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woj · 12-30-2003, 03:53 AM

50 applications

12-30-2003, 03:54 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I wouldn't hire you to lick my fucking boots.

you break my heart.

Amputate Your Head · 12-30-2003, 03:55 AM

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Originally posted by Equinox

you break my heart.

no doubt.

Amputate Your Head · 12-30-2003, 03:55 AM

unlike you EQ... no one PAYS me

nevermind.

media · 12-30-2003, 03:55 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I know man.... but it's too much to think about... I hate thinking about all that shit. I just want someone to handle it.

Well, hit me up on ICQ, I'd like to sit down with ya and have a drink, I'd like to see all the work that our friends at Twisted Illusions did on you.. I got some more work recently..

Hit me up on ICQ if you got some time.. 847 00 583

Media

Toni · 12-30-2003, 03:56 AM

I?m very curious to see who will take this job. I didn?t even know that people that are willing to do such a job come to this board.

Amputate Your Head · 12-30-2003, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toni
I?m very curious to see who will take this job. I didn?t even know that people that are willing to do such a job come to this board.

are you kidding? These people will whore themselves for $5 bucks a month if someone will give it to them.... I'm offering $1k for 5 days...... I'm stunned that no one has jumped on this yet.

12-30-2003, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
unlike you EQ... no one PAYS me

nevermind.

Yes baby, please - insult me!

sexeducation · 12-30-2003, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toni
I?m very curious to see who will take this job. I didn?t even know that people that are willing to do such a job come to this board.

I would.
I want to meet a few of the people on this board.

Amputate Your Head · 12-30-2003, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by media

Well, hit me up on ICQ, I'd like to sit down with ya and have a drink, I'd like to see all the work that our friends at Twisted Illusions did on you.. I got some more work recently..

Hit me up on ICQ if you got some time.. 847 00 583

Media

how you know Twisted did work on me?

media · 12-30-2003, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

are you kidding? These people will whore themselves for $5 bucks a month if someone will give it to them.... I'm offering $1k for 5 days...... I'm stunned that no one has jumped on this yet.

You'll get some takers at that price Im sure.. If I was some fresh off the boat webmaster, looking for some good experience and the oppertunity to overhear some good ideas and chat, I would be all over it...

Media

Amputate Your Head · 12-30-2003, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexeducation

I would.
I want to meet a few of the people on this board.

but YOU, are not eligible. Because you suck ass. And I said so.

12-30-2003, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I'm stunned that no one has jumped on this yet.

Maybe cuz nobody wants to be seen with a hypocrit with a drinking problem...

Rice_Master · 12-30-2003, 04:00 AM

This guy is a fucking joke. It's funny how people think they are bigger than life itself. Dude you design porn sites for a living, and let's not forget you're working for Lensman, how much do you think you're possibly worth? Wake up man, it's all just a bad dream.

Amputate Your Head · 12-30-2003, 04:01 AM

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Originally posted by Equinox

Yes baby, please - insult me!

stay your scrawny ass in Ohio kid..... you're out of your league.

media · 12-30-2003, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

how you know Twisted did work on me?

I know Kenny =) We've talked before about the work you had done.. Remember I'm an East Bay kid as well...

Media

sexeducation · 12-30-2003, 04:02 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

but YOU, are not eligible. Because you suck ass. And I said so.

Bow to the power of a Master Blogger.
Read the other posts.

Ross · 12-30-2003, 04:02 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

are you kidding? These people will whore themselves for $5 bucks a month if someone will give it to them.... I'm offering $1k for 5 days...... I'm stunned that no one has jumped on this yet.

Lets break it down big guy.

$1000 for 5 days work sounds easy.
$200 per day
Now. They gotta plan your breakfast, lunch, dinner and whatever the hell else you decide to do. Lets say you eat 3 times per day, attend the show floor, and then at least 3 parties at night.
Thats 7 things. Thats $28.50 per thing you do. If your not on time you're gonna be pissed, most likely get drunk and annoy the hell outta your "assisstant"

No offence, but most people going to Vegas already got money or else they wouldn't be going. Who would be willing to monitor you for at least 18 hours per day for $11.11 per hour? Coz thats what it works out at.

Hope you find someone. My best advice is to stick closely with Aaron, he knows what going on all the time. Then you can give him the $1000 since he will be just like your assisstant except he won't take any shit

Enjoy the show AMP.

Amputate Your Head · 12-30-2003, 04:02 AM

The offer stands.

Equinox, talk all the shit you want. I'm not the one sitting in Ohio.

Anyone wants to earn $1k in Vegas, the job is open. (except to sexed.... )

Amputate Your Head · 12-30-2003, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by media

I know Kenny =) We've talked before about the work you had done.. Remember I'm an East Bay kid as well...

Media

nice....

Amputate Your Head · 12-30-2003, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
Lets break it down big guy.

$1000 for 5 days work sounds easy.
$200 per day
Now. They gotta plan your breakfast, lunch, dinner and whatever the hell else you decide to do. Lets say you eat 3 times per day, attend the show floor, and then at least 3 parties at night.
Thats 7 things. Thats $28.50 per thing you do. If your not on time you're gonna be pissed, most likely get drunk and annoy the hell outta your "assisstant"

No offence, but most people going to Vegas already got money or else they wouldn't be going. Who would be willing to monitor you for at least 18 hours per day for $11.11 per hour? Coz thats what it works out at.

Hope you find someone. My best advice is to stick closely with Aaron, he knows what going on all the time. Then you can give him the $1000 since he will be just like your assisstant except he won't take any shit

Enjoy the show AMP.

nice breakdown...

except: I eat ONCE a day. And I don't party.

pamphage · 12-30-2003, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
The offer stands.

Equinox, talk all the shit you want. I'm not the one sitting in Ohio.

Anyone wants to earn $1k in Vegas, the job is open. (except to sexed.... )

you don't wanna pimp it in the sexedmobile?

Ross · 12-30-2003, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

nice breakdown...

except: I eat ONCE a day. And I don't party.

WTF!! How the hell can you only eat once per day? Or do you eat SO much that you can only eat once per day?

You don't party? AMP come on man, soon as you get out there you KNOW you will be partying

funkmaster · 12-30-2003, 04:06 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
this is a time limited position, however, the chosen one will be first in line for future consideration.

I'm looking for a personal assistant for the Vegas show.

Duties include, (but may not be limited to):

Scheduling. To include dinners, events, appearances, shows, parites, etc...

Conferences: Not so much pre-planned conferences, but more the one-on-one type stuff.

Meals: Make it happen. I don't wanna have to think about it.

Shows: Whatever I want. Find the damn tickets and make it happen. I'm far too busy to deal with it. Excuses....? Leave them at home. Can't handle it? Don't apply.

Personal Assistance: Keep the cretins at bay. If the people want autographs and handshakes and shit, fine... but make it orderly and control it so I don't get overwhelmed. Don't EVER let them touch the hair.

Perks: My assistant will accompany me everywhere I go, be privy to my personal conversations, have an in-depth look into a section of the "life of AMp", be considered for future operations, and have full attendance wherever I go.

This is open for the next two days ONLY.

... I am speechless and ashamed !!!

sexeducation · 12-30-2003, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
The offer stands.

Equinox, talk all the shit you want. I'm not the one sitting in Ohio.

Anyone wants to earn $1k in Vegas, the job is open. (except to sexed.... )

That's because I would sell more then you.
And the truth hurts.
Your job is on the line.
And I really am applying for it.
Dad@

12-30-2003, 04:08 AM

Ohio sucks, but at least I am getting the higher education that you (from my best understanding) never got. But what is masters education when you can design porn sites in paradise all day.

Get over yourself Amp, you're a tool.

Amputate Your Head · 12-30-2003, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
WTF!! How the hell can you only eat once per day? Or do you eat SO much that you can only eat once per day?

You don't party? AMP come on man, soon as you get out there you KNOW you will be partying

huge misconception from the board population....

talk to Aaron, or anyone else that knows me personally. I do NOT party. Even when there's a party going on.

hehehehe..... what you see here on GFY is not necessarily what IS....

but then, I've been saying that for years and people believe whatever the hell they wanna believe.

Ross · 12-30-2003, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexeducation
Dad@

Stop with this Dad shit dude. You do yourself no favours. Trust me, one day this will come back and bite you right in the arse!

Amputate Your Head · 12-30-2003, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexeducation

That's because I would sell more then you.
And the truth hurts.
Your job is on the line.
And I really am applying for it.
Dad@

shall I ban you.... again?

"Master Blogger"

lol.... fucking clown.

12-30-2003, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster

... I am speechless and ashamed !!!

Can you say: HASE?

Ross · 12-30-2003, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

huge misconception from the board population....

talk to Aaron, or anyone else that knows me personally. I do NOT party. Even when there's a party going on.

hehehehe..... what you see here on GFY is not necessarily what IS....

but then, I've been saying that for years and people believe whatever the hell they wanna believe.

My bad AMP, just thought you enjoyed a party or two

What you see on GFY is not what goes on in the real world. I know this personally. Last year in Vegas I met some people who I would never have dreamt of talking to just because I didn't like their board persona. Some people would do well to remember there is a big world out there AWAY from the computer!

I gotta start my work now. Damn I can't be bothered doing galleries today

See ya man.

Amputate Your Head · 12-30-2003, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
Ohio sucks, but at least I am getting the higher education that you (from my best understanding) never got. But what is masters education when you can design porn sites in paradise all day.

Get over yourself Amp, you're a tool.

yea...

whatever.

sexeducation · 12-30-2003, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
Stop with this Dad shit dude. You do yourself no favours. Trust me, one day this will come back and bite you right in the arse!

I learned this shit for my son.
Nothing is going to "bite me" in the ass.

Have at it.

media · 12-30-2003, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

shall I ban you.... again?

"Master Blogger"

lol.... fucking clown.

Haha, what do I have to do to antagonize you to ban him?

Media

Amputate Your Head · 12-30-2003, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexeducation
Nothing is going to "bite me" in the ass.

Have at it.

ever see an unchained doberman?

you're looking one in the eyes.

TurboAngel · 12-30-2003, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

shall I ban you.... again?

"Master Blogger"

lol.... fucking clown.

Oh can you? That would be great!

Amputate Your Head · 12-30-2003, 04:15 AM

Here's a tip Sex Ed:

Shut your fucking cake hole. Before you piss me off.

Amputate Your Head · 12-30-2003, 04:19 AM

btw, still looking for that assistant....

and I need to add now, the person that takes this gig, needs to have some tough skin. Because there will no doubt be some heat. Pussies (like Equinox) need not apply. I need someone that can handle themselves. Don't need to worry about me, I can take care of myself.... but I don't want my assistant getting fucked up neither.

Phenomenon · 12-30-2003, 04:28 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
ooo... I forgot the most important thing!

you gotta watch my shit. My jacket, my camera, that kinda shit.... because if it turns up missing, it's your ass.

Look here CHUMP if you see me there you better look out I'm going to pimp slap your cheap ass bitch boy, that you bought for a week because you have no friends to go with. ....... You a fucking Joke ! Then Im going to take your Jacket and piss on it. Ill just keep your camera tho. Sounds like you need grow some balls and be a man TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF or move back in with your mom

......... btw I was wanting to know if you would cut me a deal on a pay site tour ?

Amputate Your Head · 12-30-2003, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phenomenon

Look here CHUMP if you see me there you better look out I'm going to pimp slap your cheap ass bitch boy, that you bought for a week because you have no friends to go with. ....... You a fucking Joke ! Then Im going to take your Jacket and piss on it. Ill just keep your camera tho. Sounds like you need grow some balls and be a man TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF or move back in with your mom
......... btw I was wanting to know if you would cut me a deal on a pay site tour ?

you know where to find me punk.

pamphage · 12-30-2003, 04:31 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
[B]

you seriously need your own unique banner, bro. before everytime i saw that banner 90% of the time it was your post (or ocassionally equinox). now you look like the 10 other people that got lucky on sig day.

Phenomenon · 12-30-2003, 04:31 AM

Damn Amp I was wanting a better flame from you than that. It's ok tho

Good luck with your search. Most of us have trouble keeping up with our own days

Amputate Your Head · 12-30-2003, 04:32 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by pamphage
[B]

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

you seriously need your own unique banner, bro. before everytime i saw that banner 90% of the time it was your post (or ocassionally equinox). now you look like the 10 other people that got lucky on sig day.

hmm.... good point.

I can do that I guess. I'm the mutherfucker that makes 'em.

Amputate Your Head · 12-30-2003, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phenomenon
Damn Amp I was wanting a better flame from you than that. It's ok tho Good luck with your search. Most of us have trouble keeping up with our own days

my hi-octane flaming days are done man.... I'm too fucking old for that shit anymore. I honestly can't keep up. I've been reduced to throwing out a few random insults and hoping for the best.

SomeCreep · 12-30-2003, 04:37 AM

wtf, this thread got big fast.

Ash@phpFX · 12-30-2003, 04:54 AM

ill do it for return tickets from australia

Ice · 12-30-2003, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

ever see an unchained doberman?

you're looking one in the eyes.

OzMan · 12-30-2003, 07:00 AM

Message to Amp's personal assistant.
------------------------------------------------

You must be fucked in the head for taking this job.

Also, you can pack a few thirts if you want but leave the board shorts at home, it's snowing like crazy in Vegas at the moment

Mr Pheer · 12-30-2003, 07:18 AM

For that $200 a day I'd give you 8 hours daily which would be more than enough time, I'm a local and know where to get the show tickets and shit...

BUT

I got family arriving today and they will be here for the next week.

But if you need some help with show tickets or anything buzz my icq.

Sly_RJ · 12-30-2003, 07:50 AM

It's actually not a bad deal... assuming plane tickets, floor tickets, and hotel stays are included. Otherwise that's a minimum of $500 out the door. So you're only making $500 for 4 days of being somebody's lackey. Not that good of a deal, especially if you're trying to make contacts and learn some biz.

My guy is getting plane tickets, floor passes, hotel, meals, entertainment, and a check at the end of it. And since he's not already in the industry, I don't have to worry about him running around doing his business on my dime.

If you're seriously looking for a PA, take a trusted non-industry person. They'll be stoked just going to a porn convention. Careful of the gawking though...

12-30-2003, 03:53 AM	#51
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12-30-2003, 03:55 AM	#54
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12-30-2003, 03:56 AM	#56
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12-30-2003, 04:02 AM	#69
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	The offer stands. Equinox, talk all the shit you want. I'm not the one sitting in Ohio. Anyone wants to earn $1k in Vegas, the job is open. (except to sexed.... ) __________________ SIG TOO BIG

12-30-2003, 04:15 AM	#87
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Here's a tip Sex Ed: Shut your fucking cake hole. Before you piss me off. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

12-30-2003, 04:00 AM	#64
Rice_Master Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,582	This guy is a fucking joke. It's funny how people think they are bigger than life itself. Dude you design porn sites for a living, and let's not forget you're working for Lensman, how much do you think you're possibly worth? Wake up man, it's all just a bad dream.

12-30-2003, 04:08 AM	#76
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	Ohio sucks, but at least I am getting the higher education that you (from my best understanding) never got. But what is masters education when you can design porn sites in paradise all day. Get over yourself Amp, you're a tool.

12-30-2003, 04:19 AM	#88
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	btw, still looking for that assistant.... and I need to add now, the person that takes this gig, needs to have some tough skin. Because there will no doubt be some heat. Pussies (like Equinox) need not apply. I need someone that can handle themselves. Don't need to worry about me, I can take care of myself.... but I don't want my assistant getting fucked up neither. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

12-30-2003, 04:31 AM	#91
pamphage Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Hollywood, CA Posts: 3,569	[QUOTE]Originally posted by Amputate Your Head [B] you seriously need your own unique banner, bro. before everytime i saw that banner 90% of the time it was your post (or ocassionally equinox). now you look like the 10 other people that got lucky on sig day. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

12-30-2003, 04:31 AM	#92
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12-30-2003, 04:37 AM	#95
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12-30-2003, 04:54 AM	#96
Ash@phpFX Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,292	ill do it for return tickets from australia

12-30-2003, 07:00 AM	#98
OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	Message to Amp's personal assistant. ------------------------------------------------ You must be fucked in the head for taking this job. Also, you can pack a few thirts if you want but leave the board shorts at home, it's snowing like crazy in Vegas at the moment

12-30-2003, 07:18 AM	#99
Mr Pheer Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,262	For that $200 a day I'd give you 8 hours daily which would be more than enough time, I'm a local and know where to get the show tickets and shit... BUT I got family arriving today and they will be here for the next week. But if you need some help with show tickets or anything buzz my icq. __________________ 2 lifeguards for Jessica Last edited by Mr Pheer; 12-30-2003 at 07:26 AM..

12-30-2003, 07:50 AM	#100
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	It's actually not a bad deal... assuming plane tickets, floor tickets, and hotel stays are included. Otherwise that's a minimum of $500 out the door. So you're only making $500 for 4 days of being somebody's lackey. Not that good of a deal, especially if you're trying to make contacts and learn some biz. My guy is getting plane tickets, floor passes, hotel, meals, entertainment, and a check at the end of it. And since he's not already in the industry, I don't have to worry about him running around doing his business on my dime. If you're seriously looking for a PA, take a trusted non-industry person. They'll be stoked just going to a porn convention. Careful of the gawking though... __________________ PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144