board especially since dreamtank has had a great name in this community...

Meta Ridley · 07-09-2004, 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Yeh, I bet more bandwidth will do the trick.

Someone needs to stick to sucking dick.

Tom_PMs · 07-09-2004, 11:10 AM

They simply are testing the system before unleashing it to everyone at once, mary.

They dont want it to crash and burn like the first time.

Last night I was on for awhile and Howard was on and I posted in that thread, went to pee for about 2 minutes, came back and refreshed, and the thread was 2 more pages long!
In a half hour that thread went from 2 pages to 13 pages.

wvuatl · 07-09-2004, 11:11 AM

I agree

Howards site and MB is a let down for sure

Fletch XXX · 07-09-2004, 11:11 AM

there are PLENTY more boards on the net

Joesho · 07-09-2004, 11:12 AM

I Like Howard

gornyhuy · 07-09-2004, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Yeh, I bet more bandwidth will do the trick.

Someone needs to stick to sucking dick.

Ouch!~

TDF · 07-09-2004, 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by Joesho
I Like Howard

id rather listen to leykis

SlickCash Sarah · 07-09-2004, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Yeh, I bet more bandwidth will do the trick.

Someone needs to stick to sucking dick.

Mr. Jim · 07-09-2004, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mary34d
ONLY 500 MEMBERS ALLOW AT A TIME

someone needs to invest in more bandwith

We are load testing right now.....btw we just bumped to 750

the volume is insane we have to see what the habits are before we just open the flood gates.....

should be running wide open by next week ready for Howard to return from vacation

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-09-2004, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Yeh, I bet more bandwidth will do the trick.

Someone needs to stick to sucking dick.

Fletch XXX · 07-09-2004, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimholio
We are load testing right now.....btw we just bumped to 750

the volume is insane we have to see what the habits are before we just open the flood gates.....

should be running wide open by next week ready for Howard to return from vacation

Jim, 750 is nothing.

there are pot smoking boards that sound more busy.

I know stoner boards with 2500+ daily users.

Howard and crew need to do better than this man.

sounds like its hype building for advertising rates to be honest.

if sites like Consumption Junction can provide thousands of users DOWNLOADING gigs of movies, a message board running templates can surely handle a couple thousand users, no?

As I said, I post on boards were thousands play, bigger than GFY and other adult boards combined.

mary34d · 07-09-2004, 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
mary.. the board works great.. not about investing more b/w its about them having so many people all at once they have to limit until things are under control...

i dont think its cool to bash another board especially since dreamtank has had a great name in this community...

ya, it does when you can log in...however after my 4th try today when 505 members were on, i gave up.

Mr. Jim · 07-09-2004, 11:19 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Jim, 750 is nothing.

there are pot smoking boards that sound more busy.

I know stoner boards with 2500+ daily users.

Howard and crew need to do better than this man.

sounds like its hype building for advertising rates to be honest.

if sites like Consumption Junction can provide thousands of users DOWNLOADING gigs of movies, a message board running templates can surely handle a couple thousand users, no?

As I said, I post on boards were thousands play, bigger than GFY and other adult boards combined.

I dont care Fletch....we are testing....what else do I need to say.....

so we are not running wide open yet.....

mary34d · 07-09-2004, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Yeh, I bet more bandwidth will do the trick.

Someone needs to stick to sucking dick.

u coming over...

right now, i'm trying to sell them some level 3 bandwidth

Joe Kidd · 07-09-2004, 11:21 AM

Why don't you have Howard dress up as a Bus driver and maybe he'll allow an exception for you to come in.

Juicy D. Links · 07-09-2004, 11:22 AM

We are raising it slowly , BW has nothing to do with it btw.

baddog · 07-09-2004, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mary34d
ONLY 500 MEMBERS ALLOW AT A TIME

someone needs to invest in more bandwith

so don't go there, it will leave a spot for someone else

Fletch XXX · 07-09-2004, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimholio
I dont care Fletch....we are testing....what else do I need to say.....

so we are not running wide open yet.....

You dont care?

well you guys are throwing money out the window and these excuses are like calling in sick on Monday.

a mesage board is nothing but a few templates, you guys make it sound like the fucking thing is burning 250 gigs a second (rotten.com was doing this years ago?)

I dont understand how it can be so hard, im surfing a board right now with 1300 users posting, no problems.

but here is Howward Stern whining about bandwidth?

c'mon man, we deserve a little more than that crap.

the guy is richer than god, its advertising rate hype ;)

Sly_RJ · 07-09-2004, 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

I know stoner boards with 2500+ daily users.

Daily users or simultaneous users? And were they all dumped on immediately or did the boards slowly grow?

Mr. Jim · 07-09-2004, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babagirls
its cool if you can log in

i lucked out yesterday and got on the 2nd try. havent been able to go back on it since.

that 500 members at a time bullshit is retarded.

how about I clip your user name....how retarded will that be

WE ARE FUCKING TESTING

baddog · 07-09-2004, 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by mary34d
ya, it does when you can log in...however after my 4th try today when 505 members were on, i gave up.

great . . . so we can count on you to stay out?

it is funny, every time I have tried to login, I got in right away

Juicy D. Links · 07-09-2004, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Jim, 750 is nothing.

there are pot smoking boards that sound more busy.

I know stoner boards with 2500+ daily users.

Howard and crew need to do better than this man.

sounds like its hype building for advertising rates to be honest.

if sites like Consumption Junction can provide thousands of users DOWNLOADING gigs of movies, a message board running templates can surely handle a couple thousand users, no?

As I said, I post on boards were thousands play, bigger than GFY and other adult boards combined.

Fletch the flood gates arent fully open yet. We are tweaking it , and such.

Fletch XXX · 07-09-2004, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Daily users or simultaneous users? And were they all dumped on immediately or did the boards slowly grow?

im on a board right now with 1200+ users and that is 11 am on a weekday.

weeknights and weekends is 3k+

baddog · 07-09-2004, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Fletch the flood gates arent fully open yet. We are tweaking it , and such.

I think you need to say it a few more times, then they might get it

Fletch XXX · 07-09-2004, 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Fletch the flood gates arent fully open yet. We are tweaking it , and such.

i dont know what a floodgate is besides the band

hahaha

even PK has what 10+ severs? ;)

Mr. Jim · 07-09-2004, 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
im on a board right now with 1200+ users and that is 11 am on a weekday.

weeknights and weekends is 3k+

good for you......

fletch gets the I'm a super board kid t-shirt

Juicy D. Links · 07-09-2004, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
i dont know what a floodgate is besides the band

hahaha

even PK has what 10+ severs? ;)

Fletch on Fri i believe 60k plus people simultaneously tried to get in that when the shit hit the fan.....

The servers can handle more as Dreamtank has that under control. We are just raising it slowly and monitoring it.

BTW I am still good looking

Fletch XXX · 07-09-2004, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimholio
good for you......

fletch gets the I'm a super board kid t-shirt

why the attitude?

when i was excited about the HS board you were cool.

because I have not even been able to post, now I catch shit from you for speaking my mind?

I told you i was going to go over there and post, you were glad.

now because its been what 2 weeks of these excuses I am the lame one.

too funny.

kid? nah, that is probably the 501 people on that board.

dont give me shit because I speak my mind.

SlickCash Sarah · 07-09-2004, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimholio
good for you......

fletch gets the I'm a super board kid t-shirt

Fletch XXX · 07-09-2004, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Fletch on Fri i believe 60k plus people simultaneously tried to get in that when the shit hit the fan.....

The servers can handle more as Dreamtank has that under control. We are just raising it slowly and monitoring it.

BTW I am still good looking

thats cool Juicy, its obvious I have struck a nerve with Jimmy and this conversation can serve no purpose.

people rather use excuses than their brains or resources, not my fault.

good luck with it

Mr. Jim · 07-09-2004, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
You dont care?

well you guys are throwing money out the window and these excuses are like calling in sick on Monday.

a mesage board is nothing but a few templates, you guys make it sound like the fucking thing is burning 250 gigs a second (rotten.com was doing this years ago?)

I dont understand how it can be so hard, im surfing a board right now with 1300 users posting, no problems.

but here is Howward Stern whining about bandwidth?

c'mon man, we deserve a little more than that crap.

the guy is richer than god, its advertising rate hype ;)

Maybe we need to being you in Fletch sounds like we can solve all our problems that way.....

and 34douche bag fuck off......

Like you have anything to contribute other than dropping your pants......

you want to bash me step and take a shot....we are a compnay that has been given a shot at something huge......I have been around this community for awhile and you are like a bad fucking pop song you are around so much in the beginning but after six months not a soul feels like hearing you....

Fletch XXX · 07-09-2004, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimholio
Maybe we need to being you in Fletch sounds like we can solve all our problems that way.....

and 34douche bag fuck off......

Like you have anything to contribute other than dropping your pants......

you want to bash me step and take a shot....we are a compnay that has been given a shot at something huge......I have been around this community for awhile and you are like a bad fucking pop song you are around so much in the beginning but after six months not a soul feels like hearing you....

i didnt bash you, i was voicing my opinion and desire to be able to post on Howards board.

i guess you rather talk shit instead of fixing the board.

anyway, seriously, im off to another board now, later

Jace · 07-09-2004, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimholio
good for you......

fletch gets the I'm a super board kid t-shirt

rofl

can i get one of those t-shirts too?

Semi-Retired-Dave · 07-09-2004, 04:13 PM

Although Dream Tank is LA's biggest hosting facility, you guys must understand Howard stern message board is most likely the Internets Largest, and busiest board to date.

Just like everything else, you usually don't expect success till you try it and they had the balls to land the account and do it.
Instead of putting them down, maybe they should get props for landing such a big account.

Everyone here is like family and we should all help each other and work with each other and give credit where credit is due. What's up with the Negative attitude.

Sorry for blabbering but man that pisses me off.

lickmymonster · 07-09-2004, 04:23 PM

No sign in problems in Bush country.

Where the locals will threaten your life
if they see you loging on to Howard Stern.

aeon · 07-09-2004, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Although Dream Tank is LA's biggest hosting facility, you guys must understand Howard stern message board is most likely the Internets Largest, and busiest board to date.

Just like everything else, you usually don't expect success till you try it and they had the balls to land the account and do it.
Instead of putting them down, maybe they should get props for landing such a big account.

Everyone here is like family and we should all help each other and work with each other and give credit where credit is due. What's up with the Negative attitude.

Sorry for blabbering but man that pisses me off.

Some people know everything about nothing. Howard stern wouldn't even waste time with most of the people here.

Post count doesn't matter in the real world. Kudo's to that Jim guy & the dream tank people for setting this up. It had to be a bitch.

chodadog · 07-09-2004, 04:34 PM

You suck.

Bus drivers.

baddog · 07-09-2004, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Everyone here is like family and we should all help each other and work with each other and give credit where credit is due.

you have obviously never met my family

Semi-Retired-Dave · 07-09-2004, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
you have obviously never met my family

Oooops, sorry. My bad.

RRRED · 07-09-2004, 05:10 PM

Why is everyone whining so much? Looks like the board was about 1000 times more successful with its launch than anyone expected. That's not a bad kind of fuckup

I was there the first night and was absolutelly floored by the activity... There couldn't have been any way to predict that. I'm sure everything will be running smoothely within the week as they are telling us.

aeon · 07-09-2004, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Oooops, sorry. My bad.

go register...seems like a cool board.

jimmyf · 07-09-2004, 05:21 PM

what's the URL ?

Mr. Jim · 07-09-2004, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Although Dream Tank is LA's biggest hosting facility, you guys must understand Howard stern message board is most likely the Internets Largest, and busiest board to date.

Just like everything else, you usually don't expect success till you try it and they had the balls to land the account and do it.
Instead of putting them down, maybe they should get props for landing such a big account.

Everyone here is like family and we should all help each other and work with each other and give credit where credit is due. What's up with the Negative attitude.

Sorry for blabbering but man that pisses me off.

Wow!

Thank You Dave.......

Frtom all of us here......I cannot tell you how much we appreciate that....coming from you that is the highest of compliments.

we are certainly one of the bigger ...... I know we definately have more fiber than anyone !!!

07-09-2004, 11:06 AM	#1
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NaughtyJenn Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 7,355	mary.. the board works great.. not about investing more b/w its about them having so many people all at once they have to limit until things are under control... i dont think its cool to bash another board especially since dreamtank has had a great name in this community...

07-09-2004, 11:10 AM	#9
Tom_PMs Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,049	They simply are testing the system before unleashing it to everyone at once, mary. They dont want it to crash and burn like the first time. Last night I was on for awhile and Howard was on and I posted in that thread, went to pee for about 2 minutes, came back and refreshed, and the thread was 2 more pages long! In a half hour that thread went from 2 pages to 13 pages. __________________ You've read it, you can't unread it.

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07-09-2004, 11:11 AM	#11
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07-09-2004, 11:21 AM	#22
Joe Kidd Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 26	Why don't you have Howard dress up as a Bus driver and maybe he'll allow an exception for you to come in.

07-09-2004, 11:22 AM	#23
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	We are raising it slowly , BW has nothing to do with it btw.

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Semi-Retired-Dave Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: LA Posts: 11,190	Although Dream Tank is LA's biggest hosting facility, you guys must understand Howard stern message board is most likely the Internets Largest, and busiest board to date. Just like everything else, you usually don't expect success till you try it and they had the balls to land the account and do it. Instead of putting them down, maybe they should get props for landing such a big account. Everyone here is like family and we should all help each other and work with each other and give credit where credit is due. What's up with the Negative attitude. Sorry for blabbering but man that pisses me off. __________________ Support a Good Cause

07-09-2004, 04:23 PM	#42
lickmymonster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: **Houston * Posts: 628	No sign in problems in Bush country. Where the locals will threaten your life if they see you loging on to Howard Stern.

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07-09-2004, 05:10 PM	#47
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Why is everyone whining so much? Looks like the board was about 1000 times more successful with its launch than anyone expected. That's not a bad kind of fuckup I was there the first night and was absolutelly floored by the activity... There couldn't have been any way to predict that. I'm sure everything will be running smoothely within the week as they are telling us.

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