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The fucking bitch dumped him...
My buddy steve (who everyone photochoped) just got dumped by his over controlling, selfish, fucking fat ass, rude and nasty bitch.
I am happy for him... It is a good thing... But he is down in the dumps and is on his way over... What can I do to make his ass feel better? gimme some ideas... |
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So Fucking Banned
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give him anal sex
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strip club
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How about I bring him over to your place so you can bend him over? |
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yea go to a strip club, get drunk, hit the bong etc
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a hahahahahaha?
![]() seriously that sux dude i think he needs to see some tits ![]()
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take him to a strip cliub...THEN give him anal sex
the gift of sodomy can heal almost all wounds....
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Tell em to leave girls alone for a while
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get drunk and have man on man sex
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Jesus loves bacon
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Awe fuck...
Of course. Just sodomize the tard then throw in the dumbpster. Then get his exgirl friend. Fuck her on tape. Show em the tape. ![]()
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Was that a little over the top?
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Strip Club, Get Drunk, Get some girls to come back home with u guys!
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Hook him up with a hot chick so he gets a taste of what he's been missing
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Take him out to a real cool party and introduce some new hot babes!
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Go rent some cars on a race track and blast around for a few hours then discuss getting to an Asian country like Thailand and take him to Bangkok or Pattaya where he can be knobbing sexy asian chicks and getting his bell end sucked for a week.
Drinking lots of beer is also part of the healing process ![]() If that don't make him happy then fuck knows man.
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Alcohol always helps.
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then make them watch you guys sodomoize each other nothing quite so funny as the shock on a stripper's face the first time she sees some sweaty sodomy...
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buy him a hookah
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Send him on vacation with a hot porn star.
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Strip club... As long as the girls are better looking than his ex
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your friend has low self esteem and a crappy personality, so even though he may not be ugly he is forced to date ugly fat controlling bitches. |
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Considering you're his buddy, you might know his wildest sex dream. Why not give that to him?
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Now that's original! Get him 4 hot babes at once!
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bring over a few cases of his favorite beer and get drunk w/ him THEN go to the strip joint
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Get him drunk. Get him laid by the hottest girl that will do him. When he sobers up it will be with some self-esteem.
If he ever goes back to his ex be a friend and bust his kneecaps. |
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So many ideas you have here! I'm taking notes!
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