Quote:
Originally posted by Turboface
A guy is sitting at a bar, trying to pick up a hot babe, sitting next to him.
'Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?'
'Yes', she replies, 'I'm the receptionists at the STD clinic.'
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ha ha
I like Andrew Dice Clay's pickup line ... "hey baby, you want me to give you 12 inches and hurt you? Lemme fuck you three times and hit you in the head with a brick."