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  • lightswitch
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    • Feb 2001
    • 870

    #1

    Damit I got pulled over on my way home from the bar!

    Cop said my break lights wernt working when i stopped @ the stop sign. Damit narrowly escaped, Said i had one beer, but it was really about 6 in 4 hours. But I escaped & thats what is important!
  • Oracle Porn
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    • Oct 2002
    • 24433

    #2
    You're dangering the life of other drivers you drunk fuck!


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    • Pornwolf
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      • Jan 2002
      • 22712

      #3
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      • Veterans Day
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        • Jul 2003
        • 8403

        #4
        whats important is you didnt take a mom and her kid out fuckhead. Drinking and driving is lame. Your a loser
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        • The Truth Hurts
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          • Nov 2002
          • 15770

          #5
          Originally posted by lightswitch
          Cop said my break lights wernt working when i stopped @ the stop sign. Damit narrowly escaped, Said i had one beer, but it was really about 6 in 4 hours. But I escaped & thats what is important!
          maybe next time you'll wipe out a family of four instead.

          asshole.

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          • GeXus
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            • May 2003
            • 3320

            #6
            Good job man.. Always remember, When driving drunk, dont admit it!

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            • TiGrrPrr
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              • Sep 2003
              • 562

              #7
              not even a 'follow the pen' test? Lucky you!

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              • Rictor
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                • Jan 2001
                • 12208

                #8
                6 beers in 4 hours? No one is going to get drunk off six beers in 4 hours.

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                • Ludedude
                  Suck it!
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 4432

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Rictor
                  6 beers in 4 hours? No one is going to get drunk off six beers in 4 hours.
                  I have to agree.

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                  • psyko514
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                    • Oct 2002
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Rictor
                    6 beers in 4 hours? No one is going to get drunk off six beers in 4 hours.
                    regardless, it's still illegal.

                    fucking scumbag.

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                    • Pornwolf
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 22712

                      #11
                      Not true. I have a friend in his lat 30's that still can't drink more than 2 Bud Lights without getting a little drunk.
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                      • fuzebox
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                        • Oct 2003
                        • 22363

                        #12
                        Uh...

                        Fix your break lights?

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                        • laura99
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                          • Aug 2002
                          • 877

                          #13
                          It's not illegal here as long as you are under the limit. Takes around 4 drinks in an hour to get close to that limit. Of course everyones body is a little different but 6 in 4 hours isn't going to do shit for me but keep my lips wet.

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                          • JDog
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                            • Feb 2003
                            • 7453

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                            You're dangering the life of other drivers you drunk fuck!
                            There's a difference between having a few drinks and being drunk! He never said he was drunk!

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                            • JDog
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by psyko514


                              regardless, it's still illegal.

                              fucking scumbag.
                              It's only illegal if you're above 0.08!

                              So fuckyou asshole!

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                              • funkmaster
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                                • Sep 2001
                                • 7938

                                #16
                                Originally posted by lightswitch
                                Cop said my break lights wernt working when i stopped @ the stop sign. Damit narrowly escaped, Said i had one beer, but it was really about 6 in 4 hours. But I escaped & thats what is important!
                                ... you are a fucking asshole, and that's all I have to say about you, hope they get yo next time and hopefully you will not kill a kid at the zebra crossings ...

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                                • Paul Markham
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                                  • Jun 2001
                                  • 52942

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                  You're dangering the life of other drivers you drunk fuck!
                                  Said it all, look at the stats on road accidents and drunk drivers.

                                  Shame is you are proud enough about it to come here and boast.



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                                  • The Truth Hurts
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                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 15770

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                    Not true. I have a friend in his lat 30's that still can't drink more than 2 Bud Lights without getting a little drunk.
                                    i'm the same way.

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                                    • SomeCreep
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                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 26118

                                      #19
                                      Driving drunk is all fun and games and nothing bad ever happens until one day you kill someones only child or run over someones grandma and get her brains all over your right front tire.

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                                      • Vitasoy
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                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 58202

                                        #20
                                        don't drink and drive


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                                        • Ludedude
                                          Suck it!
                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 4432

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by psyko514


                                          regardless, it's still illegal.

                                          fucking scumbag.
                                          It is? Only if his BAC was above 0.10% (the BAC limit in MT if you're over 21) and for the average person it takes a whole lot more than 6 beers in 4 hours.

                                          source: http://www.realbeer.com/edu/health/when.php

                                          I don't advocate DWI but please make a small effort at knowing what the fuck you are talking about.

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                                          • SureFire
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                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 4398

                                            #22
                                            Brag about it with you friends.

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                                            • Maru
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                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 918

                                              #23
                                              Uncool.

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                                              • arial
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                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 4012

                                                #24
                                                Why is everyone so hostile?

                                                1. Six beers in four hours wont do shit.
                                                2. If you get drunk off of six beers in four you deserve to go to jail and be cellmates with Tiny.
                                                3. The legal drinking limit (in most areas) is 0.8 six beers in four hours is no where near that.

                                                My

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                                                • psyko514
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Ludedude


                                                  It is? Only if his BAC was above 0.10% (the BAC limit in MT if you're over 21) and for the average person it takes a whole lot more than 6 beers in 4 hours.

                                                  source: http://www.realbeer.com/edu/health/when.php

                                                  I don't advocate DWI but please make a small effort at knowing what the fuck you are talking about.
                                                  i didn't see him post his BAC anywhere.

                                                  for all you know, it could have been .12% or .16%
                                                  you also don't know if he's 21+

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                                                  • Veterans Day
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by arial
                                                    Why is everyone so hostile?

                                                    1. Six beers in four hours wont do shit.
                                                    2. If you get drunk off of six beers in four you deserve to go to jail and be cellmates with Tiny.
                                                    3. The legal drinking limit (in most areas) is 0.8 six beers in four hours is no where near that.

                                                    My
                                                    cause we all know 6 beers means 10-12. Drunks are the most annoying fucks.
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                                                    • xxxoutsourcing
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                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 3888

                                                      #27
                                                      You got skills man, next time do a pre check inspection of the car, always carry a pre drive check list in the glove box, lights, tyres, horn, wipers and after that.
                                                      CHECK yourself!!!!!!!!!(HELLO)

                                                      How would you feel if you wiped someout, not just Mum or kid, but a dad that is the bread and butter for the family, how would that kid feel with no dad or the lady with no husband!

                                                      Check youself, Fuck driving take a cab or hire a driver for fuck sake man.
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                                                      • Ludedude
                                                        Suck it!
                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                        • 4432

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by psyko514


                                                        i didn't see him post his BAC anywhere.

                                                        for all you know, it could have been .12% or .16%
                                                        you also don't know if he's 21+
                                                        You're right, he didn't post his BAC but going from the accepted averages he would be way below the level for his state assuming he's over 21. Just like you assumed that he was blind drunk, commiting a felony and a scumbag, I assumed he's over 21.

                                                        Let's continue this train of thought. Assuming he is indeed under 21 and of average weight (180 pounds), 6 beers in 4 hours might put him over the 0.02% BAC limit for those under 21 in MT. Then again, it might not. In either case, you jumped to unsupported conclusions and attacked him without full knowledge of the facts.

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                                                        • dij
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                                                          • May 2003
                                                          • 2163

                                                          #29
                                                          wow

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                                                          • SoundMan
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 3471

                                                            #30
                                                            Hey I have been there! you all settle down!

                                                            #1 drink at home.
                                                            #2 have a friend drive you or walk to the bar.
                                                            #3 in most cases your limit is 3 beers per hr for a 180 lb person.
                                                            #4 they can arrest you for .02 if they want! the Police.
                                                            #5 it costs to much for dwi - I had one 10 years back.
                                                            #6 when you crash you die even if your still alive!

                                                            I am no preacher, I hate Cops BUT if you wana get drunk walk and scream and yell all you want, worst you can get for that is 12 hr lockdown.. and nothing else!

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                                                            • xanx
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                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                              • 3711

                                                              #31
                                                              It's not illegal here as long as you are under the limit.

                                                              Wrong!

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                                                              • psyko514
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Ludedude


                                                                You're right, he didn't post his BAC but going from the accepted averages he would be way below the level for his state assuming he's over 21. Just like you assumed that he was blind drunk, commiting a felony and a scumbag, I assumed he's over 21.

                                                                Let's continue this train of thought. Assuming he is indeed under 21 and of average weight (180 pounds), 6 beers in 4 hours might put him over the 0.02% BAC limit for those under 21 in MT. Then again, it might not. In either case, you jumped to unsupported conclusions and attacked him without full knowledge of the facts.
                                                                if he was under the legal limit, then what exactly did he escape from and why did he lie about how many drinks he had?

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                                                                • Ludedude
                                                                  Suck it!
                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 4432

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                                  Uh...

                                                                  Fix your break lights?
                                                                  The lights is already break, that's why he got pulled over. What he needs to do is fix his BRAKE lights so the cops won't BREAK his balls

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                                                                  • MetaMan
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                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                    • 28682

                                                                    #34
                                                                    sure u "got away" you know dam well the cop had you sucking him off. haha tea bagger!

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                                                                    • Ludedude
                                                                      Suck it!
                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                      • 4432

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by psyko514


                                                                      if he was under the legal limit, then what exactly did he escape from and why did he lie about how many drinks he had?
                                                                      Everyone I've ever seen on COPS lies to the police when they're pulled over. Most common reason given? "I was scared." Maybe he was scared about them finding the body in the trunk? Who knows but with the information given (and that's all any of us have to work with) it's highly unlikely that he was indeed DWI. Not impossible, just not too highly fucking likely.

                                                                      You telling me you NEVER had 2 beers in an hour and got behind the wheel?

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                                                                      • xanx
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                                                                        • Apr 2002
                                                                        • 3711

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by psyko514


                                                                        if he was under the legal limit, then what exactly did he escape from and why did he lie about how many drinks he had?
                                                                        people get charged w/ DUI all day long and blow under the legal limit.

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                                                                        • psyko514
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Ludedude


                                                                          Everyone I've ever seen on COPS lies to the police when they're pulled over. Most common reason given? "I was scared." Maybe he was scared about them finding the body in the trunk? Who knows but with the information given (and that's all any of us have to work with) it's highly unlikely that he was indeed DWI. Not impossible, just not too highly fucking likely.

                                                                          You telling me you NEVER had 2 beers in an hour and got behind the wheel?
                                                                          If he wasn't DWI, then what did he escape from?

                                                                          I don't drive, so no, I never have done that.

                                                                          My girlfriend, however, does drive, and she has never done that.

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                                                                          • Ludedude
                                                                            Suck it!
                                                                            • Jun 2001
                                                                            • 4432

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by psyko514


                                                                            If he wasn't DWI, then what did he escape from?

                                                                            I don't drive, so no, I never have done that.

                                                                            My girlfriend, however, does drive, and she has never done that.
                                                                            Again, I can't answer what he thinks he escaped from.

                                                                            Congratulations, your girlfriend must be an angel.

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                                                                            • Vitasoy
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                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 58202

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                              sure u "got away" you know dam well the cop had you sucking him off. haha tea bagger!

                                                                              haha


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                                                                              • maxjohan
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                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                • 7219

                                                                                #40
                                                                                serious-- six beers is a lot. If you have taken a driver license you will know that beer goes out of you body slowly.

                                                                                It's probably 6 six beers in 30 minutes-- drunk like fuck-- playing the guido game-- no tuna-- driving home alone.


                                                                                I don't know- but I do know that you should never
                                                                                drink and drive.

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                                                                                • spooky181
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                                                                                  • Jul 2003
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by lightswitch
                                                                                  Cop said my break lights wernt working when i stopped @ the stop sign. Damit narrowly escaped, Said i had one beer, but it was really about 6 in 4 hours. But I escaped & thats what is important!
                                                                                  The fact he says that he "escaped" says that the thinks he was probably over the limit, and is quite happy about coming here and bragging about it to all his close friends here...

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                                                                                  • Pad
                                                                                    elephants dont swat flies
                                                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                                                    • 1262

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                                    You're dangering the life of other drivers you drunk fuck!
                                                                                    I hope somebody important to this whiney bitch died in a drunk driving accident.. the way he bitches, jesus christ..

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                                                                                    • V_RocKs
                                                                                      Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                      • 32451

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      If you are drunk and hit another vehicle and the occupants of that vehicle are seriously injured, leave your information on the other car (have cards preprinted for time constraints) knock on a door and tell them to call 911, then run from the scene and find a pay phone. Call someone to come and get you. Then make a report about the accident within 24 hours of its occurance.

                                                                                      Walla... it is not hit and run if you provide the other party with your information and make an attempt to call emergency services (you are an average Joe, you don't know how to extract someone from a vehicle without injuring them further), and as long as you make the report within 24 hours of the occurence. You can even CALL the report in! How fucking sweet is that?

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                                                                                      • jaYMan
                                                                                        peace&profit,
                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                        • 4885

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        For some reason, I read the topic as... "on the way home from the barn." I was thinking, damn, how far away is your barn...

                                                                                        *sighs* nevermind.
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                                                                                        • Trax
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                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                          • 14486

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by jaYMan
                                                                                          For some reason, I read the topic as... "on the way home from the barn." I was thinking, damn, how far away is your barn...

                                                                                          *sighs* nevermind.
                                                                                          haha
                                                                                          thought the same down here

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                                                                                          • Mike-BP
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                                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                                            • 1270

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by lightswitch
                                                                                            Cop said my break lights wernt working when i stopped @ the stop sign. Damit narrowly escaped, Said i had one beer, but it was really about 6 in 4 hours. But I escaped & thats what is important!
                                                                                            idiot
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                                                                                            • 50 Cent
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                                                                                              • Dec 2002
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by lightswitch
                                                                                              Cop said my break lights wernt working when i stopped @ the stop sign. Damit narrowly escaped, Said i had one beer, but it was really about 6 in 4 hours. But I escaped & thats what is important!
                                                                                              Stupid fucking redneck

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                                                                                              • 50 Cent
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                                                                                                • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                                                                                If you are drunk and hit another vehicle and the occupants of that vehicle are seriously injured, leave your information on the other car (have cards preprinted for time constraints) knock on a door and tell them to call 911, then run from the scene and find a pay phone. Call someone to come and get you. Then make a report about the accident within 24 hours of its occurance.

                                                                                                Walla... it is not hit and run if you provide the other party with your information and make an attempt to call emergency services (you are an average Joe, you don't know how to extract someone from a vehicle without injuring them further), and as long as you make the report within 24 hours of the occurence. You can even CALL the report in! How fucking sweet is that?

                                                                                                How about not driving drunk in the first place? What if it's your mother crossing a street and some stupid fuck hits her while driving drunk? Would you give him the same advise?

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                                                                                                • fuzebox
                                                                                                  making it rain
                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                  • 22363

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Ludedude


                                                                                                  The lights is already break, that's why he got pulled over. What he needs to do is fix his BRAKE lights so the cops won't BREAK his balls
                                                                                                  So embarassing... I just looked at his post and typed without thinking.

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                                                                                                  • wyldblyss
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                                                                                                    • Nov 2003
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Rictor
                                                                                                    6 beers in 4 hours? No one is going to get drunk off six beers in 4 hours.
                                                                                                    I would LOL. I'm a cheap drunk, in fact I'm on my ass after 2 beers.

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