Now accepting applications...
 

this is a time limited position, however, the chosen one will be first in line for future consideration.



I'm looking for a personal assistant for the Vegas show.


Duties include, (but may not be limited to):

Scheduling. To include dinners, events, appearances, shows, parites, etc...

Conferences: Not so much pre-planned conferences, but more the one-on-one type stuff.

Meals: Make it happen. I don't wanna have to think about it.

Shows: Whatever I want. Find the damn tickets and make it happen. I'm far too busy to deal with it. Excuses....? Leave them at home. Can't handle it? Don't apply.

Personal Assistance: Keep the cretins at bay. If the people want autographs and handshakes and shit, fine... but make it orderly and control it so I don't get overwhelmed. Don't EVER let them touch the hair.



Perks: My assistant will accompany me everywhere I go, be privy to my personal conversations, have an in-depth look into a section of the "life of AMp", be considered for future operations, and have full attendance wherever I go.


This is open for the next two days ONLY.

I would love to help you out, except I would then need a asistant for all my plans. :winkwink:

jDoG

jesus. you are a bigger primadonna than aria :1orglaugh

hahaha did you mistake yourself for someone 'important'?

what part of your paycheck *don't* you understand?

your application has been denied.

You and SleazyDream would get along good together :glugglug

that's gotta be a joke, hehe

it's a damn tradeshow, not that hard to keep track of where to go and when

Are designers so big they need personal assistants? It's not like you're a superstar or something, you'd be better off hiring someone to keep you out of fights than handle all that bullshit. I mean how are you too busy to take care of the things you're going there for in the first place? But hell go for it actually get a female assistant.

sarcasm is not needed here.... I'm looking for genuine applicants tonight.

i thought this thread was about GL4L... :(

my regular personal assistant is on vacation the first week of January, otherwise I would fly her in along with me....


that's why I'm looking for an opportunist. Someone that wants a shot.

you had to know you'd catch some flak for this thread though :winkwink:

you think ? :helpme

Good luck man, I bet you can find a cute female to handle your biz for a day or two. I have a personal assistant I call it a Palm Pilot.

how much are you offering for this job from hell?

yes, this is a serious thread.

How much are you paying? But that would mean I would have to represent you! Sorry gotta represent new sensations!

:Graucho

jDoG

no one wants a shot?


hmmm.... ok. Well, I guess I pull some looker off the street then. Thought I'd offer it up to GFY first, but apparently no one is interested.

Maybe if you posted, how much you were going to pay them, they would reply!

jDoG

LMAO, does anyone honestly think AMP could afford a personal assistant ? Even for a couple of days ? :orglaugh

how's this....


tell ME what you think you're worth. And why. If I believe you, you got a job.



oh, also... I forgot.... limo duty. I don't wanna have to chase down that shit. So make sure it's set up to pick me up whenever for whatever.

this is not a joke people....



if you're interested, I suggest you post, or contact me some other way.

ooo... I forgot the most important thing!



you gotta watch my shit. My jacket, my camera, that kinda shit.... because if it turns up missing, it's your ass.

also, I expect nothing less than 200% loyalty.

Ah shit, that sucks for the person, that means they gotta be mostly sober at parties! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jDoG

I'll do it.
Fly me in. ; )

seriously... this is NOT a bs joke thread.... I mean it here.


if someone wants a job.... a ticket into some hot parties.... accompany me whever I go... AND get paid...


this is a REAL job.

fuck off.

application DENIED.

never ever
NEVER EVER
please reject me :)

so do I.

roflmao

AMP forgot to take his Ritalin today.

but then, you aren't AMp, you're not here, never been here, never will be here, and pretty much speaking straight out your uneducated ass.... and thus: take your eleven posts, and jam it in your ass fucknut.... :)

because you mean exactly = fuckall. :)

no maybe he did take his Ritalin - but too much. : )

Dude if I had a personal assistant I would just mess with them too much while I was drunk, lol.... stuff like "Stand on one leg and hop around", lol....

They would quite within 5 minutes, lol.

so no one wants the job huh....


too bad. I guess I get a local hottie to come with me for peanuts and a plane ticket instead.

btw, job pay is $1k....

for 5 days. Along with everything else I've already mentioned.

I'll do it for three paysite designs.

:glugglug

I'll take that.
lol

3 paysite tours will run you $10k.... you plan on writing me a check for the difference?

chump.... go beat off in the bathroom again punk.

haha

Dude, honestly.. Your demanding alot from someone that will most likely end up stuck at a blackjack table or getting distracted by some ass..

I would not trust anyone from this board with your itinerary.. I started planning my itinerary 2 weeks ago, its maticulous.. I know when and where shits happening, and I have all my own invites and passes to shit I wanna do...

Media..

I know man.... but it's too much to think about... I hate thinking about all that shit. I just want someone to handle it.

Ahh I didn't know you were so expensive even though I knew you were on the high side. Well try bumping your thread in about 6 hours and you should get more of a response then bro.

fly me from australia and back again!?
:Graucho

if i was from US and had more confident in my english speaking ill apply:-) but some people (girls) like french canadian accent:-))
im a pretty good PR guy i like to meet people i like to origanize event etc..since im working as dj in night club (stripper club) so im kinda used to meet people booking scheduling girls and stuff..

TTiger

so nobody going to vages wants to make an extra k?

In case you need an experienced fluffer, you know where to find me.

I wouldn't hire you to lick my fucking boots.

Rent me a Lincoln Town Car to drive from Dallas to Vegas and pay for my hookers while I'm there and we're set.

:thumbsup