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Originally posted by mistersoft
Ok, since I am an expert in this area I will attempt one serius reply:
when I don't use my lederhosen I will do like this:
I go to the tap and fill up a fresh Miss Softie with pussywarm water. Then I smear some lube at the opening of the Miss Softie and then I wrap the Miss Softie in a towel and penetrate it.
This feels suprisingly good. Like a mix between a blowjob and a pussy.
After use I cut the Miss Softie open, empty it of water, and throw it in the wastebasket.
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man, I don't even know what it is but I'm soooooooooo fucking scarred for life.