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ytcracker · 06-09-2004, 07:47 PM

i got an unpleasent letter

i think my butt will be stinging in jail soon

freeadultcontent · 06-09-2004, 07:48 PM

Ive settled IRS problems for pennies on the dollar.
opps comerical flashback.

Yes I have, what kind of letter man?

pornstar2pac · 06-09-2004, 07:48 PM

don't fuck around with them. they are very serious. if you ever took advice from me on a post it's this one.

SlickRick · 06-09-2004, 07:50 PM

Ya don't fuck with them I got away from paying them.

beemk · 06-09-2004, 07:51 PM

damn that sucks, what happened?

ytcracker · 06-09-2004, 07:51 PM

a failure to file letter for 2k2

i dont think i did either

i probably owe around 7k minus penalties and i had a w2 that year along with 1099s

i dunno if i should get an accountant to try to fenaggle it or some kind of tax lawyer though - i got hit with a ton of expenses recently

they timed this perfect

Nismo · 06-09-2004, 07:51 PM

I hope I never get an unpleasant IRS letter

TheHitman · 06-09-2004, 07:51 PM

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TheHitman · 06-09-2004, 07:52 PM

also many times they give you the option of a payment plan

chupacabra · 06-09-2004, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by ytcracker
a failure to file letter for 2k2

i dont think i did either

i probably owe around 7k minus penalties and i had a w2 that year along with 1099s

i dunno if i should get an accountant to try to fenaggle it or some kind of tax lawyer though - i got hit with a ton of expenses recently

they timed this perfect

did you have 1099's issued to you by a third-party (employer, sponsor)..?

ytcracker · 06-09-2004, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by TheHitman
also many times they give you the option of a payment plan

yea they have that on the letter
like if u want to pay us in installments let us know

nice irs

ytcracker · 06-09-2004, 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by chupacabra
did you have 1099's issued to you by a third-party (employer, sponsor)..?

yea from sponsors i had a few 1099s

TheHitman · 06-09-2004, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by ytcracker
yea they have that on the letter
like if u want to pay us in installments let us know

nice irs

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ytcracker · 06-09-2004, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by TheHitman
./hack records.internal.irs.gov

id rather not further my journey into jail

pornstar2pac · 06-09-2004, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by ytcracker
yea they have that on the letter
like if u want to pay us in installments let us know

nice irs

go for it. you can write them and say I can pay xxxx a month and they have to agree. My father did that in the 1990. he owed like $15,000 in taxes and they settled on $25 a month as payment

almighty · 06-09-2004, 08:00 PM

sux man but jail is usually only for tax evasion i owe the irs around 14k and have owed this for about 5-6 yrs they finally did a letter to my work for a payroll deduct only allowing me $200 a week to live on i simply called them gave tem all my have to pay bills explained i an sole income in household with kdis and they lifted the levy ;) and i still havent paid them any money good luck

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pornstar2pac · 06-09-2004, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by jojojo
btw for you fewls who dont know what time it is...

YTC is a badass muthafucking rapper bitch:

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download my fav track "necro means dead"

I just listened to suicide - its tizzight

he raps? I thought he was the master hacker???

ytcracker · 06-09-2004, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by pornstar2pac
go for it. you can write them and say I can pay xxxx a month and they have to agree. My father did that in the 1990. he owed like $15,000 in taxes and they settled on $25 a month as payment

ur kidding me i think
but anythings worth a shot

ytcracker · 06-09-2004, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by almighty
sux man but jail is usually only for tax evasion i owe the irs around 14k and have owed this for about 5-6 yrs they finally did a letter to my work for a payroll deduct only allowing me $200 a week to live on i simply called them gave tem all my have to pay bills explained i an sole income in household with kdis and they lifted the levy ;) and i still havent paid them any money good luck

i dont mind paying the government i just dont want to go to jail over it

obviously though the least i have to pay the better

jojojo · 06-09-2004, 08:05 PM

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he raps? I thought he was the master hacker???

w3rd he owns - download necro means dead and "hotel game" - his best work IMO

pornstar2pac · 06-09-2004, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by ytcracker
ur kidding me i think
but anythings worth a shot

no joke bro. they have to accept what ever you say you can afford to pay them. you can say $10 a week, $25 a month, $1,000 everyday. doesn't matter. it shows a sign of good faith. the only drawback is the interest it collects thur the years. My father pasted away 6 years ago and nows owes $0 to the IRS

ytcracker · 06-09-2004, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by pornstar2pac
no joke bro. they have to accept what ever you say you can afford to pay them. you can say $10 a week, $25 a month, $1,000 everyday. doesn't matter. it shows a sign of good faith. the only drawback is the interest it collects thur the years. My father pasted away 6 years ago and nows owes $0 to the IRS

ill have to talk to them

id rather not have that shit hanging over my head though

pornstar2pac · 06-09-2004, 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by ytcracker
ill have to talk to them

id rather not have that shit hanging over my head though

yeah, if you can pay it off do it. but remember you will be looked at everyyear for now on. that's why you have to learn about setting up offshore accounts and a few other things where your safe. I won't get into it now. just something to think about if your gonna be a big baller later in life

ytcracker · 06-09-2004, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by pornstar2pac
yeah, if you can pay it off do it. but remember you will be looked at everyyear for now on. that's why you have to learn about setting up offshore accounts and a few other things where your safe. I won't get into it now. just something to think about if your gonna be a big baller later in life

yea ive earned myself a lifetime trip to the audit bin

collegeclam · 06-09-2004, 08:21 PM

youre an idiot not filing on time and having enough deductions to cover most of your taxes.

the last thing you want is the irs hounding you, even if its for ten bucks a month. it will get annoying.

also, the irs has this thing where they wait a while before nailing you...let you think you got away with whatever, then they hit you when you least expect it.

ytcracker · 06-09-2004, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by collegeclam
youre an idiot not filing on time and having enough deductions to cover most of your taxes.

the last thing you want is the irs hounding you, even if its for ten bucks a month. it will get annoying.

also, the irs has this thing where they wait a while before nailing you...let you think you got away with whatever, then they hit you when you least expect it.

yea i know im an idiot

i have this bad habit of begging for forgiveness rather than asking for permission

its terrible

BVF · 06-09-2004, 08:25 PM

shit man you could sell the rolex and call it a day

ytcracker · 06-09-2004, 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by BVF
shit man you could sell the rolex and call it a day

i probably have a lot of crap i could write off from 2k2 i need to hit up people i dealt with

undermyspell · 06-09-2004, 08:32 PM

the IRS definitely has a long reach.. best to try to settle it some way or another and if it's a large amount of money get a good tax attorney and CPA.

Just a little tidbit though: At one time not so long ago the laws stated that it was against the law not to report your income. However, there was no law stating that you had to pay any taxes on that income. I'm sure they've changed it up but this law was in effect within my lifetime and i'm not ancient.

ytcracker · 06-09-2004, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by undermyspell
the IRS definitely has a long reach.. best to try to settle it some way or another and if it's a large amount of money get a good tax attorney and CPA.

Just a little tidbit though: At one time not so long ago the laws stated that it was against the law not to report your income. However, there was no law stating that you had to pay any taxes on that income. I'm sure they've changed it up but this law was in effect within my lifetime and i'm not ancient.

ill just watch late night tv theres always some ambulance chaser who seems to know about tax law

brand0n · 06-09-2004, 08:52 PM

just pay em. your cool bro. they dont want to put you in jail. that costs them money. they want your money. work out a payment plan and stick 2 it.

work out deals with your main sponsors to pay you in cash

slapass · 06-09-2004, 09:22 PM

Get a tax attourney. Just ask your accountant who he recommends. If you go it alone they will demand penalties and interest. If you get an attourney he will get the money you would have paid in penalties and interest but you will feel better the whole time with someone who knows WTF is going on, on your side.

mandrake · 06-09-2004, 09:29 PM

IRS are a cross between the Wafen SS and the Mafia dont fuck with those guys they will chase you to the end of the earth and back

CamChicks · 06-09-2004, 09:30 PM

You can't go to jail for not filing paperwork.
You can only go to jail if you file false info.
Worst case scenerio, you owe them money.

ytcracker · 06-09-2004, 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by CamChicks
You can't go to jail for not filing paperwork.
You can only go to jail if you file false info.
Worst case scenerio, you owe them money.

thanks a million for alleviating my concerns
im mostly concerned about jail than anything
but if my fears are unfounded then screw it i will pay them some money

BarneyRubble · 06-09-2004, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by CamChicks
You can't go to jail for not filing paperwork.
You can only go to jail if you file false info.
Worst case scenerio, you owe them money.

Not True! If the IRS can satisfy a judge that you knowingly did not file, this is a felony called Tax Evasion, and yes you can have a bench warrant issued in absentia even.

I studied tax laws in both US and Canada in my previous employ.

Tell them you can afford $25 a week, and just start paying them off. No biggie. Also you will want to get your accountant to file that return. The govt are bastards if they have to assess you. You won't get any of the tax breaks you may be intitled to. They will just take your 1099s and whatever info they have on your income for that year, and tell you you owe them whatever the tables say, no deductions, no writeoffs.

You should be allowed to maximize your retirement savings going 2 years back also so by doing that, you ca also take a big chunk out of what you owe.

You can also give your spouse a one-time tax free gift of up to 60K I think ... so if you are looking to "hide some income" you may want to ask your accountant about that.

It has been several years since I have had anything to do with taxation laws, so you will want to get a free consultaion with a good accountant referred to you by somebody you know.

Hope this helps

BarneyRubble · 06-09-2004, 10:24 PM

Not looking to scare ya, but you have the right to correct info.
Usually though it is very high income individuals or corporations, or the same which are several years delinquent that are the first ones the IRS will go after.

The best advice I can give you is find an accountant that comes recommended by somebody you know, get that return filed, albeit late, and then make some minimal payment arrangements on any balance you may still have.

I highly doubt you will go to jail, but don't play the lottery on this either man

ytcracker · 06-09-2004, 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by BarneyRubble
Not looking to scare ya, but you have the right to correct info.
Usually though it is very high income individuals or corporations, or the same which are several years delinquent that are the first ones the IRS will go after.

The best advice I can give you is find an accountant that comes recommended by somebody you know, get that return filed, albeit late, and then make some minimal payment arrangements on any balance you may still have.

I highly doubt you will go to jail, but don't play the lottery on this either man

thanks a million!

yea my not filing stemmed from a great deal of ignorance - i didnt really want to try to defraud the government or anything.

i'm going to get this all hopefully resolved tommorrow.

WiredGuy · 06-09-2004, 10:33 PM

It's not that serious when you get the letter. It's when the auditor comes to your offices or when you need a lawyer when it gets ugly. Or better yet when the auditor comes escorted by the feds. I've had some lovely run-ins with those cocksuckers. After paying my lawyer a huge bill, I got nothing more than a slap on the wrist (so far).

WG

CamChicks · 06-09-2004, 10:34 PM

unless you're Al Capone, you're not going to go to jail;
literally millions of americans are too lazy to file taxes.

angelsofporn · 06-09-2004, 10:37 PM

I am sending them a fucking cashier's check for 80k on monday.
thats right 80,000
Fucking shitass fuckheads

Webby · 06-09-2004, 10:40 PM

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has anyone dealt with the IRS before?

Several have - the IRS has this thing about "dealing" with people

tony286 · 06-09-2004, 10:45 PM

Some of you guys are funny. You need to go to a accountant and its not like you just say I can pay 25 dollars and they go ok. You have fill out paperwork to showing what you have and what your expenses are. Dont fuck around with them , they have been playing this game for a long time. Look at your financials and see what you really can pay and get it paid as quickly as possible.
You dont need a tax lawyer if the letter says lets make payments , if you ignore this letter you could have problems. If they are going to arrest you they dont send a letter. They come with a big truck and take all your shit. lol

marzzo · 06-09-2004, 10:58 PM

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Originally posted by angelsofporn
I am sending them a fucking cashier's check for 80k on monday.
thats right 80,000
Fucking shitass fuckheads

Holy crap, I hope that's not quarterly prepaid.

reynold · 06-09-2004, 11:11 PM

I hope everything turns out ok.

mal · 06-10-2004, 12:20 AM

does the irs know how much money we make through paypal?

pure energy · 06-10-2004, 02:56 AM

80k is no joke!

ytcracker · 06-10-2004, 06:53 AM

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Originally posted by angelsofporn
I am sending them a fucking cashier's check for 80k on monday.
thats right 80,000
Fucking shitass fuckheads

fucking 80k?

thats a boatload - i definitely feel for you
my problems pale in comparison

benc · 06-10-2004, 06:58 AM

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