Do you have any weird Masterbation habits? - GoFuckYourself.com

GrimShawn · 01-21-2004, 04:20 PM

If so what are they break it down.. Don't be shy

DrGuile · 01-21-2004, 04:24 PM

Before anyone posts anything

THIS IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION! KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

GrimShawn · 01-21-2004, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by DrGuile
Before anyone posts anything

THIS IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION! KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

Someone not comfortable with themself? You may learn something

People so afraid to learn, and so afraid to talk about pulling on there own cock, yet they sell porno

Ross · 01-21-2004, 04:27 PM

I have none. I don't masturbate.

Kamilla36D · 01-21-2004, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by GrimShawn

Someone not comfortable with themself? You may learn something

People so afraid to learn, and so afraid to talk about pulling on there own cock, yet they sell porno

So don't be shy then GrimShawn - why don't you start off by telling us about your mastrubation habits?

polish_aristocrat · 01-21-2004, 04:28 PM

Not anymore.
I was addicted to masturbation until 5 minutes ago though.

PenetratinP · 01-21-2004, 04:28 PM

I don't know if it's weird....but sometimes I like to romance myself a bit.....light some scented candles....dim the lights....put on soft music.....get myself drunk.....tell myself that I'll call them in the morning.

myjah · 01-21-2004, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by Ross
I have none. I don't masturbate.

hope your kidding cause it fucking rocks

mistersoft · 01-21-2004, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by DrGuile
Before anyone posts anything

THIS IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION! KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

You should get to know yourself better!

GrimShawn · 01-21-2004, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by Kamilla36D
So don't be shy then GrimShawn - why don't you start off by telling us about your mastrubation habits?

It's crazy, but I don't pull away from my body I push towards.. helps a lot.. plus lots of cupping

InsaneMidget · 01-21-2004, 04:32 PM

When I whack it, I whack off to girls taking it in the ass, also, I can't use my index finger when jerking, I use every finger wrapped around my massive big bird except my index finger.

StuartD · 01-21-2004, 04:32 PM

Ok, first of all... I practice safe sex, so I lock the doors.

Secondly... I like to picture someone hot and sexy, like this

And then I'm done before ya know it.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-21-2004, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by Ross
I have none. I don't masturbate.

that is weird alright

PenisFace · 01-21-2004, 04:35 PM

I always wear shorts, so i just pull up down at the front and put em right behind my scrotum, my nuts keep em from sliding back up. Doing it makes you last longer, and you shoot more goo.

And the goo is where its at.

mistersoft · 01-21-2004, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by GrimShawn
If so what are they break it down.. Don't be shy

Ok, when I do not use a Miss Softie I always do it in lederhosen.

BIG Movie List · 01-21-2004, 04:38 PM

weird masturbation habits?

dunno if this is weird, but i can't do it myself, my girlfriend has to.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-21-2004, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by BIG Movie List
weird masturbation habits?

dunno if this is weird, but i can't do it myself, my girlfriend has to.

then it would be a handjob..not masterbation.

Time to run sex101 for webmasters ?

J-Reel · 01-21-2004, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by PenetratinP
I don't know if it's weird....but sometimes I like to romance myself a bit.....light some scented candles....dim the lights....put on soft music.....get myself drunk.....tell myself that I'll call them in the morning.

I got to slip myself some GHB

StuartD · 01-21-2004, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc

then it would be a handjob..not masterbation.

Time to run sex101 for webmasters ?

Dammit, I was just gonn say that and when I pressed preview, I saw your post.

I'm gettin slow these days

Doctor Dre · 01-21-2004, 04:40 PM

My gf always complain I always got my hand on my dick when I surf ... but I never cum ... weird habbits.

Roger · 01-21-2004, 04:42 PM

I don't use my hands to masturbate.

Ic3m4nZ · 01-21-2004, 04:42 PM

I don't masturbate that much not more than 3 times a month as it's like useless. I feel bad for people who are addicted to this useless activity. It's only not useless when you're with a nice chick

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Tofu · 01-21-2004, 04:43 PM

i do it right above a towel, for easy cleaning.

i also use masterbation as a healthy start to any given morning!

Sarah_Jayne · 01-21-2004, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by Roger
I don't use my hands to masturbate.

i know someone like that ...he humps pillows

Sarah_Jayne · 01-21-2004, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
i do it right above a towel, for easy cleaning.

i also use masterbation as a healthy start to any given morning!

or a nice way to relax before sleep

Tofu · 01-21-2004, 04:46 PM

in my early masterbation stages, i would hump the couch pillows

JSA Matt · 01-21-2004, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
i do it right above a towel, for easy cleaning.

i also use masterbation as a healthy start to any given morning!

please take a picture of this towel and submit it to my site, jizzrag.com

Sarah_Jayne · 01-21-2004, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
in my early masterbation stages, i would hump the couch pillows

the couch? Is that how you learned to make it easy to clean up?

You don't even want to know how I started out - I was pretty horny for a little girl.

BIG Movie List · 01-21-2004, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc

i know someone like that ...he humps pillows

wouldn't that be a pillowjob?

Sarah_Jayne · 01-21-2004, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by BIG Movie List

wouldn't that be a pillowjob?

most likely, though it has to be better than the guy I knew in high school that humped his sister's teddy.

Rictor · 01-21-2004, 04:56 PM

I use my wife's hand.

JSA Matt · 01-21-2004, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc

i know someone like that ...he humps pillows

does he put 2 pillows together or cut a hole in one? too funny...

BIG Movie List · 01-21-2004, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc

most likely, though it has to be better than the guy I knew in high school that humped his sister's teddy.

my friend used barbie dolls. he would wrap their arms and legs around his penis and use it to masturbate.

not sure, if his dick was that small, or his sister's barbies were that big.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-21-2004, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by JSA Matt

does he put 2 pillows together or cut a hole in one? too funny...

I don't know..I have never seen it actually happen..for some reason he thought it would turn me on to tell me about it.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-21-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by BIG Movie List

my friend used barbie dolls. he would wrap their arms and legs around his penis and use it to masturbate.

not sure, if his dick was that small, or his sister's barbies were that big.

if Matel wouldn't sue I would be shooting content

AmeliaG · 01-21-2004, 05:01 PM

Masturbation rules, but I gave up my weird habits

steve90 · 01-21-2004, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by Ross
I have none. I don't masturbate.

your so full of shit its not even funny

Roger · 01-21-2004, 05:13 PM

Masturbation is good and according to researchers it prevents prostate cancer actually.

TheJimmy · 01-21-2004, 05:13 PM

I know it sounds corny, but seriously, sometimes changing hands at the end or close to the end is fun....

and of course the obligatory towel and copious amounts of Astrogluide & porn have to go with that recipe...

Funbrunette · 01-21-2004, 05:14 PM

Well, I haven't left my house in months because of it....

BIG Movie List · 01-21-2004, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc

if Matel wouldn't sue I would be shooting content

if you do, hit me up.
i'm going to start a paysite.

jimboc · 01-21-2004, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by PenisFace
I always wear shorts, so i just pull up down at the front and put em right behind my scrotum, my nuts keep em from sliding back up. Doing it makes you last longer, and you shoot more goo.

And the goo is where its at.

Then you sell them on www.naughtybids.com?? that's how you make your cash

mistersoft · 01-21-2004, 05:19 PM

Ok, since I am an expert in this area I will attempt one serius reply:

when I don't use my lederhosen I will do like this:

I go to the tap and fill up a fresh Miss Softie with pussywarm water. Then I smear some lube at the opening of the Miss Softie and then I wrap the Miss Softie in a towel and penetrate it.

This feels suprisingly good. Like a mix between a blowjob and a pussy.

After use I cut the Miss Softie open, empty it of water, and throw it in the wastebasket.

BIG Movie List · 01-21-2004, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mistersoft
Ok, since I am an expert in this area I will attempt one serius reply:

when I don't use my lederhosen I will do like this:

I go to the tap and fill up a fresh Miss Softie with pussywarm water. Then I smear some lube at the opening of the Miss Softie and then I wrap the Miss Softie in a towel and penetrate it.

This feels suprisingly good. Like a mix between a blowjob and a pussy.

After use I cut the Miss Softie open, empty it of water, and throw it in the wastebasket.

you've got some serious problems..

Stewie · 01-21-2004, 05:22 PM

Hey now, using volcanic mud for lube, and spanking houseplants with my free hand is not weird!

Sarah_Jayne · 01-21-2004, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by BIG Movie List

you've got some serious problems..

and I am guessing the lederhosen is the least of them

mistersoft · 01-21-2004, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by BIG Movie List

you've got some serious problems..

Was this comment provoked by the lederhosen or the miss softie?

JSA Matt · 01-21-2004, 05:26 PM

What is a miss softie? (no, I don't want to try it, just curious)

Do you guys all use lube? I find lube to be quite messy and ends up taking too long...

Holly · 01-21-2004, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mistersoft
Ok, since I am an expert in this area I will attempt one serius reply:

when I don't use my lederhosen I will do like this:

I go to the tap and fill up a fresh Miss Softie with pussywarm water. Then I smear some lube at the opening of the Miss Softie and then I wrap the Miss Softie in a towel and penetrate it.

This feels suprisingly good. Like a mix between a blowjob and a pussy.

After use I cut the Miss Softie open, empty it of water, and throw it in the wastebasket.

What in the fuck are you talking about?

mistersoft · 01-21-2004, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc

and I am guessing the lederhosen is the least of them

It always makes me sad when women put me down.

But seriously I think you are wrong.

I would not say that you have problems because of your hitachi magic wand, or your sybian, or your little japanese red thing with a rabbit and a squid. Those are all considered normal and even sexy.

I am a frontfighter

for liberation of the male sexuality.

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mistersoft Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,021	Ok, since I am an expert in this area I will attempt one serius reply: when I don't use my lederhosen I will do like this: I go to the tap and fill up a fresh Miss Softie with pussywarm water. Then I smear some lube at the opening of the Miss Softie and then I wrap the Miss Softie in a towel and penetrate it. This feels suprisingly good. Like a mix between a blowjob and a pussy. After use I cut the Miss Softie open, empty it of water, and throw it in the wastebasket. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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JSA Matt So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 5,464	What is a miss softie? (no, I don't want to try it, just curious) Do you guys all use lube? I find lube to be quite messy and ends up taking too long...