12-09-2003, 12:42 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Netherlands
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rambozo
This has worked for me a few times-
I stand in a bar looking very depressed. When a babe comes up to me and asks "Whats wrong with you ? You look like you lost your best friend"?, my reply is that I'm supposed to have an operation in a couple days, and I'm beginning to have doubts about it.
They always ask what type of surgery I'm supposed to have.
I tell them that it is Penis reduction surgery. Then I throw in that I hope I'm doing the right thing and wish I could get another opinion. You'd be amazed at how many girls- after they stop laughing- offer to give you their opinion. At that point, if you can't get laid, there's no helping you.
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