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French Canadians are whiny losers!
i dont know if anyone else caught the special on thursday of Conan Obrien, but it featured Triumph the insult comiv dog making fun of unsuspecting french people.
such comments included: " You're a French Canadian, yes? So you're obnoxious and dull? " and " Are you two seperatists? " "Yes" " You hear that, thats the sound of no one giving a shit!" here is the link to the story in todays Calgary Herald: http://www.canada.com/calgary/calgar...A-6123C1664D1A now i am sick and tired of whiny Canadian French people. all they do is complain, no wonder everyone in the west hates Quebec, a bunch of whiny misfits. no only is the province over funded, but it is filled with complete idiots who have no respect for Canada. I know only a handful of half decent French people. So if you're a French Canadian stop fuckin whining before the rest of Canada seperates from YOU! |
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Hehe I would love to see the video for this
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It reminds me of Brazil going nuts and protesting a Simpsons episode a few years back. Grow some fucking thicker skin and lighten up. Like the Simpsons, Conan spends 99% of the time making fun of America. The few times they make fun other countries (or provinces), they get all in a lather. By protesting a comedy show, they just reveal to the world how weak and insignificant they feel.
Triumph, "You must be French, I can smell your crotch from here."
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I love that dog
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plus they all wear visors.
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Enough is enough already. Racism should not be tolerated. It was a little too much.
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i thought the skit was absolutley fucking hilarious, those idiots got their dose. and then they have the language commission whining about it. i know where the commission should put their finger. its a free country. they should just stfu! |
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T'm French Canadian and i fuckin hate most of my people. It's true they're whiny and socialist.
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The best Triumph video is the one where he goes to make fun of the Star Wars people standing in line...that is soooo fucking hilarious.
There's this one chick standing in line who's pregnant real nerd..anyway he tells her something like..."you know if this is a boy this will be the last time he ever sees pussy in his entire life." Some guy shows up wearing a Darth Vader suit..he goes up to the chest plate with all the buttons and asks the guy..."which button calls your parents to come pick you up." LOL so fucking funny. |
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Here's a link to triumph clips
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/video/triumph.shtml You're gonna have to cut and paste. |
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haha, thanks Eros, that dog is hilarious.
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7 minute comedy bit? That may be all for you. But fact is, recently the french speaking people have had to put up with Don Cherry and many other idiots who keep insulting them every chance they get. |
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BTW, we do have our own show ( La petite vie .. ) making fun of ourselves... We are away more advanced than most rednecks in the prairies... we have a sense of humor... We also have the near exclusive contract to supply prime minister to Canada. ![]()
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ANother genius.... So there's a handfull of whiners... mostly separatists... And now Quebecers are all whiners... Nice generalization! Wake the fuck up.... would you ever expects separatists to dont pick up on those stories!? Thats what they live for! and btw... as for the Conan show... its federal politicians that picked up on the story rtying to suckup to Quebeckers... ![]() |
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to bad the primeinister was a thief and illegally gave millions to quebec. why the hell do u think he retired? u have a sense of humour!? did u read the fucking article? TRUDEAU IS BURNING IN HELL! |
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lol .. you know about the 2 billions $$ fire arm scandal? Not sure Quebec got any money for that... not much fire arms here.. |
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i love triumph and i love quebec, i am so torn over this issue
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The surprising thing was how much the Toronto audience loved the skit. The whole crowd booed when Conan mentioned "Quebec." I knew they weren't on the greatest of terms, but had no idea the distaste for Quebec was so strong.
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Millions were funnelled into Quebec to circumvent the political contribution law and to combat the referendum... You really are an idiot. BTW, to make you fell good , after fighting with UPS local, Crawford insurrance and UPS Public relation in Toronto, they agreed to pay my claim... more money coming Quebec's way.I am leaving on holiday for a few weeks, but I will post ther check around the 10th just to piss you off....
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I live in Montreal but I'm not french Canadian and I found the reaction quite insulting. |
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You're just another english canadian who's bitter cause quebec rules canada. Look at prime ministers since 1947. 11 years have been governed by a non quebec native prime minister, against 45 years by a quebec born prime minister. Quebec also made French an official language, which pisses off english canadians. FYI, when doing a comedy bit that is supposed to make fun of an entire people, they usually go after the most wierd individual to give credit to their argument. Let's face it, they could have taken english canadians and done the same thing. The reason quebec wants to separate is because they are very different from the rest of canada (quebec actually has a culture). They feel that they don't relate at all with the rest of canada and therefore they should have their own nation. There's that and the years of oppression by english canada. Back over 50 years ago, they tried to assimilate french speaking people by forcing them to speak english in schools, etc. Not everyone is a separatist in quebec. If they were, they'd have their country by now. You can't distinguish a separatist from a non separatist and you put everyone in the same pack. Lots of english canadians are stupid and whiny too, but you don't see normal intelligent people saying all english canadians are retards. Quit being fucking racists, this does not help anyone's cause. I could go on like you did about how the other part of canada is stupider and more worthless, but I'm not a fucking racist like you are. Btw, I live in english Canada and I don't think Quebec should separate. All we have to do is educate ignorant people and teach them how not to be racist and accept diversity. Both quebecers and english canadians need to grow up and learn to accept each other. Diversity is a force, not a fucking weakness. |
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im a separatist and pround to be
just a reminder Quebec isnt part of Canada we never signed the Constitution i have nothing against canadians im not just in the same country you have backstabbed us too much in the country history to have a once of credibility |
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hum we are not a country
but we are not part of Canada too we are nothing check your history In the aftermath of the 1980 Quebec referendum, Prime Minister Trudeau tried to end constitutional wrangling by creating an accord on the Canadian Constitution. "The Constitution Act, 1982" was proclaimed ? but without the support of Quebec. This wasn't the first time that politicians had considered revisiting the Canadian constitutional question. On a number of occasions during the 1960s and 1970s, federal politicians had come close to reaching an agreement with the provinces regarding the Constitution. The agreement had involved repatriating the Constitution to Canada and creating a formula that would be used for any future amendments. Unfortunately, the discussions had fizzled out on each occasion. In 1980, only Ontario and New Brunswick were in favour of Trudeau's plan. The other provinces ? the "Gang of Eight" ? saw it as an attempt to weaken provincial rights. At a November 1981 conference, Trudeau sweetened the deal. All of the premiers fell into line; only Quebec Premier René Lévesque held his position. Since 1960, Quebec's leaders had asked for specific changes, and this deal did not meet those requests. Quebec would be the only province not to sign the agreement. The Constitution Act, 1982 was passed by the British Parliament, at last giving Canada total control over constitutional amendments. The newly declared Constitution included both an amending formula and a Charter of Rights and Freedoms. On April 17, 1982, thirty thousand people gathered in Ottawa to watch the signing ceremony. It was a proud day for many English Canadians. In Quebec, however, flags were lowered to half-mast, and 25,000 people marched in Montreal in protest. |
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Bah...is all I have to say. Look, you do not OWN Quebec, the same way I do not OWN Ontario. I only own that postage size piece of it that I bought and paid for.
You are a seperatist....you want Quebec for yourself...how nice...but you do not own all of Quebec. There are plenty of people in Quebec who own a piece of it who are very proud to be Canadian..what about their rights? You want your culture? Then speak only french and hang out with only French people. You want deversity...then honey..that is what Canada is. I have a RIGHT to say this, I am a French Canadian, I grew up with a mimi and pepe and only French was spoken in their home. I am proud of that part of my culture, but it is CANADA that ALLOWED us to have that. We kiss Quebec's ass trying to make them feel special, but no matter what it is never enough, they want it all. Canada spends billions on making everything French and English to satisfy you. My kids have to take the language in school whether we like it or not. All of our products have to have the dual language..all forms dual language. And what does Quebec do? For some reason they think having any English around is a bad thing. You don't think we read the stories of ENGLISH shop keeping getting in trouble for posting ENGLISH and french signs? That they don't want to see the English? You are babies..grow up...if you all want your own country...go find one...this one is taken. |
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i dont really care about talking english or anything
i have definitly nothing against english (except for some weird grammar rules :P ) the fact is, we have to protect our culture in 100 years, no one will talk french in Quebec if we dont make anything to protect it. We have tried numerous times to sit down with the Canadian gov and tried to make a new constitution accord. remember the Meech Lake Accord ? Robert Bourassa, who had been elected premier in December 1985, was willing to re-open the constitutional discussions provided, of course, that Quebec's demands were taken seriously. The province wanted recognition as a distinct society, a veto on any future constitutional amendments, a greater voice in immigration policy, limits on the spending powers of the federal government, and the right to play a role in the appointment of Supreme Court judges. Bourassa made it clear that these points were non-negotiable. His fellow premiers had a few demands of their own. In the end, the deal collapsed after Elijah Harper, the sole Aboriginal member of the Manitoba legislature, used procedural methods to prevent the Accord from passing before the deadline. Not surprisingly, Bourassa was furious. He claimed that Quebecers had been humiliated and vowed never to return to the negotiating table. remember Charlottetown accord ? While Quebec Premier Robert Bourassa vowed never to return to the negotiating table after the defeat of the Meech Lake Accord, he had a change of heart a few years later. A series of discussions and conferences had taken place on the subject of Quebec's inclusion in the Constitution after the defeat of Meech Lake, and the English-speaking provinces were ready to make new proposals to Quebec. Furthermore, Bourassa had promised Quebecers that if no agreement could be reached, he would hold a referendum on Quebec sovereignty by October 1992. The prospects for an agreement were encouraging. The deal that was eventually reached was a compromise all around: Quebec's representation in the House of Commons would not be allowed to fall below 25%; Aboriginal self-government would be recognized; and a national referendum would be held to determine if Canadian voters supported the Charlottetown Accord. Canadian voters had their say on October 26, 1992. Voters in Newfoundland, Prince Edward Island, New Brunswick and Ontario supported the Accord, and voters in the other six provinces gave it a firm thumbs down. The Charlottetown Accord had been defeated. and another reminder if you all want your own country...go find one...this one is taken. we were there first ![]() |
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thank god 51% voted in favor not to seperate....
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Uh, no, you were not here first, the North American Indians were...and that is the other half of my heritage.
The way I see things is Quebec would be perfectly happy in Canada if they could just run the whole damn country and have everything their way. You want to keep your culture..that is nice...but so do I, and so does every other nationality. You don't need your own country to do that. They do need to seperate and get their own country to do that. Culture is much more than owning a country. It is something that is in your heart, much like faith/religion. Culture is something that happens in the homes, it happens when you interact with others the same. You say if you do not get this no one will speak French? How the hell do you come up with that? All my kids speak French, and it is not because I spoke French it is because they learned it right from pre-kindergarten in school. If my ENGLISH children can be fluent in French living in a mostly English province why can't YOUR kids keep the language? In our city we have what is called the Carrousel of Nations. Every year each of our thriving ethnic cultures within the city host month long "parties" so that the entire city can experience their culture. They are thriving communities within our communit and it is highly attended. They all have dance troups, music, food, clothing...everything....they celebrate their culture with all cultures. If they can do that in our city, why can't you do that seeing as you have a whole province to do it in? I'll tell you why...because you want it all. Well that is just not going to happen. I LOVE Canada and my family has traced its roots to the very beginning. I believe in Canada, and I believe ALL cultures have a place here, including the French...but you can NOT have it all. No one can have it all. Canada and the U.S. are unlike any other countries in the world, we are made up of all cultures. It is something to celebrate. There is always France ya know. |
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i can understand your point of view and respect it
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Ok I read it. So you say that you want to be respectful of othe nationalities. Ok, what about the English speaking people in Quebec? You have totally forgotten about them, so if you can't do it in your own province how in the heck are you going to do it elsewhere?
You aren't going to win me over, nor are you going to win over the rest of Canada. You see, you are thinking about YOU while the rest of us are thinking about our country, ALL of it. Do you think the rest of us don't think about all the money we have spent trying to satisfy you, that could have been better spent on things like healthcare or lowering taxes? We spent years with a Prime Minister we could barely understand let alone agree with. He was in there so long I thought they changed the rules and made him Prime Minister for life. Did I jump up and want my province to seperate while he catered to Quebec his entire term? No, as much as I hated the fact he was Prime Minister he was still the leader of this country and I accepted it. The main problem is Quebec has no tolerance, it is beliefs such as yours that cause wars in this world. Wanting to keep the entire world out and live in a cocoon. That might have worked in the 1800's but the world is more global now. All cultures are mixing, all living together...and most of us are trying to make it work, trying to live together as one, to understand our differences and celebrate our cultures. Why is that so hard for Quebec to do? What is next? Give away a province to each of the top ethnicities and make a France2, Italy2, Germany2? Certainly not. This is Canada, you may not like it, you may not believe it, but it is what it is. Try to celebrate Canada as a place of peace, prosperity, tolerance and love and stop trying to tear it apart. This is MY country, all of it and I, along with other Canadians would like to keep it that way. There are people in your province that are non-french..that have been there for generations..what about them? Tell them they have to live in a country that is no longer Canada? What about their rights, their homeland? Quebec might have a majority of French speaking people, but every single person that lives in that province has EQUAL rights and you can NOT ignore their right to stay living in Canada on the same piece of property many of them have owned for generations. That is just plain selfish and in my mind down right scary. Some of the things I have read about the way English speaking people are treated is against all human rights, if you ever got indepence, lord help anyone that isn't french that crosses your borders. |
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lol you need a reality check... we have all the power needed to protect the language... being a country wont change anything.. Same thing with immigration... Wake up.. you are a tool... the birth of the party was legitimate in the 70's.... things were different... now those same people just want to hang on to their dreams... obsses would be the correct term... they dont want to face reality.. their trying to find problems where there isnt... promote hate towards the rest of canada.. And because of the help of TV artists and popular singers who are at 85% sepratists... the party and the cause gained the popularity it didnt deserve... There's around 40% of separatist in Quebec... Without the help of singers, tv personalities, etc... it would be at around 20%... |
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I have nothing about English-Canadians people... I have nothing about Canadians people.. i am a canadian ...
But our country is a bilingual country... and some of you don't want to accept than approx. 25% of the population speacking french If you go in Quebec and you speacking english .. you'll always find someone to understand you .. cause In Quebec we learn english and we know that it's really important... Because like as my big friend Conan O'briand said... we are in the north america and we have to learn english. Imagine you're a french canadian.. you are now in one of the others provinces.. which language will you use ? English for sure because you know that the people of this province speack english and, if you want to be understood, you have to speack english.... it's what I have difficulty to understand... French Canadian speacking english... but rarelly are the english canadian who try to speacking french I know that i'm not speacking english perfectly at all... but I try to I always prefer an english canadian who tell me with just one or two simply words.... just a "Bonjour"(Hi) or "Excusez-moi"(Excuse me) or just "Parlez-vous anglais"(Do you speack english) ... What is so hard ?
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