Do you have any weird Masterbation habits?
 

If so what are they break it down.. Don't be shy

Before anyone posts anything


THIS IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION! KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

Someone not comfortable with themself? You may learn something

People so afraid to learn, and so afraid to talk about pulling on there own cock, yet they sell porno

I have none. I don't masturbate.

So don't be shy then GrimShawn - why don't you start off by telling us about your mastrubation habits? :Graucho

Not anymore.
I was addicted to masturbation until 5 minutes ago though.

I don't know if it's weird....but sometimes I like to romance myself a bit.....light some scented candles....dim the lights....put on soft music.....get myself drunk.....tell myself that I'll call them in the morning.

hope your kidding cause it fucking rocks

You should get to know yourself better!:)

It's crazy, but I don't pull away from my body I push towards.. helps a lot.. plus lots of cupping

When I whack it, I whack off to girls taking it in the ass, also, I can't use my index finger when jerking, I use every finger wrapped around my massive big bird except my index finger.

Ok, first of all... I practice safe sex, so I lock the doors.

Secondly... I like to picture someone hot and sexy, like this

http://www.x0rs.com/pics/grim-shawn.jpg

And then I'm done before ya know it. :glugglug

that is weird alright

I always wear shorts, so i just pull up down at the front and put em right behind my scrotum, my nuts keep em from sliding back up. Doing it makes you last longer, and you shoot more goo.

And the goo is where its at. :thumbsup

Ok, when I do not use a Miss Softie I always do it in lederhosen.

weird masturbation habits?

dunno if this is weird, but i can't do it myself, my girlfriend has to. :helpme

then it would be a handjob..not masterbation.


Time to run sex101 for webmasters ?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


I got to slip myself some GHB

Dammit, I was just gonn say that and when I pressed preview, I saw your post.

I'm gettin slow these days :(

My gf always complain I always got my hand on my dick when I surf ... but I never cum ... weird habbits.

I don't use my hands to masturbate.

I don't masturbate that much not more than 3 times a month as it's like useless. I feel bad for people who are addicted to this useless activity. It's only not useless when you're with a nice chick :thumbsup.

i do it right above a towel, for easy cleaning.

i also use masterbation as a healthy start to any given morning! :thumbsup

i know someone like that ...he humps pillows

or a nice way to relax before sleep :)

in my early masterbation stages, i would hump the couch pillows
:arcadefre

please take a picture of this towel and submit it to my site, jizzrag.com :glugglug

the couch? Is that how you learned to make it easy to clean up?

You don't even want to know how I started out - I was pretty horny for a little girl.

wouldn't that be a pillowjob?

most likely, though it has to be better than the guy I knew in high school that humped his sister's teddy.

I use my wife's hand.

does he put 2 pillows together or cut a hole in one? too funny... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

my friend used barbie dolls. he would wrap their arms and legs around his penis and use it to masturbate.

not sure, if his dick was that small, or his sister's barbies were that big.

I don't know..I have never seen it actually happen..for some reason he thought it would turn me on to tell me about it.

if Matel wouldn't sue I would be shooting content

Masturbation rules, but I gave up my weird habits

your so full of shit its not even funny

Masturbation is good and according to researchers it prevents prostate cancer actually.

I know it sounds corny, but seriously, sometimes changing hands at the end or close to the end is fun....



:thumbsup :thumbsup



and of course the obligatory towel and copious amounts of Astrogluide & porn have to go with that recipe...

Well, I haven't left my house in months because of it....:helpme

if you do, hit me up.
i'm going to start a paysite.

Then you sell them on www.naughtybids.com?? that's how you make your cash:1orglaugh

Ok, since I am an expert in this area I will attempt one serius reply:

when I don't use my lederhosen I will do like this:

I go to the tap and fill up a fresh Miss Softie with pussywarm water. Then I smear some lube at the opening of the Miss Softie and then I wrap the Miss Softie in a towel and penetrate it.

This feels suprisingly good. Like a mix between a blowjob and a pussy.

After use I cut the Miss Softie open, empty it of water, and throw it in the wastebasket.

:thumbsup

you've got some serious problems.. :helpme

Hey now, using volcanic mud for lube, and spanking houseplants with my free hand is not weird!

:winkwink:

and I am guessing the lederhosen is the least of them

Was this comment provoked by the lederhosen or the miss softie?

What is a miss softie? (no, I don't want to try it, just curious)

Do you guys all use lube? I find lube to be quite messy and ends up taking too long... :glugglug

What in the fuck are you talking about? :1orglaugh