12-30-2003, 04:06 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: shell beach
Posts: 7,938
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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
this is a time limited position, however, the chosen one will be first in line for future consideration.
I'm looking for a personal assistant for the Vegas show.
Duties include, (but may not be limited to):
Scheduling. To include dinners, events, appearances, shows, parites, etc...
Conferences: Not so much pre-planned conferences, but more the one-on-one type stuff.
Meals: Make it happen. I don't wanna have to think about it.
Shows: Whatever I want. Find the damn tickets and make it happen. I'm far too busy to deal with it. Excuses....? Leave them at home. Can't handle it? Don't apply.
Personal Assistance: Keep the cretins at bay. If the people want autographs and handshakes and shit, fine... but make it orderly and control it so I don't get overwhelmed. Don't EVER let them touch the hair.
Perks: My assistant will accompany me everywhere I go, be privy to my personal conversations, have an in-depth look into a section of the "life of AMp", be considered for future operations, and have full attendance wherever I go.
This is open for the next two days ONLY.
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