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Head · 12-08-2003, 04:40 PM

If a girl were to read her email what would one have to say to get a date?

Lets here them!

Pad · 12-08-2003, 04:43 PM

start with the basics, call her princess/angel/adorable

be a sweet heart to her, act like you are caring but somewhat cocky, always correct, smart & confident.

intruge a girl and you are good as balls deep in her gash

padwisdom

Juicy D. Links · 12-08-2003, 04:43 PM

Wanna fuck baby?

I know you want me
Cut the BS and gobble my cock

hyper · 12-08-2003, 04:53 PM

Hi my name is Head
Now give me some

Oracle Porn · 12-08-2003, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
Hi my name is Head
Now give me some

Head · 12-08-2003, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
Hi my name is Head
Now give me some

lol

CamChicks · 12-08-2003, 05:09 PM

here is one from today:

Quote:

I was wondering if you wanted to vary your expand your site a little by adding
some trampling to it. If so, I would like to be the one that gets trampled. I
have done some trampling in the past by having 2 girls in heels (a about 150 lbs
each) trample me for 10min, I've also had a girl that was 135 lbs jump on me in
heels for about half an hour. You look a bit lighter than them so it wouldn't
be a problem for me. Let me know if your interested.

Raf1 · 12-08-2003, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
Hi my name is Head
Now give me some

hehe

Brad-Wishing · 12-08-2003, 05:11 PM

"You easy? No... oh shit. Well here - have this spiked drink."

-=HOAX=- · 12-08-2003, 05:21 PM

If you see a pair of girls, one that you want to talk to. Walk up to the girl you don't want to talk to and say, "Do you like to dance?"

Hopefully she says, "Yes."

Then you say, "Would you mind?"

Then she says, "Would I mind What?"

Then you say, "Would you mind going and dancing, I want to hit on your friend."

Mr. Jim · 12-08-2003, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
If you see a pair of girls, one that you want to talk to. Walk up to the girl you don't want to talk to and say, "Do you like to dance?"

Hopefully she says, "Yes."

Then you say, "Would you mind?"

Then she says, "Would I mind What?"

Then you say, "Would you mind going and dancing, I want to hit on your friend."

Krista Allen...Stuff Magazine

vegas2003 · 12-08-2003, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Head
If a girl were to read her email what would one have to say to get a date?

Lets here them!

ask her"did it hurt?" she says "what"? you say"when you fell from heaven"

Rob · 12-08-2003, 07:07 PM

"Can I wear your ass as a hat", usually works for me. Also, "Nice Shoes, wanna fuck?" has its benefits.

One of my all-time favs is "I may not be Barney Rubble but I sure as hell can make your bed rock!"

After that, they're mush in your hands and you're knee deep in vertical smile!

12clicks · 12-08-2003, 07:08 PM

"I'm 12clicks"

com · 12-08-2003, 07:10 PM

nice shoes... wanna fuck?

BluntMatch · 12-08-2003, 07:12 PM

Blunt in your hahahaha?

ModelPerfect · 12-08-2003, 07:26 PM

"Wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

"...What's the matter? Don't you like pizza?"

Elli · 12-08-2003, 08:45 PM

One of my favourite lines from the Family Guy:

"Do you rent or own? .... those wings, you angel."

GTS Mark · 12-08-2003, 08:46 PM

"Excuse me do you have any Irish in you?..... No??

Would you like some?

"

DH

Doctor Dre · 12-08-2003, 08:50 PM

Don't be a pussy just get her in your bed and fuck her .

SubAms · 12-08-2003, 08:50 PM

Can I tickle your belly button?

From the inside?

Dirty F · 12-08-2003, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by PantyMan
Can I tickle your belly button?

From the inside?

Heheh damn funny!

triumph · 12-08-2003, 09:12 PM

hey want to fuck?

Rambozo · 12-09-2003, 12:39 AM

This has worked for me a few times-
I stand in a bar looking very depressed. When a babe comes up to me and asks "Whats wrong with you ? You look like you lost your best friend"?, my reply is that I'm supposed to have an operation in a couple days, and I'm beginning to have doubts about it.
They always ask what type of surgery I'm supposed to have.
I tell them that it is Penis reduction surgery. Then I throw in that I hope I'm doing the right thing and wish I could get another opinion. You'd be amazed at how many girls- after they stop laughing- offer to give you their opinion. At that point, if you can't get laid, there's no helping you.

SomeCreep · 12-09-2003, 12:40 AM

"I'm a poopy pants"

Weppel · 12-09-2003, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rambozo
This has worked for me a few times-
I stand in a bar looking very depressed. When a babe comes up to me and asks "Whats wrong with you ? You look like you lost your best friend"?, my reply is that I'm supposed to have an operation in a couple days, and I'm beginning to have doubts about it.
They always ask what type of surgery I'm supposed to have.
I tell them that it is Penis reduction surgery. Then I throw in that I hope I'm doing the right thing and wish I could get another opinion. You'd be amazed at how many girls- after they stop laughing- offer to give you their opinion. At that point, if you can't get laid, there's no helping you.

Good one

Turboface · 12-09-2003, 12:43 AM

A guy is sitting at a bar, trying to pick up a hot babe, sitting next to him.

'Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?'

'Yes', she replies, 'I'm the receptionists at the STD clinic.'

Rorschach · 12-09-2003, 12:58 AM

"I've been watching you through your bedroom window the last few nights and I really think we'd make a great couple."

Mikey_219Inc · 12-09-2003, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface
A guy is sitting at a bar, trying to pick up a hot babe, sitting next to him.

'Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?'

'Yes', she replies, 'I'm the receptionists at the STD clinic.'

ha ha

I like Andrew Dice Clay's pickup line ... "hey baby, you want me to give you 12 inches and hurt you? Lemme fuck you three times and hit you in the head with a brick."

juicybucks · 12-09-2003, 03:05 AM

Do ya fuck on first dates, does ya dad own a brewery, can I feel your tits, or will you show 'em to me ?

courtesy Rodney Rude

Tippy · 12-09-2003, 09:58 AM

" Do you think I can get your Parents address, I'd like to write them and thank them for having such a beautiful daughter "

Head · 12-09-2003, 10:27 AM

Some good ones!

radical · 12-09-2003, 10:53 AM

Pull out your cock and say here it's for you!!!

Jman69 · 12-09-2003, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Head
If a girl were to read her email what would one have to say to get a date?

Lets here them!

Tell her you have lots of money.

Gspothottie · 12-09-2003, 11:01 AM

"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. "
"If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! "
"If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."
"Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get"
"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."
You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."

brand0n · 12-09-2003, 11:05 AM

hi im brandon seems to work like a champ for me.

12-08-2003, 04:40 PM	#1
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Pad elephants dont swat flies Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,262	start with the basics, call her princess/angel/adorable be a sweet heart to her, act like you are caring but somewhat cocky, always correct, smart & confident. intruge a girl and you are good as balls deep in her gash padwisdom __________________

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Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	"Can I wear your ass as a hat", usually works for me. Also, "Nice Shoes, wanna fuck?" has its benefits. One of my all-time favs is "I may not be Barney Rubble but I sure as hell can make your bed rock!" After that, they're mush in your hands and you're knee deep in vertical smile! __________________

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	One of my favourite lines from the Family Guy: "Do you rent or own? .... those wings, you angel." __________________ email: [email protected]

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Rambozo Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 117	This has worked for me a few times- I stand in a bar looking very depressed. When a babe comes up to me and asks "Whats wrong with you ? You look like you lost your best friend"?, my reply is that I'm supposed to have an operation in a couple days, and I'm beginning to have doubts about it. They always ask what type of surgery I'm supposed to have. I tell them that it is Penis reduction surgery. Then I throw in that I hope I'm doing the right thing and wish I could get another opinion. You'd be amazed at how many girls- after they stop laughing- offer to give you their opinion. At that point, if you can't get laid, there's no helping you.

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Gspothottie Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 112	"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. " "If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! " "If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world." "Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get" "If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?" "Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours." You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one." __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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