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  • GrimShawn
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    • Oct 2002
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    #1

    Do you have any weird Masterbation habits?

    If so what are they break it down.. Don't be shy
  • DrGuile
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    #2
    Before anyone posts anything


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    • GrimShawn
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      #3
      Originally posted by DrGuile
      Before anyone posts anything


      THIS IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION! KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
      Someone not comfortable with themself? You may learn something

      People so afraid to learn, and so afraid to talk about pulling on there own cock, yet they sell porno

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      • Ross
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        • Sep 2002
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        #4
        I have none. I don't masturbate.

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        • Kamilla36D
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          #5
          Originally posted by GrimShawn


          Someone not comfortable with themself? You may learn something

          People so afraid to learn, and so afraid to talk about pulling on there own cock, yet they sell porno
          So don't be shy then GrimShawn - why don't you start off by telling us about your mastrubation habits?
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          • polish_aristocrat
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            • Jul 2002
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            #6
            Not anymore.
            I was addicted to masturbation until 5 minutes ago though.
            I don't use ICQ anymore.

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            • PenetratinP
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              • Aug 2002
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              #7
              I don't know if it's weird....but sometimes I like to romance myself a bit.....light some scented candles....dim the lights....put on soft music.....get myself drunk.....tell myself that I'll call them in the morning.

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              • myjah
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                • Sep 2003
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                #8
                Originally posted by Ross
                I have none. I don't masturbate.
                hope your kidding cause it fucking rocks
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                • mistersoft
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DrGuile
                  Before anyone posts anything


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                  • GrimShawn
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kamilla36D
                    So don't be shy then GrimShawn - why don't you start off by telling us about your mastrubation habits?
                    It's crazy, but I don't pull away from my body I push towards.. helps a lot.. plus lots of cupping

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                    • InsaneMidget
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                      • May 2002
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                      #11
                      When I whack it, I whack off to girls taking it in the ass, also, I can't use my index finger when jerking, I use every finger wrapped around my massive big bird except my index finger.

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                      • StuartD
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                        • Jul 2002
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                        #12
                        Ok, first of all... I practice safe sex, so I lock the doors.

                        Secondly... I like to picture someone hot and sexy, like this



                        And then I'm done before ya know it.
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                        • Sarah_Jayne
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                          • Dec 2002
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Ross
                          I have none. I don't masturbate.
                          that is weird alright

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                          • PenisFace
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                            • Oct 2003
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                            #14
                            I always wear shorts, so i just pull up down at the front and put em right behind my scrotum, my nuts keep em from sliding back up. Doing it makes you last longer, and you shoot more goo.

                            And the goo is where its at.
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                            • mistersoft
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by GrimShawn
                              If so what are they break it down.. Don't be shy
                              Ok, when I do not use a Miss Softie I always do it in lederhosen.
                              Last edited by mistersoft; 01-21-2004, 02:40 PM.
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                              • BIG Movie List
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                                #16
                                weird masturbation habits?

                                dunno if this is weird, but i can't do it myself, my girlfriend has to.
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                                • Sarah_Jayne
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                                  • Dec 2002
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BIG Movie List
                                  weird masturbation habits?

                                  dunno if this is weird, but i can't do it myself, my girlfriend has to.
                                  then it would be a handjob..not masterbation.


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                                  • J-Reel
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                                    • Feb 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by PenetratinP
                                    I don't know if it's weird....but sometimes I like to romance myself a bit.....light some scented candles....dim the lights....put on soft music.....get myself drunk.....tell myself that I'll call them in the morning.




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                                    • StuartD
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by sarah_webinc


                                      then it would be a handjob..not masterbation.


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                                      Dammit, I was just gonn say that and when I pressed preview, I saw your post.

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                                      • Doctor Dre
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                                        • Jan 2001
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                                        #20
                                        My gf always complain I always got my hand on my dick when I surf ... but I never cum ... weird habbits.
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                                        • Roger
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                                          • Jul 2003
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                                          #21
                                          I don't use my hands to masturbate.

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                                          • Ic3m4nZ
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                                            • Aug 2003
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                                            #22
                                            I don't masturbate that much not more than 3 times a month as it's like useless. I feel bad for people who are addicted to this useless activity. It's only not useless when you're with a nice chick .

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                                            • Tofu
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                                              • Jul 2003
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                                              #23
                                              i do it right above a towel, for easy cleaning.

                                              i also use masterbation as a healthy start to any given morning!
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                                              • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                • Dec 2002
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Roger
                                                I don't use my hands to masturbate.
                                                i know someone like that ...he humps pillows

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                                                • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                  • Dec 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
                                                  i do it right above a towel, for easy cleaning.

                                                  i also use masterbation as a healthy start to any given morning!
                                                  or a nice way to relax before sleep

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                                                  • Tofu
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                                                    #26
                                                    in my early masterbation stages, i would hump the couch pillows
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                                                    • JSA Matt
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                                                      • Aug 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
                                                      i do it right above a towel, for easy cleaning.

                                                      i also use masterbation as a healthy start to any given morning!
                                                      please take a picture of this towel and submit it to my site, jizzrag.com

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                                                      • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                        • Dec 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
                                                        in my early masterbation stages, i would hump the couch pillows

                                                        the couch? Is that how you learned to make it easy to clean up?

                                                        You don't even want to know how I started out - I was pretty horny for a little girl.

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                                                        • BIG Movie List
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by sarah_webinc


                                                          i know someone like that ...he humps pillows
                                                          wouldn't that be a pillowjob?
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                                                          • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                            • Dec 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by BIG Movie List


                                                            wouldn't that be a pillowjob?
                                                            most likely, though it has to be better than the guy I knew in high school that humped his sister's teddy.

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                                                            • Rictor
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                                                              • Jan 2001
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                                                              #31
                                                              I use my wife's hand.

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                                                              • JSA Matt
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                                                                • Aug 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by sarah_webinc


                                                                i know someone like that ...he humps pillows
                                                                does he put 2 pillows together or cut a hole in one? too funny...

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                                                                • BIG Movie List
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by sarah_webinc


                                                                  most likely, though it has to be better than the guy I knew in high school that humped his sister's teddy.
                                                                  my friend used barbie dolls. he would wrap their arms and legs around his penis and use it to masturbate.

                                                                  not sure, if his dick was that small, or his sister's barbies were that big.
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                                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by JSA Matt


                                                                    does he put 2 pillows together or cut a hole in one? too funny...
                                                                    I don't know..I have never seen it actually happen..for some reason he thought it would turn me on to tell me about it.

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                                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                      • Dec 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by BIG Movie List


                                                                      my friend used barbie dolls. he would wrap their arms and legs around his penis and use it to masturbate.

                                                                      not sure, if his dick was that small, or his sister's barbies were that big.
                                                                      if Matel wouldn't sue I would be shooting content

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                                                                      • AmeliaG
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Masturbation rules, but I gave up my weird habits
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                                                                        • steve90
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Ross
                                                                          I have none. I don't masturbate.
                                                                          your so full of shit its not even funny

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                                                                          • Roger
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Masturbation is good and according to researchers it prevents prostate cancer actually.

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                                                                            • TheJimmy
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                                                                              • Jan 2001
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              I know it sounds corny, but seriously, sometimes changing hands at the end or close to the end is fun....







                                                                              and of course the obligatory towel and copious amounts of Astrogluide & porn have to go with that recipe...
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                                                                              • Funbrunette
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Well, I haven't left my house in months because of it....
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                                                                                • BIG Movie List
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by sarah_webinc


                                                                                  if Matel wouldn't sue I would be shooting content
                                                                                  if you do, hit me up.
                                                                                  i'm going to start a paysite.
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                                                                                  • jimboc
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by PenisFace
                                                                                    I always wear shorts, so i just pull up down at the front and put em right behind my scrotum, my nuts keep em from sliding back up. Doing it makes you last longer, and you shoot more goo.

                                                                                    And the goo is where its at.
                                                                                    Then you sell them on www.naughtybids.com?? that's how you make your cash

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                                                                                    • mistersoft
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Ok, since I am an expert in this area I will attempt one serius reply:

                                                                                      when I don't use my lederhosen I will do like this:

                                                                                      I go to the tap and fill up a fresh Miss Softie with pussywarm water. Then I smear some lube at the opening of the Miss Softie and then I wrap the Miss Softie in a towel and penetrate it.

                                                                                      This feels suprisingly good. Like a mix between a blowjob and a pussy.

                                                                                      After use I cut the Miss Softie open, empty it of water, and throw it in the wastebasket.

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                                                                                      • BIG Movie List
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by mistersoft
                                                                                        Ok, since I am an expert in this area I will attempt one serius reply:

                                                                                        when I don't use my lederhosen I will do like this:

                                                                                        I go to the tap and fill up a fresh Miss Softie with pussywarm water. Then I smear some lube at the opening of the Miss Softie and then I wrap the Miss Softie in a towel and penetrate it.

                                                                                        This feels suprisingly good. Like a mix between a blowjob and a pussy.

                                                                                        After use I cut the Miss Softie open, empty it of water, and throw it in the wastebasket.

                                                                                        you've got some serious problems..
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                                                                                        • overlord
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Hey now, using volcanic mud for lube, and spanking houseplants with my free hand is not weird!

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                                                                                          • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                            • Dec 2002
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by BIG Movie List


                                                                                            you've got some serious problems..
                                                                                            and I am guessing the lederhosen is the least of them

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                                                                                            • mistersoft
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by BIG Movie List


                                                                                              you've got some serious problems..
                                                                                              Was this comment provoked by the lederhosen or the miss softie?
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                                                                                              • JSA Matt
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                What is a miss softie? (no, I don't want to try it, just curious)

                                                                                                Do you guys all use lube? I find lube to be quite messy and ends up taking too long...

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                                                                                                • Holly
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by mistersoft
                                                                                                  Ok, since I am an expert in this area I will attempt one serius reply:

                                                                                                  when I don't use my lederhosen I will do like this:

                                                                                                  I go to the tap and fill up a fresh Miss Softie with pussywarm water. Then I smear some lube at the opening of the Miss Softie and then I wrap the Miss Softie in a towel and penetrate it.

                                                                                                  This feels suprisingly good. Like a mix between a blowjob and a pussy.

                                                                                                  After use I cut the Miss Softie open, empty it of water, and throw it in the wastebasket.

                                                                                                  What in the fuck are you talking about?
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                                                                                                  • mistersoft
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by sarah_webinc


                                                                                                    and I am guessing the lederhosen is the least of them
                                                                                                    It always makes me sad when women put me down.

                                                                                                    But seriously I think you are wrong.

                                                                                                    I would not say that you have problems because of your hitachi magic wand, or your sybian, or your little japanese red thing with a rabbit and a squid. Those are all considered normal and even sexy.

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