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lightswitch · 12-28-2003, 12:15 AM

Cop said my break lights wernt working when i stopped @ the stop sign. Damit narrowly escaped, Said i had one beer, but it was really about 6 in 4 hours. But I escaped & thats what is important!

Oracle Porn · 12-28-2003, 12:16 AM

You're dangering the life of other drivers you drunk fuck!

Pornwolf · 12-28-2003, 12:16 AM

Oh yeah, the Butte P.D. are known for their brutatlity.

Veterans Day · 12-28-2003, 12:17 AM

whats important is you didnt take a mom and her kid out fuckhead. Drinking and driving is lame. Your a loser

The Truth Hurts · 12-28-2003, 12:17 AM

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Originally posted by lightswitch
Cop said my break lights wernt working when i stopped @ the stop sign. Damit narrowly escaped, Said i had one beer, but it was really about 6 in 4 hours. But I escaped & thats what is important!

maybe next time you'll wipe out a family of four instead.

asshole.

GeXus · 12-28-2003, 12:18 AM

Good job man.. Always remember, When driving drunk, dont admit it!

TiGrrPrr · 12-28-2003, 12:18 AM

not even a 'follow the pen' test? Lucky you!

Rictor · 12-28-2003, 12:20 AM

6 beers in 4 hours? No one is going to get drunk off six beers in 4 hours.

Ludedude · 12-28-2003, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor
6 beers in 4 hours? No one is going to get drunk off six beers in 4 hours.

I have to agree.

psyko514 · 12-28-2003, 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor
6 beers in 4 hours? No one is going to get drunk off six beers in 4 hours.

regardless, it's still illegal.

fucking scumbag.

Pornwolf · 12-28-2003, 12:28 AM

Not true. I have a friend in his lat 30's that still can't drink more than 2 Bud Lights without getting a little drunk.

fuzebox · 12-28-2003, 12:29 AM

Uh...

Fix your break lights?

laura99 · 12-28-2003, 12:30 AM

It's not illegal here as long as you are under the limit. Takes around 4 drinks in an hour to get close to that limit. Of course everyones body is a little different but 6 in 4 hours isn't going to do shit for me but keep my lips wet.

JDog · 12-28-2003, 12:30 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
You're dangering the life of other drivers you drunk fuck!

There's a difference between having a few drinks and being drunk! He never said he was drunk!

jDoG

JDog · 12-28-2003, 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by psyko514

regardless, it's still illegal.

fucking scumbag.

It's only illegal if you're above 0.08!

So fuckyou asshole!

jDoG

funkmaster · 12-28-2003, 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by lightswitch
Cop said my break lights wernt working when i stopped @ the stop sign. Damit narrowly escaped, Said i had one beer, but it was really about 6 in 4 hours. But I escaped & thats what is important!

... you are a fucking asshole, and that's all I have to say about you, hope they get yo next time and hopefully you will not kill a kid at the zebra crossings ...

Paul Markham · 12-28-2003, 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
You're dangering the life of other drivers you drunk fuck!

Said it all, look at the stats on road accidents and drunk drivers.

Shame is you are proud enough about it to come here and boast.

The Truth Hurts · 12-28-2003, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
Not true. I have a friend in his lat 30's that still can't drink more than 2 Bud Lights without getting a little drunk.

i'm the same way.

SomeCreep · 12-28-2003, 12:35 AM

Driving drunk is all fun and games and nothing bad ever happens until one day you kill someones only child or run over someones grandma and get her brains all over your right front tire.

Vitasoy · 12-28-2003, 12:35 AM

don't drink and drive

Ludedude · 12-28-2003, 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by psyko514

regardless, it's still illegal.

fucking scumbag.

It is? Only if his BAC was above 0.10% (the BAC limit in MT if you're over 21) and for the average person it takes a whole lot more than 6 beers in 4 hours.

source: http://www.realbeer.com/edu/health/when.php

I don't advocate DWI but please make a small effort at knowing what the fuck you are talking about.

SureFire · 12-28-2003, 12:39 AM

Brag about it with you friends.

Maru · 12-28-2003, 12:40 AM

Uncool.

arial · 12-28-2003, 12:41 AM

Why is everyone so hostile?

1. Six beers in four hours wont do shit.
2. If you get drunk off of six beers in four you deserve to go to jail and be cellmates with Tiny.
3. The legal drinking limit (in most areas) is 0.8 six beers in four hours is no where near that.

My

psyko514 · 12-28-2003, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by Ludedude

It is? Only if his BAC was above 0.10% (the BAC limit in MT if you're over 21) and for the average person it takes a whole lot more than 6 beers in 4 hours.

source: http://www.realbeer.com/edu/health/when.php

I don't advocate DWI but please make a small effort at knowing what the fuck you are talking about.

i didn't see him post his BAC anywhere.

for all you know, it could have been .12% or .16%
you also don't know if he's 21+

Veterans Day · 12-28-2003, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by arial
Why is everyone so hostile?

1. Six beers in four hours wont do shit.
2. If you get drunk off of six beers in four you deserve to go to jail and be cellmates with Tiny.
3. The legal drinking limit (in most areas) is 0.8 six beers in four hours is no where near that.

My

cause we all know 6 beers means 10-12. Drunks are the most annoying fucks.

xxxoutsourcing · 12-28-2003, 12:42 AM

You got skills man, next time do a pre check inspection of the car, always carry a pre drive check list in the glove box, lights, tyres, horn, wipers and after that.
CHECK yourself!!!!!!!!!(HELLO)

How would you feel if you wiped someout, not just Mum or kid, but a dad that is the bread and butter for the family, how would that kid feel with no dad or the lady with no husband!

Check youself, Fuck driving take a cab or hire a driver for fuck sake man.

Ludedude · 12-28-2003, 12:45 AM

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Originally posted by psyko514

i didn't see him post his BAC anywhere.

for all you know, it could have been .12% or .16%
you also don't know if he's 21+

You're right, he didn't post his BAC but going from the accepted averages he would be way below the level for his state assuming he's over 21. Just like you assumed that he was blind drunk, commiting a felony and a scumbag, I assumed he's over 21.

Let's continue this train of thought. Assuming he is indeed under 21 and of average weight (180 pounds), 6 beers in 4 hours might put him over the 0.02% BAC limit for those under 21 in MT. Then again, it might not. In either case, you jumped to unsupported conclusions and attacked him without full knowledge of the facts.

dij · 12-28-2003, 12:47 AM

SoundMan · 12-28-2003, 12:49 AM

Hey I have been there! you all settle down!

#1 drink at home.
#2 have a friend drive you or walk to the bar.
#3 in most cases your limit is 3 beers per hr for a 180 lb person.
#4 they can arrest you for .02 if they want! the Police.
#5 it costs to much for dwi - I had one 10 years back.
#6 when you crash you die even if your still alive!

I am no preacher, I hate Cops BUT if you wana get drunk walk and scream and yell all you want, worst you can get for that is 12 hr lockdown.. and nothing else!

xanx · 12-28-2003, 12:53 AM

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It's not illegal here as long as you are under the limit.

Wrong!

psyko514 · 12-28-2003, 12:54 AM

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Originally posted by Ludedude

You're right, he didn't post his BAC but going from the accepted averages he would be way below the level for his state assuming he's over 21. Just like you assumed that he was blind drunk, commiting a felony and a scumbag, I assumed he's over 21.

Let's continue this train of thought. Assuming he is indeed under 21 and of average weight (180 pounds), 6 beers in 4 hours might put him over the 0.02% BAC limit for those under 21 in MT. Then again, it might not. In either case, you jumped to unsupported conclusions and attacked him without full knowledge of the facts.

if he was under the legal limit, then what exactly did he escape from and why did he lie about how many drinks he had?

Ludedude · 12-28-2003, 12:56 AM

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Originally posted by fuzebox
Uh...

Fix your break lights?

The lights is already break, that's why he got pulled over. What he needs to do is fix his BRAKE lights so the cops won't BREAK his balls

MetaMan · 12-28-2003, 12:56 AM

sure u "got away" you know dam well the cop had you sucking him off. haha tea bagger!

Ludedude · 12-28-2003, 12:59 AM

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Originally posted by psyko514

if he was under the legal limit, then what exactly did he escape from and why did he lie about how many drinks he had?

Everyone I've ever seen on COPS lies to the police when they're pulled over. Most common reason given? "I was scared." Maybe he was scared about them finding the body in the trunk? Who knows but with the information given (and that's all any of us have to work with) it's highly unlikely that he was indeed DWI. Not impossible, just not too highly fucking likely.

You telling me you NEVER had 2 beers in an hour and got behind the wheel?

xanx · 12-28-2003, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by psyko514

if he was under the legal limit, then what exactly did he escape from and why did he lie about how many drinks he had?

people get charged w/ DUI all day long and blow under the legal limit.

psyko514 · 12-28-2003, 01:05 AM

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Originally posted by Ludedude

Everyone I've ever seen on COPS lies to the police when they're pulled over. Most common reason given? "I was scared." Maybe he was scared about them finding the body in the trunk? Who knows but with the information given (and that's all any of us have to work with) it's highly unlikely that he was indeed DWI. Not impossible, just not too highly fucking likely.

You telling me you NEVER had 2 beers in an hour and got behind the wheel?

If he wasn't DWI, then what did he escape from?

I don't drive, so no, I never have done that.

My girlfriend, however, does drive, and she has never done that.

Ludedude · 12-28-2003, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by psyko514

If he wasn't DWI, then what did he escape from?

I don't drive, so no, I never have done that.

My girlfriend, however, does drive, and she has never done that.

Again, I can't answer what he thinks he escaped from.

Congratulations, your girlfriend must be an angel.

Vitasoy · 12-28-2003, 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
sure u "got away" you know dam well the cop had you sucking him off. haha tea bagger!

haha

maxjohan · 12-28-2003, 01:35 AM

serious-- six beers is a lot. If you have taken a driver license you will know that beer goes out of you body slowly.

It's probably 6 six beers in 30 minutes-- drunk like fuck-- playing the guido game-- no tuna-- driving home alone.

I don't know- but I do know that you should never
drink and drive.

spooky181 · 12-28-2003, 03:36 AM

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Originally posted by lightswitch
Cop said my break lights wernt working when i stopped @ the stop sign. Damit narrowly escaped, Said i had one beer, but it was really about 6 in 4 hours. But I escaped & thats what is important!

The fact he says that he "escaped" says that the thinks he was probably over the limit, and is quite happy about coming here and bragging about it to all his close friends here...

Pad · 12-28-2003, 03:39 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
You're dangering the life of other drivers you drunk fuck!

I hope somebody important to this whiney bitch died in a drunk driving accident.. the way he bitches, jesus christ..

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V_RocKs · 12-28-2003, 03:46 AM

If you are drunk and hit another vehicle and the occupants of that vehicle are seriously injured, leave your information on the other car (have cards preprinted for time constraints) knock on a door and tell them to call 911, then run from the scene and find a pay phone. Call someone to come and get you. Then make a report about the accident within 24 hours of its occurance.

Walla... it is not hit and run if you provide the other party with your information and make an attempt to call emergency services (you are an average Joe, you don't know how to extract someone from a vehicle without injuring them further), and as long as you make the report within 24 hours of the occurence. You can even CALL the report in! How fucking sweet is that?

jaYMan · 12-28-2003, 04:13 AM

For some reason, I read the topic as... "on the way home from the barn." I was thinking, damn, how far away is your barn...

*sighs* nevermind.

Trax · 12-28-2003, 04:21 AM

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Originally posted by jaYMan
For some reason, I read the topic as... "on the way home from the barn." I was thinking, damn, how far away is your barn...

*sighs* nevermind.

haha
thought the same down here

Mike-BP · 12-28-2003, 04:29 AM

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Originally posted by lightswitch
Cop said my break lights wernt working when i stopped @ the stop sign. Damit narrowly escaped, Said i had one beer, but it was really about 6 in 4 hours. But I escaped & thats what is important!

idiot

50 Cent · 12-28-2003, 04:31 AM

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Originally posted by lightswitch
Cop said my break lights wernt working when i stopped @ the stop sign. Damit narrowly escaped, Said i had one beer, but it was really about 6 in 4 hours. But I escaped & thats what is important!

Stupid fucking redneck

50 Cent · 12-28-2003, 04:34 AM

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Originally posted by V_RocKs
If you are drunk and hit another vehicle and the occupants of that vehicle are seriously injured, leave your information on the other car (have cards preprinted for time constraints) knock on a door and tell them to call 911, then run from the scene and find a pay phone. Call someone to come and get you. Then make a report about the accident within 24 hours of its occurance.

Walla... it is not hit and run if you provide the other party with your information and make an attempt to call emergency services (you are an average Joe, you don't know how to extract someone from a vehicle without injuring them further), and as long as you make the report within 24 hours of the occurence. You can even CALL the report in! How fucking sweet is that?

How about not driving drunk in the first place? What if it's your mother crossing a street and some stupid fuck hits her while driving drunk? Would you give him the same advise?

fuzebox · 12-28-2003, 04:40 AM

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Originally posted by Ludedude

The lights is already break, that's why he got pulled over. What he needs to do is fix his BRAKE lights so the cops won't BREAK his balls

So embarassing... I just looked at his post and typed without thinking.

wyldblyss · 12-28-2003, 06:31 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor
6 beers in 4 hours? No one is going to get drunk off six beers in 4 hours.

I would LOL. I'm a cheap drunk, in fact I'm on my ass after 2 beers.

12-28-2003, 12:28 AM	#11
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12-28-2003, 12:30 AM	#13
laura99 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: indianapolis Posts: 877	It's not illegal here as long as you are under the limit. Takes around 4 drinks in an hour to get close to that limit. Of course everyones body is a little different but 6 in 4 hours isn't going to do shit for me but keep my lips wet. __________________

12-28-2003, 12:35 AM	#19
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12-28-2003, 12:42 AM	#27
xxxoutsourcing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,888	You got skills man, next time do a pre check inspection of the car, always carry a pre drive check list in the glove box, lights, tyres, horn, wipers and after that. CHECK yourself!!!!!!!!!(HELLO) How would you feel if you wiped someout, not just Mum or kid, but a dad that is the bread and butter for the family, how would that kid feel with no dad or the lady with no husband! Check youself, Fuck driving take a cab or hire a driver for fuck sake man. __________________ xxxoutsourcing.com ICQ:119936 \| Aim:xxxoutsourcing \| MSN:msn@ xxxoutsourcing.com \| Yahoo:xxxoutsourcing Submitters, Designers, Programmers, Cartoonist, Creative Writers, Video & Photo Editors Convert your Paysite into a cartoon site convert2toons.com Last edited by xxxoutsourcing; 12-28-2003 at 12:45 AM..

12-28-2003, 12:15 AM	#1
lightswitch Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Butte, MT, USA Posts: 870	Damit I got pulled over on my way home from the bar! Cop said my break lights wernt working when i stopped @ the stop sign. Damit narrowly escaped, Said i had one beer, but it was really about 6 in 4 hours. But I escaped & thats what is important!

12-28-2003, 12:16 AM	#2
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12-28-2003, 12:17 AM	#4
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12-28-2003, 12:18 AM	#6
GeXus Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Yo Mommas Pussy Posts: 3,320	Good job man.. Always remember, When driving drunk, dont admit it! __________________

12-28-2003, 12:18 AM	#7
TiGrrPrr Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Penix Posts: 562	not even a 'follow the pen' test? Lucky you!

12-28-2003, 12:20 AM	#8
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	6 beers in 4 hours? No one is going to get drunk off six beers in 4 hours.

12-28-2003, 12:29 AM	#12
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,241	Uh... Fix your break lights?

12-28-2003, 12:39 AM	#22
SureFire Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: internet Posts: 4,398	Brag about it with you friends.

12-28-2003, 12:40 AM	#23
Maru Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Europe Posts: 918	Uncool.

12-28-2003, 12:41 AM	#24
arial Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bay Area Posts: 4,012	Why is everyone so hostile? 1. Six beers in four hours wont do shit. 2. If you get drunk off of six beers in four you deserve to go to jail and be cellmates with Tiny. 3. The legal drinking limit (in most areas) is 0.8 six beers in four hours is no where near that. My

12-28-2003, 12:47 AM	#29
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12-28-2003, 12:49 AM	#30
SoundMan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MidWest Posts: 3,471	Hey I have been there! you all settle down! #1 drink at home. #2 have a friend drive you or walk to the bar. #3 in most cases your limit is 3 beers per hr for a 180 lb person. #4 they can arrest you for .02 if they want! the Police. #5 it costs to much for dwi - I had one 10 years back. #6 when you crash you die even if your still alive! I am no preacher, I hate Cops BUT if you wana get drunk walk and scream and yell all you want, worst you can get for that is 12 hr lockdown.. and nothing else!

12-28-2003, 12:56 AM	#34
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	sure u "got away" you know dam well the cop had you sucking him off. haha tea bagger!

12-28-2003, 01:35 AM	#40
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	serious-- six beers is a lot. If you have taken a driver license you will know that beer goes out of you body slowly. It's probably 6 six beers in 30 minutes-- drunk like fuck-- playing the guido game-- no tuna-- driving home alone. I don't know- but I do know that you should never drink and drive. __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

12-28-2003, 03:46 AM	#43
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12-28-2003, 04:13 AM	#44
jaYMan peace&profit, Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 4,885	For some reason, I read the topic as... "on the way home from the barn." I was thinking, damn, how far away is your barn... sighs nevermind. __________________ peace&profit, jaYMan