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Old 01-21-2004, 05:28 PM   #51
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Was this comment provoked by the lederhosen or the miss softie?
neither, just the part about the wastebasket.
why would anyone throw such treasures?
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:28 PM   #52
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I imagine I am being cheated on. I imagine that I am walking in on my significant other doing another chick and he looks up and says how much better the other chick feels. That sends me over the roof. Man I love that fantasy. So I guess my weird habit is I always have to imagine some weird story similar to that. Okay now I am getting turned on.
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:29 PM   #53
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I hop up on these bad boys and......
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:30 PM   #54
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It always makes me sad when women put me down.

But seriously I think you are wrong.

I would not say that you have problems because of your hitachi magic wand, or your sybian, or your little japanese red thing with a rabbit and a squid. Those are all considered normal and even sexy.

I am a frontfighter for liberation of the male sexuality.
I wasn't putting down your choice of sex toys..hell I think a man should be sexually liberated - I couldn't really sleep with someone who wasn't.

Hitatchi Magic Wand? I wish they sold them in the UK is all I have to say!
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:31 PM   #55
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What is a miss softie? (no, I don't want to try it, just curious)

Here is a short movie illustrating its use from the venus in berlin

http://www.softie4u.com/media/softie-video-2.WMV
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:34 PM   #56
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neither, just the part about the wastebasket.
why would anyone throw such treasures?
DUH!

You have no idea how disgusting fake pussies can get! If you do not clean them like A LOT - since semen contains protein the same kind of white worms as in dead bodies can develop. And the stench is just unbearable.

That is the part which is so great about Miss SOftie. You do not have to worry about that at all. You just throw the used ones away. And when you get horny you take a new Miss Softie and fill her up 2x :-)
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:36 PM   #57
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I wasn't putting down your choice of sex toys..hell I think a man should be sexually liberated - I couldn't really sleep with someone who wasn't.

Hitatchi Magic Wand? I wish they sold them in the UK is all I have to say!
I imported mine from Good Vibes in San Fransisco - girls tend to like them :-)
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:38 PM   #58
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I imported mine from Good Vibes in San Fransisco - girls tend to like them :-)
yeah goodvibes is the place...someone lent me theirs once and it was indeed nice. Though, it is a different kind of orgasm. I tend to like the long build up to an orgasm and that just sent them sharp and fast.
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:40 PM   #59
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yeah goodvibes is the place...someone lent me theirs once and it was indeed nice. Though, it is a different kind of orgasm. I tend to like the long build up to an orgasm and that just sent them sharp and fast.
Slow setting is better for long buildup
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:42 PM   #60
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Ok, since I am an expert in this area I will attempt one serius reply:

when I don't use my lederhosen I will do like this:

I go to the tap and fill up a fresh Miss Softie with pussywarm water. Then I smear some lube at the opening of the Miss Softie and then I wrap the Miss Softie in a towel and penetrate it.

This feels suprisingly good. Like a mix between a blowjob and a pussy.

After use I cut the Miss Softie open, empty it of water, and throw it in the wastebasket.

man, I don't even know what it is but I'm soooooooooo fucking scarred for life.
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:43 PM   #61
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man, I don't even know what it is but I'm soooooooooo fucking scarred for life.
You really should get to know yourself better


Frankly I think your response is a bit childich - and we are supposed to be ADULT on this board - right?

There is a whole new generation of fake pussies out there. Everything from fleshlight and kobe tai superrealistic and realdolls and Miss Softie.

This is a market segment which is GROWING RAPIDLY.

And still people talk about male masturbation as if it was something strange or wrong. Jesus - who in here has never tried to stick his dick into something while masturbating?
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:44 PM   #62
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Slow setting is better for long buildup
I only had one night with it - it was only over here on a biz trip
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:47 PM   #63
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Old 01-21-2004, 06:03 PM   #64
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If so what are they break it down.. Don't be shy
do you???
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Old 01-21-2004, 06:21 PM   #65
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You really should get to know yourself better


Frankly I think your response is a bit childich - and we are supposed to be ADULT on this board - right?

There is a whole new generation of fake pussies out there. Everything from fleshlight and kobe tai superrealistic and realdolls and Miss Softie.

This is a market segment which is GROWING RAPIDLY.

And still people talk about male masturbation as if it was something strange or wrong. Jesus - who in here has never tried to stick his dick into something while masturbating?


I fucked a tomato once.



ok twice
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Old 01-21-2004, 06:26 PM   #66
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yea, just like that
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Old 01-21-2004, 06:47 PM   #67
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my friend used barbie dolls. he would wrap their arms and legs around his penis and use it to masturbate.

not sure, if his dick was that small, or his sister's barbies were that big.

lol
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I fucked a tomato once.



ok twice

sounds like a pretty seedy thing to do.....boom boom
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Old 01-21-2004, 06:56 PM   #69
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my friend used barbie dolls. he would wrap their arms and legs around his penis and use it to masturbate.

not sure, if his dick was that small, or his sister's barbies were that big.
Your friend must be the perfect market for microdoll:

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Old 01-21-2004, 06:57 PM   #70
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DUH!

You have no idea how disgusting fake pussies can get! If you do not clean them like A LOT - since semen contains protein the same kind of white worms as in dead bodies can develop. And the stench is just unbearable.
so that's why my girlfriend has white worms on her mouth all the time....

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Old 01-21-2004, 08:10 PM   #71
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Some interesting stuff! I'm gonna go try some
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Old 01-21-2004, 08:25 PM   #72
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Interesting thread to say the least.
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