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SleazyDream 05-28-2004 10:34 PM

6 deer in the dirch comming home on the highway tonight
 
i kept passing deer in the dirch tonight - scarry - i've never hit one before - lucky i guess. was in a car once where someone else hit one - the deer rolled off the car - weird - and walked away - it got real lucky as did we. I thought it was comming though the windshield but lucked out.

anyone here ( i know JFK DID) ever hit a deer on the highway?

The Truth Hurts 05-28-2004 10:36 PM

what is a dirch?

brizzad 05-28-2004 10:37 PM

wtf is a dirch negro?

69pornlinks 05-28-2004 10:39 PM

i never in my life seen someone misspell words on a constant basis, either use a dictionary or google :helpme

HS-Trixxxia 05-28-2004 10:40 PM

Dirch = Ditch

Never happened to me, but happened to my brother & sister-in-law when she was 8 months pregnant. He tried not to hit it but there was ice. They totalled the full front of the car & the deer didn't make it.

brizzad 05-28-2004 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 69pornlinks
i never in my life seen someone misspell words on a constant basis, either use a dictionary or google :helpme

or type it up in word and do spell check, then c and p it over to gfy

SleazyDream 05-28-2004 10:40 PM

some people are destined for greatness - others are destined to correct their spelling and typos.


i know my fate - and it looks like you've sealed yours.

The Truth Hurts 05-28-2004 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixxxia
Dirch = Ditch

that's what i figured, but he did it twice, so i thought it was something only found in canada.

TAMPA_TOKER 05-28-2004 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
or type it up in word and do spell check, then c and p it over to gfy
Thats what i do:thumbsup

69pornlinks 05-28-2004 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
some people are destined for greatness - others are destined to correct their spelling and typos.


i know my fate - and it looks like you've sealed yours.

WIRD, :winkwink:

nathan_f 05-28-2004 10:48 PM

nup, just a racoon, couldnt avoid it safely in time..

jdog31 05-28-2004 10:49 PM

have been there just after one got hit, but never hit one

sinkiss 05-28-2004 10:51 PM

i did several yrs ago. swerved to miss it but hit it in the butt. it lived tho. :)

OzMan 05-28-2004 11:05 PM

:glugglug

http://www.car-accidents.com/pics/ca...10-14-02-a.jpg

smokingdawn 05-29-2004 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 69pornlinks
i never in my life seen someone misspell words on a constant basis, either use a dictionary or google :helpme
Awesome idea....lol

twistyneck 05-29-2004 12:46 AM

Hit a few a long time ago totally fucking up one car and just denting another one a little bit. You never forget that THUD sound.

EviLGuY 05-29-2004 02:15 AM

I've never hit anything driving.. I wont really drive highways at night though, so thats probably why.

candyflip 05-29-2004 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
some people are destined for greatness - others are destined to correct their spelling and typos.


i know my fate - and it looks like you've sealed yours.

Getting it wrong once is a spelling mistake or typo. Getting it wrong twice...you just can't spell :winkwink:

Marcus Aurelius 05-29-2004 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixxxia
They totalled the full front of the car & the deer didn't make it.
Honestly, if the deer got up, brushed himself off, and looked okay after totalling my car, He still wouldnt make it, cause I would chase him down on foot and bite his jugular in half like a lion in africa.

WarChild 05-29-2004 03:30 AM

I smoked a deer once with the corner of a 2000 Camaro SS .. Fucking tank didn't skip a beat, Deer got tossed right out of the way. Stopped to make sure it was dead, and not suffering .. but it scampered off. Chances are it died.

The lady at the insurance company said in a cold tone "I hope you can PROVE you hit a Deer sir .. Otherwise your insurance will go up" ... Good thing I had deer hair embeded in the paint. :thumbsup

StRoGE 05-29-2004 03:37 AM

My ex-girlfriend seemed to have a problem with hitting deer, but I've never hit one myself. Came close once (like 6 inches from the drivers side mirror), but thats it. My fingers are crossed.
Hitting deer can be deadly.

Aquarius 05-29-2004 03:39 AM

Luckly I haven't, I hope I never do.

JFK 05-29-2004 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i kept passing deer in the dirch tonight - scarry - i've never hit one before - lucky i guess. was in a car once where someone else hit one - the deer rolled off the car - weird - and walked away - it got real lucky as did we. I thought it was comming though the windshield but lucked out.

anyone here ( i know JFK DID) ever hit a deer on the highway?

Yes I did Sleazy, on My Harley, not an Experience I would recommend:(

cayne 05-29-2004 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzMan
:glugglug

http://www.car-accidents.com/pics/ca...10-14-02-a.jpg

Woha, that's gonna hurt :/

brizzad 07-04-2004 10:05 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BUMP


anyone remember this thraed?

187 07-04-2004 10:10 PM

25

it's murdaaa

pimplink 07-04-2004 10:23 PM

Nah, I'm lucky didn't experience it yet.

emthree 07-04-2004 10:25 PM

Since you guys seem to be having an overflow with deer and rabbits, please catch some and bring it to NY for me. :thumbsup

pure energy 07-05-2004 12:10 AM

I can't imagine hitting a deer.

ArikaAmes 07-05-2004 12:13 AM

Came super close once. When I went up to Cleveland, there was one right in the center lane of the highway. No idea how it got there. It didn't look like it had been hit, just looked like it had dropped dead right in the middle (there were no cars off to the side either). I swurved and missed it though...yah!!! But it was sooooo huge, it took up the whole lane!

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-05-2004 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i kept passing deer in the dirch tonight - scarry - i've never hit one before - lucky i guess. was in a car once where someone else hit one - the deer rolled off the car - weird - and walked away - it got real lucky as did we. I thought it was comming though the windshield but lucked out.

anyone here ( i know JFK DID) ever hit a deer on the highway?

these people did and wont live to tell about it :(

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm..._crash21m.html

Marcus Aurelius 07-05-2004 12:19 AM

I hear DIRCH deer are the deadliest!

Mr.Fiction 07-05-2004 12:22 AM

http://www.gyldenvang.dk/dirch2.jpg

OzMan 07-05-2004 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
these people did and wont live to tell about it :(

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm..._crash21m.html

Ouch.
Those elk are fucking huge. I have had near misses with plenty of them when I was in Montana. :(


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