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SleazyDream · 05-28-2004, 10:34 PM

i kept passing deer in the dirch tonight - scarry - i've never hit one before - lucky i guess. was in a car once where someone else hit one - the deer rolled off the car - weird - and walked away - it got real lucky as did we. I thought it was comming though the windshield but lucked out.

anyone here ( i know JFK DID) ever hit a deer on the highway?

The Truth Hurts · 05-28-2004, 10:36 PM

what is a dirch?

brizzad · 05-28-2004, 10:37 PM

wtf is a dirch negro?

69pornlinks · 05-28-2004, 10:39 PM

i never in my life seen someone misspell words on a constant basis, either use a dictionary or google

HS-Trixxxia · 05-28-2004, 10:40 PM

Dirch = Ditch

Never happened to me, but happened to my brother & sister-in-law when she was 8 months pregnant. He tried not to hit it but there was ice. They totalled the full front of the car & the deer didn't make it.

brizzad · 05-28-2004, 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks
i never in my life seen someone misspell words on a constant basis, either use a dictionary or google

or type it up in word and do spell check, then c and p it over to gfy

SleazyDream · 05-28-2004, 10:40 PM

some people are destined for greatness - others are destined to correct their spelling and typos.

i know my fate - and it looks like you've sealed yours.

The Truth Hurts · 05-28-2004, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by Trixxxia
Dirch = Ditch

that's what i figured, but he did it twice, so i thought it was something only found in canada.

TAMPA_TOKER · 05-28-2004, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
or type it up in word and do spell check, then c and p it over to gfy

Thats what i do

69pornlinks · 05-28-2004, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
some people are destined for greatness - others are destined to correct their spelling and typos.

i know my fate - and it looks like you've sealed yours.

WIRD,

nathan_f · 05-28-2004, 10:48 PM

nup, just a racoon, couldnt avoid it safely in time..

jdog31 · 05-28-2004, 10:49 PM

have been there just after one got hit, but never hit one

sinkiss · 05-28-2004, 10:51 PM

i did several yrs ago. swerved to miss it but hit it in the butt. it lived tho.

OzMan · 05-28-2004, 11:05 PM

smokingdawn · 05-29-2004, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks
i never in my life seen someone misspell words on a constant basis, either use a dictionary or google

Awesome idea....lol

twistyneck · 05-29-2004, 12:46 AM

Hit a few a long time ago totally fucking up one car and just denting another one a little bit. You never forget that THUD sound.

EviLGuY · 05-29-2004, 02:15 AM

I've never hit anything driving.. I wont really drive highways at night though, so thats probably why.

candyflip · 05-29-2004, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
some people are destined for greatness - others are destined to correct their spelling and typos.

i know my fate - and it looks like you've sealed yours.

Getting it wrong once is a spelling mistake or typo. Getting it wrong twice...you just can't spell

Marcus Aurelius · 05-29-2004, 03:29 AM

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Originally posted by Trixxxia
They totalled the full front of the car & the deer didn't make it.

Honestly, if the deer got up, brushed himself off, and looked okay after totalling my car, He still wouldnt make it, cause I would chase him down on foot and bite his jugular in half like a lion in africa.

WarChild · 05-29-2004, 03:30 AM

I smoked a deer once with the corner of a 2000 Camaro SS .. Fucking tank didn't skip a beat, Deer got tossed right out of the way. Stopped to make sure it was dead, and not suffering .. but it scampered off. Chances are it died.

The lady at the insurance company said in a cold tone "I hope you can PROVE you hit a Deer sir .. Otherwise your insurance will go up" ... Good thing I had deer hair embeded in the paint.

StRoGE · 05-29-2004, 03:37 AM

My ex-girlfriend seemed to have a problem with hitting deer, but I've never hit one myself. Came close once (like 6 inches from the drivers side mirror), but thats it. My fingers are crossed.
Hitting deer can be deadly.

Aquarius · 05-29-2004, 03:39 AM

Luckly I haven't, I hope I never do.

JFK · 05-29-2004, 05:53 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
i kept passing deer in the dirch tonight - scarry - i've never hit one before - lucky i guess. was in a car once where someone else hit one - the deer rolled off the car - weird - and walked away - it got real lucky as did we. I thought it was comming though the windshield but lucked out.

anyone here ( i know JFK DID) ever hit a deer on the highway?

Yes I did Sleazy, on My Harley, not an Experience I would recommend

cayne · 05-29-2004, 05:56 AM

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Originally posted by OzMan

Woha, that's gonna hurt :/

brizzad · 07-04-2004, 10:05 PM

BUMP

anyone remember this thraed?

187 · 07-04-2004, 10:10 PM

25

it's murdaaa

pimplink · 07-04-2004, 10:23 PM

Nah, I'm lucky didn't experience it yet.

emthree · 07-04-2004, 10:25 PM

Since you guys seem to be having an overflow with deer and rabbits, please catch some and bring it to NY for me.

pure energy · 07-05-2004, 12:10 AM

I can't imagine hitting a deer.

ArikaAmes · 07-05-2004, 12:13 AM

Came super close once. When I went up to Cleveland, there was one right in the center lane of the highway. No idea how it got there. It didn't look like it had been hit, just looked like it had dropped dead right in the middle (there were no cars off to the side either). I swurved and missed it though...yah!!! But it was sooooo huge, it took up the whole lane!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-05-2004, 12:16 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
i kept passing deer in the dirch tonight - scarry - i've never hit one before - lucky i guess. was in a car once where someone else hit one - the deer rolled off the car - weird - and walked away - it got real lucky as did we. I thought it was comming though the windshield but lucked out.

anyone here ( i know JFK DID) ever hit a deer on the highway?

these people did and wont live to tell about it

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm..._crash21m.html

Marcus Aurelius · 07-05-2004, 12:19 AM

I hear DIRCH deer are the deadliest!

Mr.Fiction · 07-05-2004, 12:22 AM

OzMan · 07-05-2004, 01:39 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
these people did and wont live to tell about it

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm..._crash21m.html

Ouch.
Those elk are fucking huge. I have had near misses with plenty of them when I was in Montana.

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twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Hit a few a long time ago totally fucking up one car and just denting another one a little bit. You never forget that THUD sound.

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WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	I smoked a deer once with the corner of a 2000 Camaro SS .. Fucking tank didn't skip a beat, Deer got tossed right out of the way. Stopped to make sure it was dead, and not suffering .. but it scampered off. Chances are it died. The lady at the insurance company said in a cold tone "I hope you can PROVE you hit a Deer sir .. Otherwise your insurance will go up" ... Good thing I had deer hair embeded in the paint.

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ArikaAmes Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,081	Came super close once. When I went up to Cleveland, there was one right in the center lane of the highway. No idea how it got there. It didn't look like it had been hit, just looked like it had dropped dead right in the middle (there were no cars off to the side either). I swurved and missed it though...yah!!! But it was sooooo huge, it took up the whole lane!

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